Story thread, no specific topic in particular, whatever you want to talk about

Story thread, no specific topic in particular, whatever you want to talk about.

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I'm sad and I don't want to be sad anymore.

My father was a drug lord a couple of years ago. We lost everything and now we live like normal people, he even finished his lawyer career and now works in the town hall.

First porn experience:

>be me, like 12-13 in '07
>Spent the night at Abuelita's house
>Got to sleep in the upstairs bedroom, the one with the computer and internet
>awwwwyiss.mp3
>played on lego.com and miniclip.com good fucking times my guy
>on youtube watching that McDonald's rap, it used to be a really cool site.
>clicking through random videos
>hear the word "boobs" in reference to a woman's breasts
>curiosity
>google "boobs"
>click images
>"safe search has filtered some of the content. Do you want to turn off safe search?"
>immediate pre-pubescent boner at seeing internet breasts
>end up on ratemyboobs.com
>eventually get to xhamster
>best orgasm of my life, i literally wrote about it in my journal.

its been downhill since then fam.

Have shared before. At the beach one day I saw my 5 year old son get swept up and carried out in a rip. The feeling of dread that came over me was primal. I knew as a dad I had no choice but to go out there and search for him. But the sea was so rough I knew it would be suicide for me.
In the space of a few seconds I went from having a great time playing with my kid to coming to terms with the fact I was about to die in a vain attempt to save him.

Did you?

>had gf
>years of loneliness and crippling sadness washing off me like rain on my skin
>she's younger/inexperienced
>adores me
>idk what happened
>suddenly no longer interested in me
>we fooled around only a few times
>kept postponing getting together
"you make me feel so happy/so safe but I want to be with someone else"

fucking dead inside. I hate it.

> Take son to the beach
> He's 5 so that's the best thing ever
> Waves are churning like a washing machine
> Listen up little bud, oceans dangerous today, we can go in but only up to your waist and stay by my side ok?
> Ok dad
> Splash around like retards, good fun but I'm cautious, water is rough with strong undertow
> Guy walks past with 2 ugly staffy x
> He throws a ball which lands nearby, these mutts bark and growl run towards us
> thinking should have a go at this guy, shits not cool
> Just about to when son freaks out
> dogs tear towards us, my kid runs into the waves
> hear him cry, then disappear
> See an arm, then a leg come up from the waves
> Before I can react dont see him anymore hes swept under
> These stupid animals are play fighting trying to jump on me I'm trying to see where my son is
> Intense dread and fear
> Realise just killed my son through inattention
> See his orange shirt about 30 metres out
> I've gotta get him
> Am terrified because I know my chances of reaching him are slim, and I run the risk of dying myself
> No option though, if I don't man up he gonna float out to Chile
> Jump in thinking I'm going on a suicide mission
> But if he's dead anyway might as well go too
> I'm in the thick of it, can't see him anywhere. using all my strength fighting waves
> Dive under a massive one when I resurface it's calm for a short while, see my son and his orange shirt being pushed back to shore
> Awesome
> Dude with the dogs brings him in
> but fuck, I cant swim back am getting dragged out even further
> Am exhausted
> Remember to swim across the rip
> Already am fucked, arms are burning, no strength left
> Plus dumping waves are really pissing me off now swallowed gallons of water
> Have do I give up or keep fighting? moment
> I can do this tread water
> Slowly current brings me to shore
> Feet touch sand
> Walk out collapse next to my son both struggling for breath
> Hes crying I hug him
> throw up on his back
> Fuck that day

>"you make me feel so happy/so safe but I want to be with someone else"
I raged hard. Some women are so stupid. I bet if you punched her in her head and treated her like shit she would've loved it. Bizarre creatures women, real bizarre

Be me
Get home from work
Wife still at work. Home alone.
Take care of my pets
First my puppers
Then my two guinea pigs
Turn on twitch to mario maker
See a random pizza girl stream expert 100 man
She's better then me
Lose interest
Go to Sup Forums
Straight to R
See a lot of rate my dick threads
Lose interest
Keep scrolling
Add story here

In my early 20s i would move cocaine from the USA into Canada.
Best years of my life so far.
No i have settled down with a girl i use to be friends with in my teenage years.
I do a lot of traveling now as well.
for work i play in the stock market and do well for myself.

