Teen dies while texting and driving. Suggestions for what to do at her funeral?

Teen dies while texting and driving. Suggestions for what to do at her funeral?

text to her mom and text:
You're next~Car

stay home

We need a tribute to her.

Bumping for potential

come on you guys! you can find her account and post .....her...last...texts....

Who voted for this nose dig?

make vrooming noises

text everyone at the funeral non stop

Be on your phone; talking, texting, laughing at memes, through it all never at one point put down your phone

I voted for the Hag, but preferred the Socialist Grandpa.

Kill yourself.

>This.
Make sure to bump into as many people/objects as possible.

pull out your phone and bump into everybody while texting

make up a speech that has alot of puns related to her death(example she took life head on)

destiny being the result of our choices,

we all do.

you're a bit late and dull with such advice.

Lol. I second this.
Wear a trucker hat while you do, or whatever hat her car was.

Give her a west hollywood sendoff.

Text at her funeral

Waste of nice DSLs

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>Give her a west hollywood sendoff.
That could be hot!

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>Lol. I second this.
>Wear a trucker hat while you do, or whatever hat her car was.
This!!

Text all throughout the funeral, and during it, take a silly face selfie with the body, and send it to social media with a lot of inappropriate hashtags and captions.

I like this one. If anyone wants I can take pics of the body.

Masturbate

This.
Right on the body.
Preferably while others there can see.

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>This.
>Right on the body.
>Preferably while others there can see.

Think she'll mind?

Only 1 way to find out

Nah. She won't care.

How do you know?

/thread

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Look at your phone and text to other people at that funeral...

Text Ctrl+f to pay respects.

Someone meme her.

Open casket?

If so, try to cop a feel, grab some boob.

If your feeling really ballsy, you try to expose a tit... tell the grieving family that she promised you a tit pic in her last message, but you never got it... you are only doing what she would have wanted.

She's alive. She's just being held prisoner by those asshole ISISraelis.

Many places don't have laws against fucking dead bodies. No one wants to be the guy known for making the "No fucking corpses" law.

I'd do her.

shes a fucking butter face

The dead one or the improsoned one?

Checkd but that doesn't make any sense

Her car wasn't a hat it was a car.

Checkd thos quads

Just fapped looking into the eyes of nappy hair dead chick. That was something else.

Buy a bunch of cheap cell phones and diecast cars. Put them in her casket.

yup

This. Archaeologists will dig her up in 200 years and wonder wtf that was all about. Well. I wonder what theyd find in the casket at that point.

palestinfu

Gather a bunch of people and make a protest to ban cell phones.

my nigga

I keked

I loled

Crash in

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Same nappy hair but the dead girl looks different.

text while walking up to view coffin...
walk into coffin, knocking it over spilling body on floor...
do the dinosaur

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