Be French

>Be French
>"REEEEE, Croissants are getting more expensive, I may as well kill myself now."

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Qu'ils mangent de le pain

Hahaha ebin sacrebleu croissant baguette voulez vous couchez avec moi je parle français paris tour eiffel am I right haha

Fucking faggots can't talk about us without clichés I fucking hate it

Cuernitos *

>Be French
>mass national destabilisation occurs when the price of croissants rise too high

>reading tabloids
>in 2017
Really?

i know that feel

>The Guardian
>A tabloid
Ok mehmed.

>Fucking faggots can't talk about us without clichés I fucking hate it
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French bread really is the best bread I've had in europe though

Yes yes I get it wow so funny man
I sure am very french because I eat croissant hahae

iktfb. But at least our clichés are cute.

French people are so skinny regardless of stuffing themselves with buttery carbs.

You all drink shit French wine and eat oily croissants everyday like the frenchman you are

you think el peruANO is cute?

This is now a white only thread.

Of course

theguardian.com/media/2017/jun/13/guardian-and-observer-to-relaunch-in-tabloid-format
heh

Hahaha ebin right?
Kys

No we dont

B-But, what would I eat in the morning ?

Read the full article too brazil bro. News stays the same, just that they use tabloid 'format' to present it.

calm your tits.

The other Frenchman will get mad at you for saying this.

It's so clear now

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I bet you are typing it with tears on your eyes and baguette in your ass while Jamal is fucking your gf in the next room with no contraception and when she will get pregnant you will be considered father and denied the right to make DNA test to deny your fatherhood of now your black child.

Chill Rusky. We broskis?

Such a shame, best vocaroo ever made

Why would I get mad if I was an algerian

Sure

Yes, it is, herr Van Faggot.

>We are throws?
Who knows.

Please Ruskies. Don't do this.

At least I'm not born degenerate like you

kek how does it feel to be a walking meme?

No one is born degenerate, m8.
Everyone chooses their own paths, and some lead to crane.

How does it feel to be a walking leaf?

Flags banter?

What the fuck is crane?

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>netherlands trying to bantz

c-cute!

Very nice

CANADIANS YOU'RE RUINING THE THREAD. GET OUT.

Alright, just this once

Never! I will never let you bully france and get away with it

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