Superman visits /brit/ edition
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If so I'm booking my flights
>£4000
>1 (one) hug
honestly lauren southern or faith goldy having a leaked tape of them being pounded by a black would be golden.
what are you expecting to find mate? hoping to uncover some big scoop?
fuck off you bellend, we've got enough photos
oi oi id fuck lois lane desu
That's not superman...
THIS is superman
idk think it might be interesting
so thats a 'no' then?
Stop watching the mainstream media.
>be a londoner
>get run over
>get stabbed
>get burned
>muh GDP tho
Say hello to your Grenfell Tower landlords
NEED a gibi asmr gf
this the ideal male body
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
What people imagine the average is, at least
Like some people were complaining that her voice was badly imitated and over the top and was probably a yank or something, but she really was a brit
I like being an Anglo but hate the British
Who do you think will be the next president? I think Bernie.
Vote said yes
can't wait for my life to start lads
not this one haha, I mean my actual life
any moment now...
then youre a true anglo
brits hate the british too
COME ON POSTMAN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah but what'll happen if he gets bullied off the stage at the inauguration by two black fatties again?
Post your favourite GLUMPFH names
I'll start
>Cheeto Benito
Same except in not anglo
you're not Anglo mate fuck off
this is puzzling
if you were a rich, global multinational metropolitan, surely you'd just prefer living in New York by now?
now that London and Paris have shown themselves to be third-world tier when it comes to danger
surely she's not from london though, the cockney accent is appalling
Donald nigger is not my president
bbc.co.uk
OH SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING BUILDING ON FIRE
THERESA MAY OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
yeah but she exaggerates the accent so dumb yanks and Koreans know that she's definitely british
haha... tiny hands... classic...
DON'T GO CHASIN' WATERFALLS
He was being respectful, which is a presidential quality.
might shoot my dick off with a crossbow lads
thoughts?
its a status thing
youve got to have an office in NY, London + Paris for prestige reasons
and our corporation tax is the lowest in the G20 (hence why Jezza wants to raise it)
Putin's cock holster
when I heard that I literally threw up from laughing so hard
bog fart trump shart is NOT my president
SHADILAY XD!!!1
how shitty must your buildings be that an entire tower block catches fire and 50 people are sent to hospital
fuck off to /cum/
of course you can use my platform, m'nigger
a classic LOL! glumpf got so triggered by that,poor little snowflake
>says China
hmmm
doing a think
Part and Parcel
At least it didn't collapse
>Ex phone dominatrix. On a call with a dude and someone picks up the other line. It is his elderly and disabled mother, and she needs his help to get out of bed. I tell my caller to go take care of his mom, and we can talk more later. His mom thinks I'm his girlfriend and is so thrilled at the thought that her son has an actual flesh-and-blood girlfriend that she tells him to finish talking to me, she can wait. I hung up because I didn't get paid enough to deal with that. It was super sad because his mom was so delighted that he had a "girlfriend." I never heard from him again.
who said that lol
why do yanks pretend to be anglo when none of them really are
Part and parcel of being a white lefty male in the USA.
imagine her getting boned by an african migrant on a livestream while ezra sits in the corner sobbing and wanking
gf is making me breakfast heheh
Colbert
>do fuck all most days
>1 fire breaks out and you need a rest
fucking lazy bastards
I'm easy like a sontag morgen Tbh
>cover the building in flammable cladding
>don't put a centralised fire alarm in
jail sentences incoming
Sexist
Unronically bring back hanging for this sort of negligence. The warning signs were everywhere.
she's armed and dangerous m8.
What's she making
Colbert?!
Maybe they should, it would make Sup Forums more fun
>Theresa May's chief of staff 'sat on' report warning high-rise blocks like Grenfell Tower were vulnerable to fire
SHE IS FINISHED
ramadam must be why every muslim woman you see past the age 25 is a fat blob
>my mum's still in there, fucking save her
>nah mate, the health and safety says it's too dangerous
Fuck, fireman is a sweet job
Imagine how paranoid all other commieblock runts are right now
London under Ken Livingstone: 7/7 bombings
London under Boris Johnson: Riots
London under Sadiq Khan: Terror attacks and a fire
omelette
hope she doesn't fuck it up
have to go outside lads
must be so comfy being on the Kensington council, so much money and such a nice area to work with, barely anything you have to deal with
then this comes along and you realise how fucked you are
haha, quite brilliant really
just looking at her you know shes a size queen
London seems like a great place to live, always something exciting happening xx
hope they all blame each other and start a big brawl that would be fun
Fucking hell, she HAS to go now what an appointed.
>The UK's highest court has rejected an appeal by a mother and daughter in their legal battle for women from Northern Ireland to receive free abortions on the NHS in England.
ah yes, the self-styled DEMOCRATIC unionist party
fucking SJWs, I remember when clothes just came in small, medium and large
...
there was some posh cunt blabbing on here the other day to me about how great kensington was haha
>Nearly 200 Democratic lawmakers sue Trump citing business conflicts
IT'S OVER HE'S FINISHED
>no munch box delivery
damn
...
Has anyone had this Mycoprotein™ stuff that Quorn is made out of? Might buy some Quorn mince if it's not too bad. The idea of eating real minced beef is a bit rank to me nowadays. I'm guessing they just take what's left of the cow after cutting off all the best bits, and grind it up. Basically, whatever they can get away with, Tesco'll call "minced beef."
>sprays a hose onto the ground floor for a bit
Jobs a goodun
Still can't get over what a t h i c c b i t c h she is
imagine being the one who started the fire in their flat, you'd feel like a right plonker wouldn't you
what a scatterbrain!
>look at pics of the fire in London
>all residents were muslims
Karma for the terrorist attacks
*appointment
things with the word "democratic" in it usually aren't democratic
democratic people's republic of korea
democratic unionist party
democratic republic of the congo
>she
fucking bigot
personally i'm for abortions but i don't see how they're at all a basic human right or why they need to be free
they're not exactly like flu shots. it's a barbaric practice
just did a perfect poo. no splash, not too mushy or too hard, came out all in one log, didn't need to wipe at all. barely even felt it
it is though, it's a lovely area?
Flu vaccinations aren't free unless your a pensioner or you have HIV
okay im heading off to have a look at this fire then lads
>shes 22
aging like a banana
In a bit then lad
it's just mushrooms, but i like other veggie stuff better
dont know who else makes mince x
Watching Floyd Mayweather's fights
The GOAT
It just switched to Labour lmao
pics x