I don't fucking know man. It pisses me the fuck off like you wouldn't believe.

Thing is, she thinks she'd like to be FWB if this shit doesn't work out. I hate the idea of being a backup bitch for someone that did this shit... but pussy is pussy and I haven't had any in like 14 years.

I'm disgusted, but I don't want my pride to keep me from fucking her in the future.

I believe MAYBE I can separate emotion from it and just use her for sex later on.

I still feel fucking betrayed right now.

>be me, little kid
>go to school
>early morning start of class in fifth grade
>stomach grumbling feels terrible
>told my mom I didn't feel good before school but she says, "stfu user you're faking go to school"
>teacher says open books
>stomach turning like crazy
>can't hold it back any longer
>projectile vomit yogurt directly into my school book
>the girl next to me lets out a horrified scream (I can still hear it to this day)
>run to the door
>vomit on the handle
>handle is now slippery, can't get it open
>eventually open it
>run down the hallway vomiting
>the school calls my mom
>she comes and picks me up
>mfw

i would have lost the last humanity in me at that point, pumped up kicks situation right there. at least for me.

im waiting for some girl like that, 21 years old and alone all the time. i see the loneliness
now as i friend that helps me to reach other objetives less centered in normal needs.

I was so pissed at Hillary for stealing the democratic primary from Bernie I hate-voted against her because I thought the Illuminati already had her winning anyway.

Made me realize there isn't an Illuminati.

step dad was an alcoholic, he sexually abused me from a very young age (6 or 7, and I'm male btw), grew up thinking it was normal because he told me it was normal, mother was out of the picture so it was just me and him, only reason he got away with it, now I'm 19, get told I look 14 though, and I'm only attracted to guys, specifically guys in their 40s / 50s, I assume it's because of what happened to me as a kid, but I wrap them around my finger, dress cute for them, let them be rough or gentle whichever they want, get them to buy me nice things, and if they ever hurt my feelings or piss me off I dump them and don't return any of their calls or texts because I get off seeing them suffering and seeing how much they miss me, basically I'm a leeching heartbreaker with the emotional maturity of a scared little boy.

I'm getting there man, honestly.

I'm getting older, and my vitality isn't as good as it was when I was a horny teenager.

One of these days I'm going to find myself falling in love again but unable to perform.

I tell myself that the work I've been doing lately (working out like a motherfucker- seriously lost almost 200 god damn pounds in 3 years) is paying off.

Before HER, I had another FWB. She flaked on me, but I had 0 emotional investment.

I've had 2 sexual relationships in a few months, and I tell myself that SOMETHING is working. I need to find out what, and not be so down on myself about this.

I just need someone to be there to ask how my day was..

You're traumatized and conditioned. It's not too late to change you know.

Dated a girl for about 6mths that grew up in one of those nudist colony places, Dad and both her brothers fucked her all the time and she got shared out to other guys with daughters also. I asked her when she lost her virginity? that was a mistake which sent me down the rabbit hole, she said she didn't know and for as long as she could remember her Dad and brothers doing sex stuff with her.

> be me age 7 walking thru park
> See bird with broken wing flapping on the ground
> Oh noes that's horrible birbs distressed and squawking
> Decide i have to be a man put it out of it's misery
> Find big rock nearby
> Don't want to do this but it's better for him so I gotta make it quick and painless
> Stand over it
> He's looking at me screeching
> drop rock
> Bird moves. What would've been a clean kill ends up fucking up it's other wing
> He screams 'WHYYYYY!!!!??? WTF MAN!!!!!
> Severely fucked up it tries flapping away
> Damn I messed up big time, gotta make it count this time
> Pick up rock again, step up next to the bird. I'm so stressed and feel like shit
> He turns and lunges at me, pecks my ankle. Takes out a chunk of skin.
> Fuck that hurt!!!
> Squeal like a bitch, turn around run off crying
> Leave bird in worse state than I found it
I was a pussy that day.

I raped and killed a nigger baby. Nobody cared coz nigger babies are future thieves

youtube.com/watch?v=U2bNXrVubrE

>be tall, white and handsome
>every girl look at me, even women
>also kind of well off, got my own downpaid apt at 25
>has my own company too, makes good money
>can't find a girl that's normal
>all the pretty ones are sluts or stupid

I just want to be a great dad and have two kids..

