Oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

>oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

General life tips

Don't go to college/university.

If you're good at something, don't do it. Employ people to do it for you and advise/direct them. Charge double.

The only drug that won't fuck you up in the long run is weed and even that can derail you because it makes mundane shit magical so then you can kinda downtrend because you need less to make you happy. That may not be a downside to some people in any event, though.

You really think this workd el diablo?

>weed
>doesn't fuck you up in the long run

DMT won't fuck ya up.

>weed
>drug
pick one

I mean, I have a graduate degree and make over 100k which isn't crazy good but it's better than average in the States. I also procreated and have a really intelligent, creative, kind but red-pilled son.

It's the big one I never tried when I did other stuff. I'm getting older now and don't touch anything that is hard on the heart and I heard DMT can put a lot of stress on the body. Confirm/deny?

You're right about that but I was generalizing for the normies.

Cut down on the Vidya. If there's something you have a passion for, focus on it over everything. Don't chase short highs.

Only done DMT once but it was the best experience. As far as I recall, I never got an elevated heart rate or anything, but...I'm not exactly an experienced user. I had a really pleasant trip. Just saw heaps of mad shapes, saw tunnels and saw inside peoples heads, then my own head, then saw everything. Didn't see fractals or any of that shit, but saw blocks and cubes everywhere. Everything is made of blocks.
Then it shifted more towards audible hallucinations and the visuals lessened, but were still fucking strong compared to anything else. Came out of it about 30-40 minutes later and felt completely fine, just like I'd been thinking or studying really hard for a while and I needed a break, but in a satisfying way.
10/10 drug, would absolutely recommend.

Find God.

wear a condom, no matter how much you trust and how much she promises shes infertile

Conversely cum in her balls deep over and over... Feels good. Have somebody who gives a shit about you when you're older.

Women a dime a dozen but remember there is only one. If you don’t make a women cum at the frist time you fuck she is not for you. Money is not all happiness but it will make you happy for a short while. Condoms do not stop herpes. Don’t fuck co workers. Last one... go outside humans were made to be free not in a room

>Don't be rigid in your beliefs.
>Always be open-minded.
>Think before you act.
>Accept that the root of your problems are your own fault 99% of the time.
>If you suffer from mental issues, get help.
>There's nothing wrong with therapy or medication as long as it's working.
>Allow yourself to be open to change. >Smoke weed, but don't do it constantly.
>Try mushrooms at least twice, but keep it under 4 grams unless you're more experienced.
>Think for yourself
>Rarely censor yourself
>Lower your standards when it comes to love. There is no 100% perfect person out there. Every happily married person has settled.

Bump

great Idea user, I hope you do this with the one girl you might manage to bed. For those who meet more than one girl in their lives, above advice stands

Never argue with a woman, all it does is make you look beta and kill her attraction and love for you. Its a huge sign you need to grow up.

Do not tolerate shit from anyone including your girl. If you do they will lose respect for you.

If your girl trys to argue or talks shit, tell her you won't talk to her when she's like that and will only talk to her when she's ready to be nice and sweet again.

Just because a girl says she loves you and wants you today, doesn't mean it will apply to tomorrow. Girls are all about how they feel now. If you make them laugh and happy, they'll be attracted. If you're negative and just cause drama they'll lose interest.

If you're needy, insecure or jealous, fix yourself and try not to get into a relationship. You're not ready for one. You will often think you're in love with someone when in reality you're just attached, needy and insecure.

Never talk about relationship stuff with the girl you're dating, don't talk about how you love her. That's all female stuff. All you need to do is go on dates, have fun, etc. Her attraction will grow over the weeks and she'll fall for you and she'll want you to be with you. Then you can talk about it. Guys always rush in way too fast when it takes girls at least a few months to fall for a guy.

Worked for you and cock sucking I guess.

Life is about new experiences, but don't be a fucking retard. Heroin, crack, meth, and pills aren't worth it. Drink less. Drinking and driving isn't worth it. I've seen what getting 3 DUIs will do to a man. Even worse is what accidentally killing someone does, and I've seen that man, too. It's been a decade, he can't forgive himself. Don't be a fucking moron.

Any tips on stopping procrastinating or taking shit less personal?

bump

This. It's not worth the risk unless you're ready for the commitment. Also, some women lie and unless you're around her enough to see her take the pill every day I wouldn't trust her.

Christ saves. Ask God for forgiveness with a repentant heart.

Literally all this. Don't waste your time arguing with a girl, give them the silent treatment after you let them know you'll talk to them when they cut the attitude. You literally have to be like a father and then the child.

