Nu-male repellent albums

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Any album with at least one track about love

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Why would I listen to this when 1 and Houses of the Holy exist

unironically,

any Insane Clown Posse album

the soy boys fear the juggalos

Frank Sinatra is the undisputed nu-male repelent champion

Juggalos just look like they smell unpleasant

but frank sings only for the lonely, which is me and im a new male

hello soy boy

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ICP is just rap
Listen to some real nu-male repellant like Smashing Pumpkins and Tool

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the fragile too

he said repellent, user

its working

House of the Holy is easily their shittiest album.
Fucking Coda and In Through the Out Door are better.

I AM A BIG MAN
YES I AM
AND I HAVE A BIG GUN
GOT ME A BIG OL DICK
AND I LIKE TO HAVE FUN
HELD AGAINST YOUR FOREHEAD
I'LL MAKE YOU SUCK IT
MAYBE I'LL PUT A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD
YOU KNOW, JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT

>House of the Holy is easily their shittiest album.
>being this wrong

>being this unable to defend your opinion

That wasn't me
I just like houses of the holy more than II
And 1 is just clearly better

Led Zeppelin II [Atlantic, 1969]

The best of the wah-wah mannerist groups--so dirty they drool on demand. It's true that all the songs sound the same, but nobody ever held that against Little Richard. Then again, Robert Plant isn't Little Richard. B

Because it's got Whole Lotta Love and the Lemon Song on it.

You didn't either but I'll bite
6 of the 8 songs are among their best songs
From the other two songs, D'yer Mak'er is a sucessful attempt at making a reggae song in their style and The Crunge is a fun funky track (although by far the worst on the album)

led zeppelin is seriously just so fucking boring and will always remind me of restrooms in dive bars in rural pennsylvania

Zeppelin II is has all the best riffs and the best sex jams.

ITT: posturing soyboys LARPing as healthy males

>literal larper projecting as usual

And I don't think I ever consume soy, you cretin.

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IV > HotH > Physical Graffiti > 2 > In Through The Out Door > 3 > Presence > Coda

imo

>and will always remind me of restrooms in dive bars in rural pennsylvania
You sure you don't have them confused with the Doobie Brothers?

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>being consumed with the need to immediately defend your masculinity on an anonymous knitting image website
holy shit it's worse than I thought

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No, just subtly informing you that one of your many larping attempts is as usually painfully obvious and has no merit because that's your whole fundamental orientation to life anyways, being absolutely offbase and clueless but stubbornly projecting in resentful anger. Rail against reality some more, creep. It will eventually catch up with you.

Physical graffiti has good variety on it. I wouldn’t call that album boring unless you get bored during Kashmir and In My Time of dying because you need music to be 3:30

this but unironically

music is for nu-males

nah I just think its really bland. they have 2 sides to them and dthats it. both are tonally homologous and they just sound grating after a while to me.

Thanks for the (you)s bud. Seek help

burzum my boy

I'm doing just fine, as usual. It's cute you've been thinking you had some impact on my attitude and interests these past years, but you always just follow after me and I have always been self-directing and productive. So pat yourself on the back for several years spent just showing me who and how you actually are.

Goodbye.

>It's true that all the songs sound the same, but nobody ever held that against Little Richard. Then again, Robert Plant isn't Little Richard

Jesus, how fucking out of date was he, even then?

When is it ever out of date (especially in regards to rock and roll) to mention Little Richard?

Spotted the ACTUAL nu-males.

this but unironically

guarantee you've never been in a dive bar in rural pennsylvania

>being a weeb and calling people nu-male

anime is the true nu-male repellent, nu-male

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I'll have you know I drink almond milk, which is has more essential vitamins and minerals than cow's milk
>inb4 milkfags call me protein deficient
Eggs have tons of protein, not to mention meat

>in through the out door ranked higher than 3 and Presence

this is like thinking its ok to to cover yourself in rotting meat and run into a lion's den

well, turns out feeding yourself to lions is the TRUE nu-male repellent, so you can fuck right off

Switch PG and HotH and you're completely correct

The land of rape and honey
Any swans album