I know what I am, but I think it is too late to change, he did that to me almost every single day until he died.

You are the own master of your mind, so you do this willingly. It's in your subconciouss routine, and it is possible to change that if you want to. I'd do it before i grew older.

Once when I was 10 yo I caught my mom having sex with some guy late one night while Dad was out of town for work. Mom didn't know that I saw and I have never told a soul, parents are still together 17 years later. I had to get up to take a piss but on the way to the toilet I saw them fucking on the lounge room floor I stood frozen watching not knowing what to do as I couldn't get to the bathroom or they would know, I stood there totally shocked for a couple of minutes then went back to my room. Thankfully there was an empty coke can in my room that I pissed in then went back to sleep.

In Jr high, I used to masturbate in class. I thought my genius method was undetectable but I'm sure people noticed. Anyway I was sitting in the back of Science class stroking my dick through my pants and decided I'd try to touch the little hottie next to me. We we're at one of those big black science tables and the only two in the back row. She had a big ass and was wearing a short black skirt. I'm rubbing this thirteen years old's ass and she notices, but much to my surprise she smiles. So I get bold and start reaching my hand up her skirt. I rubbed my hand up her leg until I got to her panties. Rubbed her puss over her panties while I stroked myself off and came in my pants.

Did it a couple more times but never spoke of it outside class. Her name was Jess. Good times.

How was your day? What are you doing?

>he didn't fuck her

It was pretty good. Just got home from work and started browsing Sup Forums. Might jump on some wow later

I remember you sharing this before. Your dad worked on boats didn't he?
Sorry your mother was a slut. Any idea who the guy was or do you think he was just a random dude?

lern 3 blue teckst u fagit

Having a lonely shitty day. I kind of want to go out to meet some new people or something but have no idea how to do that.

How your day was, user?

That sucks balls bro,
But I laughed my fucking ASS off

Yep that's me. My parents had a very large social circle and had dinner parties and drinks at our house all the time (not swingers though) everyone would usually leave by 11:30-12pm I don't know if Mom knew him before that night but I had never seen him before and I never saw him again. My Dad was no Saint either btw which made it a little easier to forgive Mom in my own mind.

True story bro. It's funny to me in retrospect but I'm pretty sure I didn't look anyone in the eye for a month after it happened.

Im so sorry man.
Do what you please, dont let your childhood haunt you.
God knows mine haunts me

How ya doin m8?

Hey bro. How was your day? /fistpumps

I'm pretty weird

But weird in a very dark and insane way

I got no feelings on the most things that I see

I don't feel part of anything

I see how everybody lies himselfs everytime and don't fucking care

I just cannot be part of that shit

I find peace in insane activities like drugs and living like anything fucking matters

I just need to fucking scape but there it's not fucking place

>13th birthday
>Hanging out with twin and 3 friends
>Have a huge forest behind backyard
>Wait until dusk
>Go play manhunt/Hide and seek
>I go deep into the woods
>2 of us are looking for the other 2 including me
>Been approx. 30 minutes
>Walking through forest with one guy
>The original 2 hunters spot us
>warcry.mp3
>We both scream and run in different directions.
>Get away, the other guy gets caught.
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>Find myself in the middle of an actual mile of brambles
>Legs are bleeding bad
>I'm a little bitch about the blood, so I stay still to keep myself together
>The 3 hunters find me, trying not faint due to blood
>The three circle around me
>The vultures spot their prey
>One enters the bushes
>adrenaline.jpg
>I run through the brambles
>I get away as they tears their legs up after me
>an hour passes
>Wandering aimlessly, find a huge hay pile
>Lay down, and hour of this stress has me going
>Sleep invelopes me
>Another hour passes
>Police called, at least 5 in the forest I found out later
>Come up to a road
>Civilization
>Walk home for 20 minutes
>Get home, mom fucks me up
>TFW I was a missing child for an hour
>Everyone laughs at me
>I never escape the haypile

No idea what I'd say if a girl told me that. She was probably about 12 different types of crazy, all bubbling away under the surface ready to come out. Did you ever meet her dad and brothers?

