Good memories from school? I'll start

Good memories from school? I'll start

> that one kid who shat herself in gym and then smeared the shit on the toilet lid and walls, later same kid visibly drenched in shit but denied everything (school tried to put it under the rug )
> that one fat kid who kept his dip (snus w/e) in his wallet and re-used it every break. ( still uses the wallet with a big brown stain )
> that one kid who shat his pants in school and threw his shitty underwear hanging in the ceiling
> that one teacher who died
> that one kid who ran over a grandma and drove home
> that one kid who shat behind a house we were having a party at
> that one fat kid who stole stuff from friends homes (fuck you)
> that one kid who smelled like a dumpster filled with socks, thrash and sour cream
> that one kid who watched porn in class
> that one kid who always shat outdoor
> that one kid who hanged from a 15m ladder and fucking let the grip go

How about you tar/b/s.

You must be from the south

>that one kid who was really sick In class
>asked to go to the bathroom
>ok.png
>comes back and says
>hey guys I’m ok I just had to poop really bad
>3rd grade.
What

sounds like me, you gigantic faggot

No

did you go to a school for retards?

>2 kids give a teacher pot brownie at my high school for senior prank
>teacher has rare heart condition
>teacher dies
>17 year olds arrested and tried as a adults just days before graduation
>both convicted of first degree murder

>that one kid who locked himself in the bathroom stall and thought someone else was holding the door shut
>that one kid who sucker punched some guy only to have him stand right back up and uppercut him back into oblivion
>those two kids who scheduled a fight during lunch but all four of their shoes fell off and they both collapsed into each other
>the "poop" museum on the bathroom stall wall which consisted of everyones used toiletpaper stuck to the wall with shit
>that one kid that tried to to parkour and broke his face
>that one kid who still wore heelies in 10th grade and still looked fly as hell
>that one kid who outsmarted the teachers and got expelled for not obeying them anyways
>that one kid who committed suicide years later after highschool and everybody loved him

Scandinavian?

> that one kid who pissed themselves in class because they were afraid to use the bathroom

No, normal school with a couple of tards

Yes

Same school
>kids relentlessly mean to teacher (one of the main people is a friend of mine still)
>teacher killed himself

>that kid who would rather knock out a teacher and get suspended for two weeks as opposed to just going to detention.

Forced vacation from school right before Xmas, so the vacation is prolonged further. Gotta love it.

Danish or Swedish?
I know a couple of guys who deal and use snus too

They sure like to shit at your school dont they.
sounds like you went to a shitty school ;)

>that kid who ran around naked in the schoolyard when she was in 1st grade
fun times

As someone who was suspended from school often, I really don’t understand how that’s a punishment. It’s a reward if anything.

hail satan

Butwaitthere'smore

> that one kid who painted her face in blue and tried to cut her fingers off with a pair of scissors

>that one kid who mistook hair spray for car paint and had green hair for a graduation

>that time at the dance the DJ muted Offspring's "pretty fly" at the "lilly ass" part and the whole school screams it anyways
>that time the principal had an aneurysm in the middle of the day
>that time a kid put an arrow an inch deep in the gym teach's thigh
>that time the admin dismissed the whole school 20minutes before 3 because of a bomb threat on a monday
>that time we were dismissed at 1 because of a bomb threat on a tuesday
>that time we were dismissed before lunch because of a bomb threat on wednesday
>that time we were dismissed 2nd period because of a bomb threat on thursday
>that time we were in class 20 minutes and we were dismissed at fucking 8:15am because of a bomb threat on Friday

you think I'm fucking kidding, but howard stern talked about our dumbshit school on his show