I got nervous Tics from doing too many dabs over a long period of time. I eventually quit and they are gradually going away. Sucks because I loved getting high and I have a mundane life.

Having a family is probably the best thing that could happen to you.

not if you don't want to have a family with an alcoholic fuck buddy R-tard

to stop procrastinating, tell your friends you will do it by such a time. This will psychologically set a deadline for you.

Start your pension early

Well that's why you marry a qt devout Christian and live a Christian life. A woman is easily led, if you lead a godless life so will she---and she'll win.

Find a nice church girl, have kids when you're young. Stop watching porn, it's eroding your mind and libido and ruining the joys of the opposite sex. If you're gay, stop sucking cock, you're going to get AIDS.

A Christian life is richly rewarded.

do this exactly if you want to be 40 and regret never taking that cool job abroad, or on some dudes fishing boat, or traveling a few places
to each his own, but this indoctrinated, go to school, get married, buy a house start a family is bullshit. Do it if you like, but we live longer than our grandfathers did, nothing wrong with starting a family after 30 or 40. Oldfag here, been around the world, partied way too much but also learned a fuckload about people and life, then met great wife. no regrets

>Oldfag here, been around the world, partied way too much but also learned a fuckload about people and life
This is a good path to ruin.

Go outside and do what. Look at groceries? I know it sounds childish but strolls and jogging is extremely boring. Im not saying that browsing Sup Forums is fun, but atleast it keeps the negative thoughts at bay.

learn programming and compsci

my best tips from my teenagehood

1) when your dick is bleeding from so much fapping, stop fapping for a few days and let it heal

2) call her

3) no not her, the other her

4) save your money and invest it in KO whenever the P/E ratio is below 16, don't touch the money until you're 40, this was the best thing you ever did (also reinvest those dividends)

>don't be rigid in your beliefs
>always be open minded

ungh...isn't always being open minded being rigid in your beliefs by definition?

who the fuck says ungh?

Sound advice. I'd like to add that one must never ever give in to a crying woman. Tears are a weapon.

Deus vult bro

have children, but not until you have travelled the world and are financially able to do so with ease and without having to cut back on things you love.

Dont be afraid to quit a bad job

Dont take shit from a woman, especially your spouse

Dont do drugs, live is weird enough if you do it right

is that why youre on Sup Forums

Don't fuck anyone you would not be ok with having a kid with. Look for character/honesty before looks.

Postmenopausal cougars would be the exception.

Would you recommend getting some DMT? I'm really into my psychedelics. The only issue is nowhere local (that I know of) has it. I'd have to get it off of the deep web.

Don't have relationships with women that have cheated before even if you're the one she cheated with.

Don't date women who have a male "best friend", he is in love with her and he will try to undermine your relationship.

girls night = get drunk and cheat night

Don't date women who dated black guys before.

If you live together, don't have roommates.

Not the quoted user but he means go /out/side go light a fire, roll out the swag, hunt and fish.

Grow weed in your closet, it's fun.

be your own person, don't follow the flock, don't be afraid of living your own life as you truly want to.

1. Never have a credit card.
2. Buy and HODL Bitcoin.

This, I could add a couple things but this user summed it up nicely.

Don't pull out a gun during karaoke night.

You’re young and you’re going to want to party constantly and not worry about the future, do what you have to now so you can do whatever you want to later.

Agreed user, outdoor time is good your well being, I go fishing everyday in the summer.

be patient about getting laid and work vigorously on your career until you are on a path. don't settle for mediocre, TV's, video games, and artsy toys are other people's accomplishment's a house, a career, and a community, a real flesh and blood community are yours. Sup Forums will forget you tomorrow, facebook will give you thumbs up but will never say hi, go find people, find them in church, find them at the gym, find them in school, or your local coffee shop/pub/bowling alley. One of the best things I did was keep going to church after high school not because of the religious stuff but for the community that's now invested in my success. I now have those old farts paying me to take care of their wills, car accidents, and stupid kid's arrests. never underestimate the power of a community to uplift you, oh and did I mention I found my future wife in the community? yeah my dick can't keep up it's kinda crazy what happens when you find someone who legit loves you.

Just turned 18, is my life over? What do?

see above, you'll be fine, figure out what you are good at and work on having a career, never to late for that. don't be complacent

Most important thing in your life above everything else is your credit score. Ruining your credit puts you in a financial prison, definitely limits what you can do.

A man only needs two suits - a black suit and a boiler suit, and he can go basically anywhere unnoticed.

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This is very important. People who didn't get the retard out of their system in their 20's will have a mid life crisis.