Sorry to hear that man. I'd hang with you irl. Just shoot the breeze for a while, have a drink or two, share a pizza, watch a movie even.

I keep getting called the next school shooter when I'm trying to tell them I'd take the bullet for any of them. How do I convey the message without blood?

>be me
>faggot
>watching gay meth amateur bareback porn
>start getting into the urination/watersports stuff
>masurbating furiously
>get interrupted, have to go walk dog
>walking dog in backyard, see pile of seeds/nuts from a tree we cut down
>think back to the porn, realize I have a full bladder, get horny
>"oh shit my parents could see me if they looked out the window"
>thought gets me even hornier
>drop pants and underwear
>piss all over the seed pile
>pants up, head back inside, act like nothing ever happened
>few weeks later theres a fucking plant sprouting up in the middle of the seed pile where I pissed

Dude ill give ya some cringe I pulled in my childhood.

>be 13
>edgy middleschooler delinquent
>be halloween
>best friend and I are trick-or-treating
>rich neighborhood old money douche drives past us
>hes in a brand new nice ass BMW
>*autism intensifies
>I fucking throw a piece of hard candy at his car
>BANG*
>holyfuckwhy.jpg
>I think i just broke his window
>My retarded ass runs straight to my house
>he follows
>knockknockknock
>...
>KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK
>Fuck..
>Dad answers door to a pissed off faggot
>Dad tells him his son is mentally handicapped and hes sorry
>He actually apologized and left
>thanks dad

12 different types of crazy all bubbling away was EXACTLY who she was, everything started to make sense after she told me, my heart fell through the floor when she did as I grew up pretty sheltered, I was not expecting anyone to ever have a story like that I was turned on a little but mostly horrified. Never met her Dad she ran away from home at 17 she was 22 when I met her and she hadn't been home since, she hated her brothers and her mother but she would still call and talk with her father from time to time but I think that was just to do with money.

>>Dad tells him his son is mentally handicapped and hes sorry
I audibly keked. Will remember that line when my kid fucks up

Kind of had a great realization earlier:
>I realized that all the 'friends' and family who have abandoned me recently, even my own parents, were mere distractions that (for the longest) served only to prevent me from reaching my full-potential, and are only comfortable with me around when I'm being a dumbass and talking about stupid shit.
>I'm better off without them, as would a person be who has just amputated infected limbs to prevent the infection(s) from spreading to the still-useful parts of the body.
>To remain sad/complain about having lost them would be like an amputee complaining about having lost what was only going to slowly kill them.
Having realized this, my fear, anger, and depression kind of got better, and now I'm full of determination rather than despair. Getting my first apartment soon (I'm almost 30), so this kind of takes a bite out of the nervousness.

>Be me
>Be about 4yo
>Has bougth my first chocomint ice cream
>Its so big it fell out of the cone
>Mom takes it with her hand and tell me she has put antibacterial gel on it so i can eat it anyways, cuzthatshowitgoes.jpg
>Me 15 years later
>Havent eat a Chocomint ice cream since
>Buy one when im on the cinema with my Family
>Flashback.webm
>It was the best fuckin ice cream i ever eaten before
>Lifesgood.lifsgud
>Mfw i will never forget that

Yo to me that's a happy ending

what is cielo?

The people that walk alongside you aren't always your allies.

spanish for kilo

I see that now.

One asshole-"friend" in particular purposely withheld valuable information that would have helped me achieve my dreams of living and working abroad (which he was able to do easily, and with little effort because of his connections, family-support, etc), leaving me stuck in the quagmire I'm in now, trying to play 'catch-up.' He was/is an arrogant POS, self-centered, and elitist. I deleted him earlier, even though we had been 'friends' since high school; he and I hadn't spoken since about 2014, and he lied to me about majoring a certain way in university.

>deleted

We started off as friends irl (high school, 2003), but then our friendship became limited to social media (because you know....life and such).

I feel you, I moved from MN to MA and lost contact with everyone I knew there other than relatives. Thankfully I'm blessed to have really sweet aunts and grandmothers.

> throw up on his back

I enjoyed your story user. reminded me of the time my dad saved me from drowning when I was 10 and got trapped under a flipped boat.

