Things plebs say

>how can you dance to this?

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getting obligatories out of the way

>when does the singing start?

>this sounds like elevator music lol

>umm this song is 6+ minutes long

>when do they stop tuning their instruments and play the music?

dancing is patrician and takes balls

then how come so many women dance? is there some sort of ball rental service?

>wheres the drop?

just speaking figuratively

>complains about plebs while posting plebeian frog from plebbook

>plays Firth of Fifth on stereo
>"do you have to justify yourself by listening to complicated music"

>anything negative about Tool

This is actually a question that a patrician asks. If you cannot dance to it, the music has failed.

>why do they need a bassist?

>this sounds like it came out in the early 90s or something

>who is Dick Dale?

>why are they screaming?
>Are you angry user
>Dont shoot up the school now

This

>are you a satanist?
>are you a devil worshipper?
>this is too much to comprehend
>You're too nice to be listening to angry music
>You're scaring me

>your music taste's 2spooky4me

>who listens to jazz anymore?

I say this to any jazz fan I meet, it's hilarious

>so when does this start?

>i like trap

fucking edgelord

kek

The reason it triggers me is not cuz not a lot of people listen to jazz, but because most modern jazz is trash and its our fault and nobody cares to try older stuff or the fact that there are so many genres that its very vague to say "I like/Dislike Jazz"

>I go on Sup Forums

>You buy your music? Why not just download not for free lol

I totally agree with you there, but so many of the jazz fans I've run into on university campuses are smug posers, so it's fun to trigger them

Mmm yeah, I understand that, no argument there

>what are you some pedophile that jerks off to cartoons?

...

I love La La Land!

XD

>this is just noise wtf user!

>surf rock is a novelty genre

>does it have good lyrics?

>this isn't in english

>*track has no vocals* is this an anime soundtrack?

>vocala are inaudible, can't hear what they sayin

Do you?

>user I can't focus on my work with this music

>This is so old school!

music that is good:

>this gives me a headache

music that is lame:

>I really like this song

*listens to led zeppelin through their phone speakers during lunch*

>the vocals suck
bro said this about modest mouse today

anger

>this would give me a headache

>haha u take drugs when listening to this? i bet u do xD LMAOOO

No good songs other than sober

Why do Blixa and Nick look like they're walking out of a funeral? I miss 80s Blixa

They lost some band member close to that day so you're not so wrong about it. I like 2010s Blixa, such a qt in his own way

>and this is supposed to be music?

Roland Wolf? Didn't realize he died so close to them getting a Gold Single. 2000s Blixa is good after he got rid of that shitty middle part hairstyle. Wasn't Wild Roses originally a duet without Kyle Minogue?

Is this something people say? I mean I guess if the first song that comes to mind is Surfin' Bird...

>Roland Wolf?
Yeah I think that was it

>Blixa is good after he got rid of that shitty middle part hairstyle
I think I should've added that to "things plebs say" :^) I liked it!

>Wasn't Wild Roses originally a duet without Kyle Minogue?
Blixa recorded it with his voice to show Kylie how it goes, so basically it was a duet to Kyle

His middle part hair is not patrician, it is contrarian.

>tfw everyone says that but you still like making it

Contrarian, good enough for me! This is my favourite Blixa hairstyle

I played Thundercat at work and my boss said
>this sounds like 2 radio stations playing, turn this shit off
and then he played The Offspring...

>have you heard of that loud rapper, death grip?

>what do you listen to?
a lot of stuff
>yeah but like what?
i cant decide on one i guess
>well whats your favorite artist
FUCK IT YOU WANT AN ANSWER? I FUCKING LOVE U2 OH YES GIMME MORE U2 YUM YUM I FUCKING LOVE U2 AHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP

oh my god any time someone removes or adds plurality to a band name it makes my autism go off the charts. especially if they are claiming to be a big fan of the band. like get a fucking clue

Anything my 13 year old brother says, he listens exclusively to popular rap yet still finds a way to be a pretentious twat
>ambient electronic is not music
>he thinks anything without lyrics is ambient
>thinks anything even vaguely atypical is bizarre and stupid
>blindly follows any new trend, obsesses over Supreme and shit

Mine too! I also like the very short hair he had in 1980, I believe I read that he cut it with a knife in homage to concentration camp prisoners. All the pictures I have of it are on my home computer

>most modern jazz is trash

Women are the true patricians.

>I don't get it
when I had my gf listen to prurient. she got angry desu

>they don't even keep a beat lol anyone could make this

i got angry when i listened to prurient. i can make the same shit by fucking accidentally dropping my guitar cable on the carpet.

this triggers me

>aphex twin isn’t overrated garbage

Only good songs except sober

School me on jazz. I've only heard kind of blue years ago.

He's 13 lmao, he barely has pubes. If anything expect a phase or two unless he's a jock.

are there any more bands that make music similar to this? i had no idea what it was and im on the third song and ive fallen in love.

> very short hair
It was gorgeous, too

> I believe I read that he cut it with a knife in homage to concentration camp prisoners
Same!

That mullet-ish made him so fucking handsome. I also like his nowadays, the grey strip makes it perfect

why do americans struggle so much with dancing?
is it literally just the racism?

Aside from the middle part, in my opinion, has he ever had a BAD hairstyle? Also, have you got any idea who that is in the picture with him?

A friend told me

>yeah the instrumentals are awesome but I cannot get past the vocals

I understand him, sort of. But what other vocal style could fit this band seriously?

Try Sikth. Also Converge to an extent.

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Botch

Dillinger are somewhat unique but I guess you could check out

Converge
Trap Them
All Pigs Must Die
Daughters
Botch
Nails

if you haven't

>i really really like foo fighters

I haven't, thank you. I didn't know this stuff was a thing. I haven't listened to metal that I liked in a while but I think I found it.

I'll try to get to all of these, thanks for the suggestions boys.

LET'S DANCE TO JOY DIVISION

>turn it down, it is hurting my ears

>has he ever had a BAD hairstyle
Truu, he doesn't have :D This was a bit weird one but not bad
>Also, have you got any idea who that is in the picture with him
Nope, maybe you'll get it by Google reversering?

if you want to dive deeper, just search matchcore on rym

>doesn't say bowie like boh-ee

Frontierer
Knut
Keelhaul
Gaza
Ion Dissonance

>Radiohead? yeh I know them. Crap? Creep? whatever it is my favourite.

>rap is music

>I only listen to hip-hop when the music is good, I don't care for the rapping

>Is art music the single biggest cancer on the music industry? Just imagine how great Bjork's discography would be if she hadn't had her head up her ass for the past 15 years.

literally me. It's not that I don't care for rapping, but I only like Hip-Hop when the beat is great (which is extremely rare).

and what if it actually is?

But I can't understand nor relate to what they're saying.

>he can't five on the floor

i'm sorry for you