Guys I need to name my kayak, any ideas?

Guys I need to name my kayak, any ideas?

Will order the vinyl letters and shit.

Queen Anne's Revenge

How about these, something with the green color

The Green Goblin
The Green Booger
Booger Boat
Green Machine
Camo Lyfe
Water Turtle
Zippy Turtle
Aqua Turtle
Ninja Turtle
Aqua ninja


any of those ring any bells?

Kike-ak
The flying cuckman
Bitecopter

You really like turtles

"Have you kayak and eat it"

That's a paddlin'

Kayak-istan Rebel

The S.S Tonya Harding

The Homo Erectus

Slippery dick

Kayaki McKayakface

The Turtle Jerker

This one pls

Kayakhu Akbar

The Kayate Kid

S. S. Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

Turdy McTurd

John Brown if you're in the south. Nigger if you're in the north.

The Green Gorgolax

...

Niggers can't swim.

Kayak Obama?

Crippled Canoe?

in before Selma Kayak

Episode II: Kayak of the Clones

+1

king canoe-t

shit green boat.
SS forever alone.
SS Sitting in the water when others are living life.
SS I have extra money so thats cool.
SS fist fucker.
SS I dont know what SS means for boats and I dont care.

Bootyboat

Sup Forumsoat

Steam ship

The SS Virginity Protector

assholes watery coffin

protip: you die in it

el verde puta

Titanic

kayak si sdrawkcab delleps kayak

Call it the Lie-Ack.

Since you don't own that kayak, you ridiculous loser.

Stop it bear

You're going to wish it was called Old Town

The green serpent

This gets my vote

hahaha, this

Daily Dose

The HMS Shag-At-Sea

The Dildozer

Bean Pod
Pea Pod

Slugg

I appreciate this one. Nice.

Reverse Vagina

did you know that the word kayak looks the same upside down as it does right side up? its called a conundrum.

Vaginal secretions

I masturbate in this

+1 for lie-ack kek

Rator

Kayaks Are My Spirit Animal

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