Wake up

>wake up
>Still don't have a qt Portuguese gf

>wake up
>be taller than 5'8"

feels good

>tfw 5'6

I wish I could've been born as someone's qt porta gf desu

that looks like a indian girl

She is a (very beautiful) Portuguese woman

>tfw have had a Portuguese gf

Living the dream

desu

How THE fuck did an inbred pasty a*glo get a tuga gf ?

>tfw no Portuguese gf
It's not fair

Should we kill ourselves? Life seems not worth living without a qt Portuguese gf at my side

I wouldn't wish this feel on anyone

iktfb

My girl is Irish.

Do you have tuga gf you could spare? I don't care if she's not 9/10, I just want a celtiberian lass

She went to my Uni.

Came from a nice street in Lisbon.

Good times.

Damm, I wish I was smart enough for college

That girls isn't white though, want shitskin kids?

She is 100% Portuguese

So? You don't see the moorish influencie? Shes darker thanks most moroccans, just date a white girls of your ethnic group

But I msyelf am descended from Sicilians

OK, date a sicilian then, make your mamma proud

that girl has boyfriend already

>what is tanning
Portugal is hot as fuck, of course a lot of the people there are going to look tanned. Not everyone is a pasty fuck that burns red in the sun or stays home all day in this basement

are we fetishising Latin women now

I do :)

>ywn black a qt iberian

I would do literally anything to have a Portuguese gf

I know that feeling :(

>wake up
>still have two estonian slags to fuck
>but no loyal portuguese gf :(

...

>tfw no thicc Brazilian pardo gf who tells me she wishes we colonised her instead

Carolina is literally physical perfection. It hurts that I will never have a gf as beautiful as her but also smart and loving.

>wake up

dont be pathetic alien. She is tanned as fuck.
but she is white med.