kendrick edition
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if i made this edition everyone would be shitting on me for 2 early.
but since is a nigger is alright
>nigger bop shit
UU > Damn
So will this edition attract Sup Forums then?
This
I hereby call all anti-niggers to arms to eliminate the melanin threat once and for all
90s hip-hop was the best
sure, whats everyone's favorite album right now?
Year is 2030
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Final Fantasy XX
>"Ok, that'll be 0.0000003 BITBEANS"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>"I only have 300 Bitcoin please"
>"Bit-what?"
>face gets red
>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."
>"I don't know what that is. Is that some kind of shitcoin. We only accept Bitbeans here"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please bitcoin give no shitcoin please accept"
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ACCEPT PLEASE BITCOIN GAME PLEASE ACCEPT"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
Aren't you the black user?
Kendrick overrated as fuck imo
>i listen to jethro tull
...
>playing modern day FF
>playing video games after 2005
Hate when we have Sup Forums-tier editions I never have any fucking clue what musics and albums you guys are talking about
what's your taste then, bud?
dont see it changing anytime soon
TF2 and GTAV my nigga
Me llamo El Moro
neither does anyone else on Sup Forums or here desu
over 100k albums are released a year.
why would you expect to know any of them?
Can you imagine what videogames will be on 2030?
Man with all that technology maybe they can give Mario...2 sombreros!
youtube.com
interesting video and autism comments
>Your mom lets you have 2 sombreros
I'm still waiting for a western game company to make a futa game.
Wisconsin is literally BadMinnesota and anyone who's been there knows this to be 100% factual
>muh cheese
fuck off
thats gay as fuck, dude
>very important captcha rant i pinned to a dead thread
I only listen to music made by people who have less than 50,000 followers on SoundCloud
/d/ would love it
no u
litreally bad nigger music or bad "white person with no friends" music.
gonna go bed now
bye /cum/
nn
>no option for legacy here
:^)))
Night bud
it isnt even 10 PM yet
I like that one what's that from?
>dad found the pizza boxes under the bed
>tfw 9:50
>have to go to bed in an hour
Placer gaycer tiny lil braincer
My sister told me she let her employees have 30 mins to watch the Ninty E3.
>cookies enabled
mfw
(no reaction folder t.bh)
I hear south dakotans often go weeks without bathing
If every faggot who liked that shit died the world would be a better place.
I heard South Dakotans worship corn
It's not gay to like futa.
Only if the dickgirl is fucking a vaginagirl
>dynamic IP on an ID board
You have no idea what kind of power you can yield folks
shocking, but true
never gonna make it if you dont get 10 hours of sleep
>pssh... nothing personal .... kid.
I heard that Californians worship any water they can find
At least I'm not ugly and smelly and also dumb stupid idiot
update your memes, we're out of the drought
You haven't known true power until you shitpost with a Canadian and Australian flag at once.
I heard that if you water your lawn in California, the government sends a mob of Mexicans to lynch you
Coasties on the left
Midbesterners on the right
What is some essential /rapkino/?
I know nothing about rap music.
I hear if you have a white wife in california the government sends a hired black man to cuck you.
I heard that Bulgarian girls are cute
Low end theory
Enter the 36 Chambers
Graduation
MBDTF
Straight outta compton
money store
the chronic
holy fuck, my dad is on a business trip in Baltimore (manages steel plants) and he just called from a hotel phone because he got mugged and they took his phone + wallet, he went out this late by himself to buy a pack of smokes and now he's just right pissed
That's not true. They send in a Hispanic guy to cuck you and if you have a cute legal feminine son or a cute legal daughter/"daughter", fuck him (or her (or "her")) too.
The non-roach non-gypsy ones, yes.
Any of Eazy E solo stuff and some of ice cubes post NWA music.
That what he gets for going to Murland
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 2.0
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
1-henrico, virginia
2-Montgomery county penisvania
3-oyster gay
4-hunstville alabama
5-center county penisvana
6-whatcom county canada
ONLY MADE THE LIST SO THEY CAN STOP ANNOYING ME GAP
7-Placer
8-Portland
9-Conway
POWER GAP
90001-Canadians
90002-“Cara is bald” poster
90000000000000001-Ohiano
>Why yes I do live next to the ocean
Cara is obsessed with me
>UNIRONICALLY LIVING IN A STATE THAT'S GOING TO DETACH FROM THE US AND FLOAT OVER TO ALASKA
...
>canadians went up in power by billions of ranks
>landlocked states
>makes a posts that supports white genocide just to see the replies
>drink one glass of wine
>light headed
discuss
Sorry, i promise for 2.1
>being from a county that's a suburb of a city from another county
Corn Confederacy when?
Warhammer is a meme game.
>babbys first day on Sup Forums
spongebob got shitty after season 6
4*
It went to shit after the movie.
*season 3
same
What's your opinion of condos?
my.mixtape.moe
How would you guys describe the various points of this decade?
>2010-2012
The recession was still in full force, but the world was generally peaceful. Arab Spring had begun, but people were optimistic about it and oblivious to the chaos it would bring. Smartphones become popular, and YouTube has good content and less drama.
>2013-2014
Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon Bombings, Ukraine, the height of ISIS, BlackLivesMatter. America's political climate radically changes, with the focus moving from the economy to terrorism, gun control, and identity politics.
>2015-2016
The refugee crisis, more and deadlier terrorist attacks, brexit, the American election shock. Oil prices are low and the middle east is in greater crisis than ever before.
>2017
Terrorist attacks receive less coverage, Trump faces multiple scandals. Widespread political apathy.
it was good until somewhere in 2012
dunno wha season that was
people just stopped watching after season 7
Fuck you leaf, season 3 was good.
>2011
Best year since 2004
every year after 2012 is absolute shit tier
>why yes I can't read
The post said after the season, after season 3 is 4 dumb dumb.
Early:
>Meh
Late:
>Meh (Negative tone)
2014 is when Sup Forums got flooded with normalfags and redditors.
>normalfags and redditors.
whats the diff?
I fucking hate the new-style of toilets.
Mine's been running water nonstop for the last few days, and sure it's a quick fix, but it's a pain in the ass compared to the old-style where you literally just had to bend a metal rod.
And of course the cap doesn't just pop off for mine. No sir. I have to undo the nozzles since it's installed at an angle, shut the water off, deal with the entire mechanism popping out, just to clear away a few specks of dust so it works properly again.
A total of ten minutes of my life completely wasted.
Most Redditors are losers like Sup Forums users, except they lean to the left.
My limited understanding of reddit through /askreddit/ is that literally everyone is an office drone and feigns anxiety and depression despite a regular and healthy social life. Sounds like total normalfaggotry to me