/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Best fans in baseball edition

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what kind of people watch baseball?

First for good music

americans

I am funny don't you ever forget it

baseball is for homos

not a fan of these posts

No, football is for homos. It's about a bunch of faggots throwing balls around and man on man tackling.

Red Sox = bandwagon

Gross

Why would somebody bandwagon the red sox? we aren't even a good team

Nth for hidden gems

My boyfriend watches basically every game. I mostly dick around online while it's on, but it isn't bad when I do pay attention. Before you ask, I am a fag.

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>we

>You will never have a Boston gf
>you never hear her say "JUS STICK YOR FAT CAUK IN MY FAWKIN CLAM ALREADY. WAD AR YA? A FAAAG?" in the heat of passion

...

>we
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>AR
This is why, a bostonian would never use an R

>What ah ya?
is what they would say

You canadians are full of AIDS.

EYEING LITTLE GIRLS WITH BAD INTENT

*sprays axe body spray in front of your gf*

*fart*

*BRAAAAAAAAAMPFFTTS in front of your gf*

Considering convincing myself not to go to work today buds.

I probably should though

Whoa!

So this... is the power... of Dakota!

rip /cum/

Chinese are unironically the worst minorities to live near

Why doesn't the Canadian Space Agency associate with NASA?

Because they're a strong, independent space agency who don't need no shuttles

you guys don't have gypsies

Just bought a $27 water bottle on amazon

ama

me thinks you've never lived near blacks

not diverse enough maybe

y tho

describe a gypsy to me and what makes them bad to live near.

I thought they were basically homeless people with more initiative to steal

just fucked your mom for free
ama

Yes we do but they've mostly been sold into the carnival slave trade

I use to live in Chicago, I've lived near plenty of blacks.

Blacks are only a problem when they aren't the minority. They are absolute slaves to mob mentality.

Fake news
Had a bunch of rewards points from my amazon credit card

He South Dakota, I'm glad you have posted in my thread

I can't stop losing weight

try eating more, unless you're overweight already.
keep losing weight, if that's the case

he(famous man) has the same surname with me, so i can use his face's sticker as a name tag
does it make sense?
i asked on /brit/ but no one answers my question

I don't think many people would get it and everybody might not know who the person is. I wouldn't recommend it if you wanted people to actually get the joke, if you wanted to do it for a fashionable joke, that would be cool.

I don't like spending money on food.
I usually just steal canned stuff from my roommate once in a while, he's fat and buys too much so he doesn't notice when a can or so disappears a day

chin pong wong

i would say "a sticker of his face" instead of "his face's sticker"
I dont' know in what context you would need to wear a name tag, but that sounds like a somewhat pleasant joke. go for it

what do you spend money on, if not food?

I hoard most of what I make.
I'm afraid something bad will happen to me that will take a lot of money to fix. When I get the urge to buy something I remember this fear and don't do it

if you don't buy food, you'll end up in the hospital with a big bill on your head.
wouldn't it be a smarter financial investment to feed yourself properly?
also, hoarding is a bad decision. invest instead

thanks ....
im talking about anburera but that sounds awesome
stop self pity you mongol
thank you for the advice
the same ~ as me or the same ~ with me
which is correct?

he has* the same surname as* me
he shares* a surname with* me

He has the same surname as me, so i can use a sticker of his face as a name tag
does it sound more natural desu ka?

thank you so much

yes

You're probably right. Though i'll probably buy really cheap food that isn't good for me. Like a McChicken.
>Invest instead
My dad did this and blew at least a third of the inheritance; maybe more. It's not for people like me.

arigatougozaimasu!!!!!!!

The sun's only been out for about half of one day in the last week. At dawn this morning it was hot and foggy.

These clouds have been just sitting here for days, usually the sun will burn off the clouds by the afternoon and it will at least be sunny, though still extremely humid.

I'd take 99° and sunny with high humidity over this shit. I want to feel the sunlight on my skin and see the light hitting the trees in the late afternoon. It's gonna be hot as balls either way, only right now it's also dark and dreary all day.

Last week there were some tremendous, comfy thunderstorms but none recently, just days of overcast skies.

>so
but i dont like this word
i feel it makes the sentence more engrish

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I'm so glad she has gotten her life on track

the great recession was not a good time for anyone. it's hard for a regular person to predict or fight against something like that, like a car accident.
i think you'll be better off with a diversified investment portfolio, than have your money sit in a bank and depreciate over time.
as for the food: just cook your own meals. it's cheap and much better than fast food.

one final thing: beginning your speech with "he" is confusing. pronouns are dependent on context. we have no context to determine who "he" is.

Part of me feels that Chris-chan is an actor in a show put on for us by the people who secretly control everything.

>he pays for a vpn every month to have a period stain flag

but i have a picture!

this past sunday while driving through 3 major cities I experienced rain and fog.

Now it's at least triple digit weather.

Just enjoy the dance of life, don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

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>original sonic chan medallion was destroyed because chris chan tried to shove it up his ass

I was talking about in this thread.

There's been a little tiny fly in my room. I couldn't catch him. I fucking sucked him up my nose just to get rid of him. probably a bad idea.

Leftism died when the amazing atheist jammed the banana up his rear

I would pay any amount of money to see a Chris Chan vs Trump election

give me everything you have and i'll make it happen

*gives you a pack of gum and a decade of chronic depression*

Feeling so drained guys. Just woke up and im already tired.

the best virginia has to offer

Once you go black, you can't come back.

Is baseball the fucking shittiest most boring sport there is??

I believe it is.. One day I was watching one of those endless games, fatties " running" around.
I slept so well that night and i suffer of insomnia.

You deserve a bat to the head *mel gibson's voice*

you spent too much time in bed.
go outside and spend some time in the sun walking around or something

camel blues are pretty alright

niggerball is the worst
it takes 4 hours to watch a 1 hour game because of advertisements and standing around
also niggers

/cum/ how do i keep from telling my bluees im actuaclly drunk

Is Alabama's flag a ripoff of Florida or vice versa?

>people get paid to swing at a ball
>get paid in the millions if they hit it 1/3 of the time
ridiculous

florida's came around in 1900
alabama in 1895

both are a rip off of Spain's Cross of Burgundy due to their historic presence

Friend is a crank head.

Never trust a junkie

>"hey pa, i'll just slap on this here thingamajigger on ta 'Bama's flag and we'll call it our flag"

All they did was get rid of the thorns

I wish I could trust anybody at all really

trust strangers. they can't hurt you

There's good people out there
I usually do bro.

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>Just woke up
>1pm

Dominicans, Mexicans, Cubans, puerto ricans

my mother says she wants to call some sort of therapist

I grew up in bermuda and when i was 6 i moved to toronto and everyone asked me if i was from Boston because of the accent mixture that took place and they put me in a special speech class for a year because they thought i was retarded fuck you boston

>I grew up in bermuda and when i was 6 i moved to toronto and everyone asked me if i was from Boston because of the accent mixture that took place and they put me in a special speech class for a year because they thought i was retarded fuck you boston

Some dude's mom just called my mom, who is a therapist

heard the neighbor talking about a therapist

i am therapist yes
how can i therap you

i wish i could trust myself

I start a new job soon.
I hope I don't sperg out on my first day

going to bully the new guy on my work