>aunts and grandmothers
I haven't spoken to either of those on my end since 2007...

I hope the bird survived, and she drops a huge boulder on your skull. JK

Well if they really are that bad for you, I hope you don't have to deal with it in the future

As it would seem, I won't have to deal with anyone in the future; you've heard of the 'black sheep' of a family. Well, I'm the north Korea of mine, with isolation that would drive anyone else into an insane frenzy.

Thinking, makes me want too cut myself

First drug experience

>already drunk as a skunk from one bar
>guys drive us to seedy dive bar with pool tables
>drink pitchers of beer while sucking tremendously at pool
>snort tiny hit of coke in the back of a friend's car
>suddenly start sounding like a whiny Sly fucking Stallone at the end of Rambo: First Blood
>now realize why Ultimate Warrior sounded the way he did
>they start saying that this was a fucking mistake
>in the bar, it slips out
>me am permavirgin nerd
>buddy calls a hooker
>they all pitch in cash, like the top-class bros they are
>look in wallet, no cash, feel useless
>we get back to my buddy's place
>he shows off his cars and shit
>they've got a baggie of molly
>do molly while drunk and high on coke
>they try getting the old NES working
>doesn't work
>they get the PS3 working instead
>play COD while drunk and tripping
>ask the guys to come take a look at this shit, because the game seems a lot more interesting than usual, for CODBLOPS II anyway
>hear one of my buddies say that nobody cares about video games
>fucking unbelievable heresy
>high as a kite
>hooker arrives; black, average
>we go to bed
>tell her my life story while drunk and tripping
>tell her about the cosmos, and humanity's chances of colonizing Mars, and whether or not we will survive the next few hundred years
>hear her whisper under her breath that it's all bullshit
>lights off
>she slips a heated condom on my limp cock and gobbles it
>heated condom feels wonderful but burns the fuck out of my dick
>can'tgetitup
>she says I came
>we cuddle like lesbians
>make her cum with some weird voodoo massage shit without even touching her pussy
>she was probably faking it
>she leaves saying I was "very respectful", whatever the fuck that means
>we didn't fuck
>dick still don't work because coke and molly
>best friend comes in, asks if we fucked
>nope
>he is very disappoint, because they shelled out $300 for me to fuck her

If they wanted me to fuck her, they shouldn't have broken my dick.

Once upon a time.....
I got aids........
Thee end...

I want to cut myself so I can feel how others do.
I'll probably never do it because I keep my mental illness on the downlow

...

>have girlfriend but girlfriend won't give it up.
>meet this fat Polynesian girl, nerdy and awkward as fuck, doesn't talk much, but loves baking.
>shes also pervy as a motherfucker and has a shit ton of slutty clothing even though she doesn't wear it in public.
>has always wanted to be a gigantic slut.
>whatever fuck it
>tell her I'll make her my slut.
>"What about your girlfriend user"
>"Fuck her, I want a fuck toy like you."
>start fucking her on the regular for like 6 monthes
>girlfriend catches fat Polynesian girl blowing me while I'm smoking a cigar.
>literally blow smoke and tell girlfriend "We're done."
>Polynesian girl is my own personal slut, who is on my beck and call.
>I buy her cheap, trashy clothes for her to wear around me.
>She cooks and cleans for me, and blows me all the time.
>She gets off to pictures of me fucking other girls.
>been fucking her for 4 years now.
>Have a shitton of stores about it.

will post some if interested.

I'm a 28 year old NEET. Been in the hole about 7 years. All I've done that resembles work is I'm a caretaker at my apartment and I keep an eye on my dad ever since he had a stroke. He's not needy though, I just manage his finances, appointments, give him meds, cook for him, he's independent otherwise. I'm currently in school studying networking and information security but despite doing good in my classes I feel I'm just going through the motions with no sense of direction career wise.
Other than that I go to the gym a few times a week, play vidya, hang out with my one friend from time to time, that dude's like a big brother to me.
I'm doing way tf better than I was a few years back but I can't shake this feeling that I'm not going to make anything worthwhile happen with my life and am just waiting for my old man to die so I can cash out of life without any real guilt.

moar

>be me, right now, 27
>Doing well as 1L in law school
>Spent last 5 years drinking, vidya, browsing Sup Forums, and doing other unproductive shit
>One year ago finally get a job at a firm and do well. Make friends and colleagues enjoy having me around
>7 months into my first year at law school realize im killing myself with booze and cigs and i still cant get my shit together even after a visit to the ER for irregular heartbeat
>post a story on Sup Forums thinking my desperation will spur motivation tomorrow or hoping someone else has a similar story who made it through

Fuck, why can I not fix my shit?!

