Choose your own Grugventure. Be me. Pic-related. What do? Dubs decides

Choose your own Grugventure. Be me. Pic-related. What do? Dubs decides.

Cum in ground hoping to make earthly grung children

HIT HIM WITH MY FUCKING CLUB

make sneaky long nose my slave

grug up local school

what's behind the mask

Kill self with club, become ghost and posses jew. Use new jewish body to aquire many caveman shekels.

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>Cum in ground hoping to make earthly grung children
Reroll please

> (You)
>>Cum in ground hoping to make earthly grung children
>Reroll please
x2

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ask what do with grug cave

cont'd
Grug cums in the ground, hoping to make more 'Earth Grugs'. He believes this will advance his cause.
No Grugs appear to grow, and the strange "fellow Grug" appears to have wandered off.
What Grug do now?

Use nail in club to tear open a hole in arm, proceed to fuck the wound

ask for more cummies

Invent a spherical transport in search of big grung goth gf

invent women and rope them to beds so they're ready for fuck anytime

Also gib alt gf like dargia and grelma dunkley.

cont'd
Without knowing why, Grug is overcome by the urge to use the nail on his club as a way to make a Grugette in his arm.
He does so. It hurts a lot. He tries to make Grugglings with his arm, but only blood comes out. Why this not work? Was "fellow Grug" a sorceror? Make pain upon Grug?
Grug hurts a lot. Need medicine. What do?

get a job and become a productive member of society

rollin for Grug to smoke weed as 'medicine'

Find the Grug-niggers and kill them before they pollute the earth

grug, accidentally invent time travel

grug fucks emma watson

kek

Invent roundy disc machine to go get the grung and dunkley gf on the moon.
They have special anti gruggling medicine to heal the wounds, quick unga use the scraps from the spaceman's cave over there.

Holy shit checked

grug kills a nigger who was a time traveler from wakanda from black panther. Uses time machine thing to travel to future and rapes emma watson. Boom.

Shakespeare would've been proud

Eat the piece of pizza that's on his shoulder

cont'd
Without attending to his wounds, Grug runs off to find the jungle tribe, intent on killing them.
Upon reaching the jungle tribe, Grug does war dance, prepares to attack
Jungle tribe just laugh. Many jungle tribe. All have spears. Point at Grug's ding dong.
Some old jungle tribe lady looks sympathetically at Grug's arm.
Grug feel stupid.
A big pair of jungle Grugs walks up to Grug. One is taller and fatter than the other but they both have spears
What Grug do?

forgot pic

grug fucks spear chuckers to assert dominance

Grug gets retard strength and rips all of their dongers off in one swipe

grug pull out a backpack with an AttackBow-15 and shoots these normies up

off by one x(

will you still do the other dubs?

Reroll for this

Reroll to rip those nigger dicks off

grug screams the mr belvedere theme as loud as he can while beating the grug niggers

suck some dark tribal dick, grug

Rerolllllllllll

bump

winrar

cont'd
Just before the Head Jungle Grug swings his spear, Grug somehow "invents time travel".
Grug doesn't know what he did, but a Delorean appears!
He hops in.

>next up:

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grug time travels and brings back the columbine shooters, and the shooters shoot up the niggers

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fuck

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Yes please

you fucking suck

piss off dubs are hard

bumping thread

now you get them do we still get

lol @ triples. This thread has been blessed by the Divine Grug.
>cont'd
Grug hops out of the Delorean. Suddenly it is the future. Grug doesn't understand.
But who should he see? Emma Watson!
Grug is still bleeding from the hole in his arm (starting to get infected) but Grug don't care!
Grug fucks Emma Watson.
She seems to enjoy it.
What do now?

this

grug travels further in future and gets robot arm to replace rotting arm.

Rollin' for Grug gets a job...

grug starts screaming the lyrics to the mr belvedere theme song

re-rolling for ROBOT ARM

grug sucks a big dick

grug smokes weed with snoop dogg

rerolling for mr belvedere theme song

rerollin

rerollin one last time

bump

aight ONE more time

>cont'd
Grug gets back in the Delorean and punches the dash a few times.
Magically, it goes further into the future.
The future-future looks pretty sweet.
First thing Grug does, is get a sweet robot arm.
Grug's dick is still out.
What Grug do?

arrested for retardation

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Rollin' for Grug goes to visit 'Balki' from Perfect Strangers

the robot arm smashes the dashboard because grug pissed on it and it malfunctioned. Grug is now in a dark void. All grunts he makes are silent, things are acting wierd, not even the headlights will emit light. Luckily grug finds a lighter under the seat, maybe thatll make some light? Grug, make spark.

rollin' for this please be this

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Grug gets job and works his way up the corporate ladder until he learns his trade well enough to sperate and start his own company

grug shoots up a school

grugs boner just goes away and he continues, he smokes weed with snoop dogg

re

bump

Grug sees swarthy ethnic man and strange folk rock 80's music starts.
>Sometimes the world is perfect nothin to rerange...

grug then sees mustached faggot and the theme to an 80s sitcom starts to play
>Streaks on the china, Never Mattered Before, Who Cares...

cont'd
Grug needed to take a whizz so he just went. It landed on his robot arm, which started banging back and forth uncontrollably.
Grug is alarmed by loud noises and a flash, then total darkness.
Grug can't see anything. Grug afraid of the dark.
Panicking Grug looks for anything - under the "seat" is a shiny thing. Grug likes shiny things.
Grug prays to the shiny thing.
As he rubs it in his hands, a spark emerges.
Surprised, Grug flinches.
The "lighter" lands on the premium delorean faux-suede, and immediately ignites the entire cabin.
Grug flails about in terror. What do?

It. Is. Happening.

k

open door and let fire out, fire just wants to go out right? Accidentally cause big bang. Become intermingled with reality itself.

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