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Superman visits /brit/ edition

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Berb

If so I'm booking my flights

>£4000
>1 (one) hug

honestly lauren southern or faith goldy having a leaked tape of them being pounded by a black would be golden.

what are you expecting to find mate? hoping to uncover some big scoop?

fuck off you bellend, we've got enough photos

oi oi id fuck lois lane desu

That's not superman...
THIS is superman

idk think it might be interesting

so thats a 'no' then?

Stop watching the mainstream media.

>be a londoner
>get run over
>get stabbed
>get burned
>muh GDP tho

Say hello to your Grenfell Tower landlords

NEED a gibi asmr gf

this the ideal male body
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

What people imagine the average is, at least
Like some people were complaining that her voice was badly imitated and over the top and was probably a yank or something, but she really was a brit

I like being an Anglo but hate the British

Who do you think will be the next president? I think Bernie.

Vote said yes

can't wait for my life to start lads

not this one haha, I mean my actual life
any moment now...

then youre a true anglo
brits hate the british too

COME ON POSTMAN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah but what'll happen if he gets bullied off the stage at the inauguration by two black fatties again?

Post your favourite GLUMPFH names
I'll start
>Cheeto Benito

Same except in not anglo

you're not Anglo mate fuck off

this is puzzling

if you were a rich, global multinational metropolitan, surely you'd just prefer living in New York by now?
now that London and Paris have shown themselves to be third-world tier when it comes to danger

surely she's not from london though, the cockney accent is appalling

Donald nigger is not my president

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40269625

OH SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING BUILDING ON FIRE

THERESA MAY OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

yeah but she exaggerates the accent so dumb yanks and Koreans know that she's definitely british

haha... tiny hands... classic...

DON'T GO CHASIN' WATERFALLS

He was being respectful, which is a presidential quality.

might shoot my dick off with a crossbow lads
thoughts?

its a status thing
youve got to have an office in NY, London + Paris for prestige reasons

and our corporation tax is the lowest in the G20 (hence why Jezza wants to raise it)

Putin's cock holster
when I heard that I literally threw up from laughing so hard

bog fart trump shart is NOT my president

SHADILAY XD!!!1

how shitty must your buildings be that an entire tower block catches fire and 50 people are sent to hospital

fuck off to /cum/

of course you can use my platform, m'nigger

a classic LOL! glumpf got so triggered by that,poor little snowflake

>says China
hmmm
doing a think

Part and Parcel

At least it didn't collapse

>Ex phone dominatrix. On a call with a dude and someone picks up the other line. It is his elderly and disabled mother, and she needs his help to get out of bed. I tell my caller to go take care of his mom, and we can talk more later. His mom thinks I'm his girlfriend and is so thrilled at the thought that her son has an actual flesh-and-blood girlfriend that she tells him to finish talking to me, she can wait. I hung up because I didn't get paid enough to deal with that. It was super sad because his mom was so delighted that he had a "girlfriend." I never heard from him again.

who said that lol

why do yanks pretend to be anglo when none of them really are

Part and parcel of being a white lefty male in the USA.

imagine her getting boned by an african migrant on a livestream while ezra sits in the corner sobbing and wanking

gf is making me breakfast heheh

Colbert

>do fuck all most days
>1 fire breaks out and you need a rest

fucking lazy bastards

I'm easy like a sontag morgen Tbh

>cover the building in flammable cladding
>don't put a centralised fire alarm in
jail sentences incoming

Sexist

Unronically bring back hanging for this sort of negligence. The warning signs were everywhere.

she's armed and dangerous m8.

What's she making

Colbert?!

Maybe they should, it would make Sup Forums more fun

>Theresa May's chief of staff 'sat on' report warning high-rise blocks like Grenfell Tower were vulnerable to fire
SHE IS FINISHED

ramadam must be why every muslim woman you see past the age 25 is a fat blob

>my mum's still in there, fucking save her
>nah mate, the health and safety says it's too dangerous

Fuck, fireman is a sweet job

Imagine how paranoid all other commieblock runts are right now

London under Ken Livingstone: 7/7 bombings
London under Boris Johnson: Riots
London under Sadiq Khan: Terror attacks and a fire

omelette

hope she doesn't fuck it up

have to go outside lads

must be so comfy being on the Kensington council, so much money and such a nice area to work with, barely anything you have to deal with

then this comes along and you realise how fucked you are

haha, quite brilliant really

just looking at her you know shes a size queen

London seems like a great place to live, always something exciting happening xx

hope they all blame each other and start a big brawl that would be fun

Fucking hell, she HAS to go now what an appointed.

>The UK's highest court has rejected an appeal by a mother and daughter in their legal battle for women from Northern Ireland to receive free abortions on the NHS in England.

ah yes, the self-styled DEMOCRATIC unionist party

fucking SJWs, I remember when clothes just came in small, medium and large

...

there was some posh cunt blabbing on here the other day to me about how great kensington was haha

>Nearly 200 Democratic lawmakers sue Trump citing business conflicts

IT'S OVER HE'S FINISHED

>no munch box delivery
damn

...

Has anyone had this Mycoprotein™ stuff that Quorn is made out of? Might buy some Quorn mince if it's not too bad. The idea of eating real minced beef is a bit rank to me nowadays. I'm guessing they just take what's left of the cow after cutting off all the best bits, and grind it up. Basically, whatever they can get away with, Tesco'll call "minced beef."

>sprays a hose onto the ground floor for a bit
Jobs a goodun

Still can't get over what a t h i c c b i t c h she is

imagine being the one who started the fire in their flat, you'd feel like a right plonker wouldn't you

what a scatterbrain!

>look at pics of the fire in London
>all residents were muslims

Karma for the terrorist attacks

*appointment

things with the word "democratic" in it usually aren't democratic

democratic people's republic of korea
democratic unionist party
democratic republic of the congo

>she

fucking bigot

personally i'm for abortions but i don't see how they're at all a basic human right or why they need to be free

they're not exactly like flu shots. it's a barbaric practice

just did a perfect poo. no splash, not too mushy or too hard, came out all in one log, didn't need to wipe at all. barely even felt it

it is though, it's a lovely area?

Flu vaccinations aren't free unless your a pensioner or you have HIV

okay im heading off to have a look at this fire then lads

>shes 22
aging like a banana

In a bit then lad

it's just mushrooms, but i like other veggie stuff better
dont know who else makes mince x

Watching Floyd Mayweather's fights

The GOAT

It just switched to Labour lmao

pics x