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go to college for 5 years for art or english and dont graduate

be unemployed for the majority of your life. never hold a job for more than a year, quit without telling your manager

estrange yourself from your family, what do you owe them for anyway?

don't hold a conversation with anyone for more than 20 seconds. always answer with 1 word answers. the conversation is probably stupid anyway. "yea its pretty cold today"

you dont need friends, opiates are way easier

dont go to therapy, therapy is for suckas, u know whats best for you

Don’t be quick to jump into college, tradesmen make better $$ than most college grads.

Stop watching so much porn and vice gripping your dick.When you finally get a girl its going to be so desensitized you might as well be alone for sex.

If you are happy doing something it is not a waste of time.

Try to make every day have a new experience and keep your childlike wonder. Makes looking back much better and less of a blur.

Don't date a girl just for sex. If you want sex don't date just fool around. Dating or being in a relationship is much more than the bedroom and can make you miserable if you are not ready for an actual adult relationship.

If a girl at least offers to pay she is definitely a keeper.... or its a test either way still pay until you are dating for at least 5-6 months and then dutch is your best friend.

You are not old, stop saying how you feel so fucking old. You are old when you are 70+ as long as you are healthy you are young.

Don’t listen to this user op, he’s bitter at life and what people call cynical. End up like him and you’ll never have friends or get invited to anything, it’s a lonely existence and I probably struck a nerve, he’ll lash out at me now.

you mean niggers. black guys are ok.

College is overrated. Learn any skills trade. Be a journeyman until you can start your own small business. Plumbing pipes, air conditioners, electrical systems will ALWAYS need a skilled laborer to repair.

Having kids at a young age is better in the long run. As a 38 y.o who had a kid at 16 it was tough but now my daughter is 22 and left home years ago. I'm living life as full as I can, while the rest of my old friends are stuck in soulless marriages posting shit pictures of their little bastard kids on on jewbook all day. The highlight of their day is asking the wife if they can change the channel on the T.V to something they want to watch. They all look like they want to an hero. Nope. Fuck that.

P.S never NEVER GET MARRIED.

i'm a defense attorney, this is what some of my client's look like, they don't have money, and the only structure they have in their lives is a prison cell. their kids a degenerates, they are losers and i have to deal with them when the judge yells at them for screwing up probation, which is sad.

>atheism isn't a religion it's an ideology
>no it's a belief system
>no it's a theological pyramid scheme
>no it's thyroid cancer

that aint a belief you nigger

Almost all of my friends are married and every single one of them constantly tell me never to get married and never have kids, and they're all dead fucking serious. I expected to hear that from one or two of them but not all of them.

Dont have the money anyway. I know abit of programming and I heard people in the IT field dont have degrees so

In your 10s you get the demons that will haunt you in your 20's. If you get lost on them, you will have a very regretful 30's. don't follow that path. Every trauma that will appear in your 20's is stupid and not the end of the world. You must be the best man/woman you can be at every time so you can enjoy good karma later (yeah it exists). Don't waste time. It is literally all we are. Your time is limited by the distance you can travel in your whole life. Use it to go where you want to be when you grow up. Always move thinking about it. If you do life right you should be set up by 28-30 if not less.

No one cares about you as much as you care about you. Focus on what will advance you in life. Be selfish while you're young. Fight for what you deserve. There's so much bullshit now about how if you don't go out of your way to help others it'll come back to you. There's always going to be people who will take your time for granted, try to manipulate you, and try to hold you back. Do whatever it takes for you and your family to live a comfortable life.

Atheism is as retarded as theism

Quantum Agnosticism is what you seek

Don`t drink bleach on an empty stomach.

>Don't be afraid to quit a bad job

Fucking this. If you have a passion for something learn how to get paid or it or adjust to your circumstances as best as possible. Changing jobs can be risky but it's worth the potential opportunity.

My life completely changed after I left my job as a maintenance tech. I've seen way too many people throw their lives into mediocrity because they got stuck in a dead end bullshit job.

I dont have money for a fishing card. Fucking 30 dollars for 12 hours. Norway, more like kikeway. Rich on oil yet everything costs a liver.

This is what I'm hoping to do. Quit not one but two crappy jobs.

-Enjoy life by having short term goals, tiny things, and achieving them. For me it was traveling the world at 18 (that was 26 years ago).

-Do no harm to others while enjoying your life. This is tricky, but it can be done. Life is far more fulfilling when you encourage life and love in others.

