Russia pls

Is there a chance that Russia will allow white people from America to go there? I would be willing to agree to a no vote clause so we aren't a threat to sway elections like the Mexicans try to do here. I just want out of this shit hole. I am a commercial driver with winter driving experience. What are my chances?

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Don't leave us like this. Don't you have any shred of humanity left?!

>I am a commercial driver with winter driving experience. What are my chances?
You can get temporary permit (which is required for permanent permit and then for citizenship) if 1) you are lucky and slip within yearly quota. Its usually about 1500-2000 persons per year per region. 2) you are applying for military service in Russian army 3) you are investing in Russia certain amount of money 4) you are professional in certain areas (not sure which ones get free pass, but I'm sure driver doesn't count).

Well I'm 30 and fat, with no savings. So I'm basically left to deal with these gorillas for the rest of my life. Fuck

Those free passes only for scientists, doctors and other highly specialised professions (aerospace engineers, etc..)

WHO IS GOING TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE????

Russia imports millions of islamist shitskins from Uzbekistan-Turkmenistan-Kyrgyzstan-Tajikistan and has own version of niggas, "russians" of northern Caucasus. Only difference is that we treat all those uzbeks-tajiks as slaves, no welfare for non-citizens or any other kind of free stuff.
Unfortunately central/west Russia is not bastion of whiteness, so no point to move here if you are fed up with niggas.

doesn't need saving

I know it's hard to see, but imagine, 300 years from now
>a colony, on a distant, earth like planet, cut off from the strife of the old world
>demographic? 100% white.

fix yourself first fatty

I can't speak Russian worth a shit. Just for curiosity's sake, think the Russian military would take someone who can't speak the language? Have something like a foreign legion equivalent?

What about for prior servicemen if you happen to know? Australia contacted me once I got out of the navy

>Minimal wage here is $0.5/h
Are you stupid or something?
Also be prepared to go to gulag for downloading porn and pretty much everything else you are used to do in the US.

Im so scared of going to russia every time i go on live leak i see those fucking car accidents that look retarded

Mars 2036!

Knowing Russian is mandatory, you have to pass TORFL or equivalent at at least Basic level to either get permanent residence or be accepted into military.
>What about for prior servicemen if you happen to know?
If you have previous training, you can expect better positions when applying, but Russian language is still mandatory.

You are no better. Also you will back in tears from Russia. More muslims then in Europe and 3 world degeneracy.

Figured as much. The Australians only contacted me because I worked on nuclear reactors and same language.

>tfw could have joined aussie shitposting armada
>tfw I have no face

Actually, apparently this year there was quota for 125900 persons total, so if you time it well (apply right after new quota was issued) and look around less popular regions, you can get one.

they'd probably make an english speaking corps for foreigners if a war broke out, otherwise no

as if Russia isn't a totalitarian hellhole. Putin might not be a wimp like most political leaders, but that doesn't change the fact that he and his corrupt government are completely incompetent

You can openly talk shit about Putin, government, jews, gays, women and pretty much anything else and you will not be fired and mob-lynched here.
You can easily find russians saying stuff like "putin should be killed" on livejournal, facebook, vk, twitter and so on, and nobody cares. Try to say that about Obama and you will be SWATted in no time, as happened numerous times.

Russia's hate Americans. Don't go there.
Russians literally blame everything and their shit conditions on America. You will probably end up being killed. Russians can confirm

>Try to say that about Obama and you will be SWATted in no time, as happened numerous times.

I go on multiple Trump facebook pages and everyone is shit talking obama. No one cares really.

In russia a black car will pull up next to your house at 4am, there will be some commotion and you vanish without a trace

i prefer SWAT and a trial, thanks

We hate american elites, but not american people.
There are some relatively famous american immigrants in Russia, like this guy youtube.com/channel/UCm7SCpAUHK_9A8XlCQOAehg or various sportmen like Vik Wild, John Holden, Deanna Nolan, Roy Johns, Jeff Monson and so on. All of them are quite popular and well-received in Russia, because we like when people choose us over USA.

Fuck off we're full.

READ THIS FUCKING AMERICANS.

Russia is not your salvation.

All migrants are TRAITOROUS SCUM. If you abandon your country you are no better than any other migrants, shitskin or otherwise.

Confirmed. I would rob your and rape your women just for hearing your stupid accents.

Stay out.

triggered ivan?

I just want to ally with Russia and remove our sanctions on them so we can make every other country irrelevant and I can buy a Trecol.

Until some Ooga Booga giga space nigga comes and takes your women. Then what will you do? You cannot fight spaces kings and shit.

>wanting to go to russia.
please look up the place before you announce it on facebook haha.

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