Choose your own Grugventure. Be me. Pic-related. What do? Dubs decides.
Choose your own Grugventure. Be me. Pic-related. What do? Dubs decides
Cum in ground hoping to make earthly grung children
HIT HIM WITH MY FUCKING CLUB
make sneaky long nose my slave
grug up local school
what's behind the mask
Kill self with club, become ghost and posses jew. Use new jewish body to aquire many caveman shekels.
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>Cum in ground hoping to make earthly grung children
Reroll please
> (You)
>>Cum in ground hoping to make earthly grung children
>Reroll please
x2
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ask what do with grug cave
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Grug cums in the ground, hoping to make more 'Earth Grugs'. He believes this will advance his cause.
No Grugs appear to grow, and the strange "fellow Grug" appears to have wandered off.
What Grug do now?
Use nail in club to tear open a hole in arm, proceed to fuck the wound
ask for more cummies
Invent a spherical transport in search of big grung goth gf
invent women and rope them to beds so they're ready for fuck anytime
Also gib alt gf like dargia and grelma dunkley.
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Without knowing why, Grug is overcome by the urge to use the nail on his club as a way to make a Grugette in his arm.
He does so. It hurts a lot. He tries to make Grugglings with his arm, but only blood comes out. Why this not work? Was "fellow Grug" a sorceror? Make pain upon Grug?
Grug hurts a lot. Need medicine. What do?
get a job and become a productive member of society
rollin for Grug to smoke weed as 'medicine'
Find the Grug-niggers and kill them before they pollute the earth
grug, accidentally invent time travel
grug fucks emma watson
kek
Invent roundy disc machine to go get the grung and dunkley gf on the moon.
They have special anti gruggling medicine to heal the wounds, quick unga use the scraps from the spaceman's cave over there.
Holy shit checked
grug kills a nigger who was a time traveler from wakanda from black panther. Uses time machine thing to travel to future and rapes emma watson. Boom.
Shakespeare would've been proud
Eat the piece of pizza that's on his shoulder
cont'd
Without attending to his wounds, Grug runs off to find the jungle tribe, intent on killing them.
Upon reaching the jungle tribe, Grug does war dance, prepares to attack
Jungle tribe just laugh. Many jungle tribe. All have spears. Point at Grug's ding dong.
Some old jungle tribe lady looks sympathetically at Grug's arm.
Grug feel stupid.
A big pair of jungle Grugs walks up to Grug. One is taller and fatter than the other but they both have spears
What Grug do?
forgot pic
grug fucks spear chuckers to assert dominance
Grug gets retard strength and rips all of their dongers off in one swipe
grug pull out a backpack with an AttackBow-15 and shoots these normies up
off by one x(
will you still do the other dubs?
Reroll for this
Reroll to rip those nigger dicks off
grug screams the mr belvedere theme as loud as he can while beating the grug niggers
suck some dark tribal dick, grug
Rerolllllllllll
bump
winrar
cont'd
Just before the Head Jungle Grug swings his spear, Grug somehow "invents time travel".
Grug doesn't know what he did, but a Delorean appears!
He hops in.
>next up:
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grug time travels and brings back the columbine shooters, and the shooters shoot up the niggers
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fuck
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Yes please
you fucking suck
piss off dubs are hard
bumping thread
now you get them do we still get
lol @ triples. This thread has been blessed by the Divine Grug.
>cont'd
Grug hops out of the Delorean. Suddenly it is the future. Grug doesn't understand.
But who should he see? Emma Watson!
Grug is still bleeding from the hole in his arm (starting to get infected) but Grug don't care!
Grug fucks Emma Watson.
She seems to enjoy it.
What do now?
this
grug travels further in future and gets robot arm to replace rotting arm.
Rollin' for Grug gets a job...
grug starts screaming the lyrics to the mr belvedere theme song
re-rolling for ROBOT ARM
grug sucks a big dick
grug smokes weed with snoop dogg
rerolling for mr belvedere theme song
rerollin
rerollin one last time
bump
aight ONE more time
>cont'd
Grug gets back in the Delorean and punches the dash a few times.
Magically, it goes further into the future.
The future-future looks pretty sweet.
First thing Grug does, is get a sweet robot arm.
Grug's dick is still out.
What Grug do?
arrested for retardation
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Rollin' for Grug goes to visit 'Balki' from Perfect Strangers
the robot arm smashes the dashboard because grug pissed on it and it malfunctioned. Grug is now in a dark void. All grunts he makes are silent, things are acting wierd, not even the headlights will emit light. Luckily grug finds a lighter under the seat, maybe thatll make some light? Grug, make spark.
rollin' for this please be this
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Grug gets job and works his way up the corporate ladder until he learns his trade well enough to sperate and start his own company
grug shoots up a school
grugs boner just goes away and he continues, he smokes weed with snoop dogg
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bump
Grug sees swarthy ethnic man and strange folk rock 80's music starts.
>Sometimes the world is perfect nothin to rerange...
grug then sees mustached faggot and the theme to an 80s sitcom starts to play
>Streaks on the china, Never Mattered Before, Who Cares...
cont'd
Grug needed to take a whizz so he just went. It landed on his robot arm, which started banging back and forth uncontrollably.
Grug is alarmed by loud noises and a flash, then total darkness.
Grug can't see anything. Grug afraid of the dark.
Panicking Grug looks for anything - under the "seat" is a shiny thing. Grug likes shiny things.
Grug prays to the shiny thing.
As he rubs it in his hands, a spark emerges.
Surprised, Grug flinches.
The "lighter" lands on the premium delorean faux-suede, and immediately ignites the entire cabin.
Grug flails about in terror. What do?
It. Is. Happening.
k
open door and let fire out, fire just wants to go out right? Accidentally cause big bang. Become intermingled with reality itself.
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