Tfw everyone wants sex ᵇᵘᵗ ᶰᵒᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ and then make fun of you for being ultra super virgin wizard

>tfw everyone wants sex ᵇᵘᵗ ᶰᵒᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ and then make fun of you for being ultra super virgin wizard.

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Why are you here when you have a bf?

Those things aren't real and I hope you die stupid fag

furry pene>bf

I exercise regularly and eat a varied diet. You will probably die of ass cancer before me with all the cheetos and hotpockets you stuff in your ham-gullet.

I should have your bf instead of you. Ungrateful nigger.

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MEOW.

snurf. hows the negros doing?

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Its really awkward to Isteal by Ween when most of your customers are rednecks.

rednecks will only steal your beer at least

Gaaaeeee

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bunbun. post cheetahs

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post wenur

I do what I want!

then do want to post chee

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What do I get

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a chee

There
Cheetah and Tiger

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post a not so large chee.

besides thats a leopard

Toiger

Got none

How do you know!

as chee i know a chee when i see one.
nini though.

Fuck the snow.

Ok
Buuuyyyeeeeeee queer-mo

>that feel when your doctor puts you on antidepressants after you flat out refuse to take them, by lying and telling you they are sleeping pills and your sex drive dies

Kek

Is that even legal for your doc to do

>tfw nibi has trash personality

What the fuck. Are you serious? That's really fucked up, I don't even think that's legal.

Get a different doctor, this isn't ethical behavior. Also there are antidepressants that don't affect your sex drive like bupropion, though I wouldn't take bupropion if you're prone to seizures.

are you bi?

I'm prone to wanting to McFuckingKillMyself

>bupropion
Yikes, need to keep those away from me

>taking pills
yikes

Yeah, lol.

Does anyone wanna like, call me in discord and just talk while I get shitfaced?

I like pills when they can get me high as fuck.

I don't think it is. I had a nervous breakdown and spoke from experience, Ictold him I don't need the damn pills

Yes, i'm serious. He gave me endep

My bf and I were discussing it last night, and we came to that conclusion too. I don't want antidepressants, I was born with a chemical imbalance, they don't work for me. They make me angry, mood swingy, agitated, and aggressive. I've stopped taking them and thrown them away, i'm riding through the withdrawals now. I am seriously better off without them, they make me more depressed.

Cool, I'm only interested in bisexual guys, not gay guys.

I'm a bisexual guy myself. I'm a short (5'6") and fit/thin twink, and pretty cute. You?

I tried to make chitchat but you're too autistic

When did you do that

When you were talking about job and dating memes

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>I'm only interested in bisexual guys, not gay guys
Why?

I'm ugly, you would not want me.

Oh, I mean like. Talk with our voices.

I haven't talked to someone else in over a month.

Also, sorry for blogposting. I just had to get it out.

Nah I dont do that meme unless I have specific things I want to talk about
I know how it ends up otherwise

Sorry user, hope you figure it out.
Gay guys are literally cancer.

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Well I won't really talk, just talk to me about anything. Idc if you ramble.

dubs confirms

Everyone is cancer just waiting to happen.

Aren't you that one who posted your body and it had a million ugly little dots all over it?

I wish I could get cancer and fucking die already.

>Gay guys are literally cancer

shots fired

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Boobs are ok though.

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lolno, who was that?
this is me though

>tfw no women would ever let you touch her boobs because you are not good enough for her so your brain chemistry out of desperation turns you to go for men too, but males wont let you touch them either.

It's true.

I need this cock inside me... For science

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I'll gay you.

>tfw your brain chemistry doesn't make you think this way
true fortune

Don't want it if you're not bi.

Id bang, but you'd have some excuse not to.

fags

in what way? brb quick shower

I am, but whatever.

Then we're good to go.

>k brb for reals now

Just dont get depressed
Simple

Him being so strict about the bi requirement is a red flag in itself

Like this to die instantly

>no like button
Why must you do this?

Fuck. Outta beer.

Life isnt fair

Well duh. Plus, I already have a cute bi BF.

Fuck life, I didn't ask to be born.

>See what I look like
>"Oops, nevermind! I don't want to have sex now."
Almost 4 years experience of grindr/tindr

>N64
They better be playing fucking Diddy Kong Racing.