>Be me, 3rd grade
>big test on this day or some shit, i forget what it was called but our teachers acted like it was the biggest thing ever
>can't remmeber why but for some reason I cant stop farting
>it gets so bad the teacher has to open the window in the winter to air out the room, because I turned the whole room into a Nazi gas chamber.
>MFW

Lol my best stories are from third grade

>Fridays are best days cuz crispitos
>School made extra for the youngins so for the first time ever we get to have seconds
>Mow down on some delicious flour wrapped cheap taco meat
> OH SHIT they made so much i can get THIRDS
>2 hours later...20 minutes before school ends...i throw up everything on Chelsea sitting next to me while learning multiplication


>Got to go home 10 minutes early

>at gun store
>bring friends from work to show them how to be a jew
>spot walther PPK/S
>tell friends to watch from afar so as not to disturb jew magic
>talk to the employee, say there's no way I can do 400, I could drop to 350
>employee frowns deeply, rubs hand on forehead
>sorry man best I can do is 300
>I stare at him for a few seconds while friends walk away quickly to hide laughter
>accept, fill out 4473 and quickly leave

>girlfriend was spending the weekend with her friends.
>going to the city to watch some shitty musical.
>call Polynesian girl over, but tell her she has to dress up and show up at my apartment in her slut clothes.
>she shows up, I yell the door is open.
>she walks in, striped tube top with a frills over her tits, denim skirt shes sewn into, fishnets and chunky high heels (she couldn't wear regular high heels, too fat.)
>I call her a good girl, and wave her to me.
>She gets on her knees by my legs, I grab her curly hair and pull her toward me, kissing her forcefully.
>While kissing her, I unzip my fly and pull out my chubbed dick.
>pull her mouth off mine, let go of her hair and she drops her head and engulfs my cock.
>She slobbers all over it, bobbing and smearing her lipstick all over it.
>Shes pretty much moaning while sucking my dick, finally I push her head down, holding her down as she gags a few times.
>I pull her up and rest my dick over her face, she tries to lick it while I grip her hair
>"Fucking slut."
>She blushes but still struggles against me gripping her hair.
>I let go and she rubs her lips down my shaft and starts sucking my balls while stroking me.
>I pull out her tits, saggy, with big brown areolas.
>she slides me back into her lips and sucks fast and sloppy.
>Tell her to slow down, that I don't want to nut yet.
>She keeps going fast.
>Give her a gentle slap on the cheek and tell her "Bad girl, you're too greedy."
>She pulls her lips off, stroking me softly while saying "Sorry Daddy"
>Sucks me slowly to draw it out, licking my cock and balls inbetween sucking.

Should I continue?

Yes sir, please do

>she starts getting faster, and faster.
>she strokes the root of my dick while she slides her lips up and down the shaft.
>suddenly phone vibrates.
>Its my girlfriend, telling me she is missing me and loves me.
>hand the phone to the girl blowing me, she texts my girl "Love you too, I miss you so much baby" while holding my dick in her mouth.
>She hands me back my phone and goes back to bobbing, moaning as she sucks on me.
>I rub her saggy tits while she sucks me, suddenly nutting in her mouth.
>She bobs up and down quick as I nut in her mouth, not swallowing.
>She pulls up, opening her mouth, showing me my cum in her lipstick smeared mouth.
>She then swallows and rests her head against my legs.
>I pet her head and say "Good girl." Before she giggles and smiles, leaning up to me and rubbing her nose on me (she never tried to kiss me after blowing me without washing her face. so she would rub her nose against mine as a kiss)
>She gets up and walks into the kitchen
>She opens my fridge and hands me a beer before going back into the kitchen and starting some food.

Shall I keep going?