-Develop a sense of wonderment with the world. I'm cynical to a fault, but I also find joy and wonder in exploring the world. It doesn't have to be new, only new to me. People in other places are different. Cities are different. Why are some circular and others on a grid? What do different cultures value, and what exemplifies that? Having a true sense of wonderment will garner more friends and allies than anything else you could ever do (short of paying people).

-Remove yourself from common social traits. For youth it's anxiety and social phobias. How do my peers see me? Am I acceptable to my peers/others? For adults it's almost the same- remember, someone that is 80 physically is still a teen mentally.

-On that, remember what maturity is: maturity is the ability for an individual to permanently adapt to an emotional/cognitive change. Personal acculturation? Don't be in a rush, don't believe people that claim to know what maturity is- ymmv. Remember that we're all at different places in life, someone older may be 3 steps behind you. Also, try to learn from the object lesson (learning from others) rather than the abject lesson (learning from mistakes).

-Finally, and this will set you heads and shoulders above most humans: cultivate self awareness. Start by being honest with yourself. Why do you get tense in X situation? What can you do to avoid it? Self awareness only extends as far as your nose, so don't project it on others. Knowing yourself and why/how you react to anything life throws at you is the most powerful thing you can learn in life.

Ignore this pleb

It's pretty easy to do a an acid/ base extraction on several species of acacia, and way cheaper. You'll get a load off of one run (plenty for personal experiments for a good while). Google dmt nexus.

Yikes! I pay $10 Canadian to fish all year, there’s a limit on what I can keep but I never keep more than 2.

If you must get married, at least know that getting married before your late twenties is a bad idea. You and your partner will change more than you'd imagine between 18 and 25.

Can we at least agree that heavier, physically addictive drugs like coke, meth, and opiates have a propensity to fuck your life? Seems to be the trend in the circles a ran with when younger.

Also, don't mix benzos like Xanax with opiates or alcohol. I know 3 people that died on separate occasions doing this. Respiratory depression ain't no joke.

>If you must get married
Unless you have a gun against your head, there is no such thing as "must get married". Don't do it.

It's better to take only the half dosage if you don't know the source.
Don't talk or write messages on the phone if you want to get some stuff.
Do the tomorrow you a favour, - even when you are drunk/wasted (keep a cigarette [don't start ]; prepare coffee...).
Remember birthdays - don't expect others will do.
Be friendly and respectful.

19 times out of 20, at the least, black people are the enemy. Even when they seem decent or it seems like that is not the case. Be wary of them constantly when around them.

Smoking is shit for your sex life. It restricts the blood flow to your dick making it harder to keep it up and numbs the senses. It takes a while to happen but it will happen.

t.lifetime smoker who gave up six months ago, sex pleasure has quadrupled and now have a cock like diamonds. Before it was like play-dough. It's fucking crazy how much smoking fucks your dick up.

>Graduate at least high school.
>Don't have kids until you're married.
>Don't get married before age 21.
Breaking these rules is the road to poverty. Following these rules will pull you out of poverty.


>There's zero benefit to attending 4 years of university. Go to community college and transfer. Not only will you save shitloads of money, but community is much more forgiving if you change your major, fuck up a few classes, etc

>Whenever you're going to have sex, LOCK THE DOOR. No, it doesn't matter if no one else is home, everyone's off on vacation or whatever. You will NEVER regret locking the door. You will regret NOT locking it.

>If the chick says "Don't pull out", PULL THE FUCK OUT

>If you need key copies, never go to a hardware store, Home Depot or any place that does it by automated machine. Go to a locksmith. It'll cost the same but the keys will work MUCH better.

>Buy a sunshade for your car windshield, even a cheap one. It makes all the difference on hot days, and also keeps your interior from fading.

>If you play the lottery, keep all the tickets you buy for the year. (including scratchers) This has two purposes: If you DO win it big, you can write off all those losers against the winner on your taxes. (Gambling losses can be written off against gambling winnings) But more importably, when you don't win you'll know exactly how much money you've wasted on the lottery.

>If you crush a soda bottle that still has soda inside, this will make the soda go flat.

Are you married? You sound married. That's a list of the most utter banal first world shit I've ever heard. Only a married man can be so cucked to care about any of this.

What if she locks her legs?

I don't get number 3

This. 1 million by 2025 people

>Graduate at least high school.

I'm not trying to belittle U.S posters, but I've always wondered about this. I always hear about people in the United States not finishing high school like it's almost a common thing. How often do kids not finish high school in America? I've honestly never heard of anyone IRL not finish high school. Is this a joke or is it a nigger thing?

No, never married. The advice is meant to run from the important to the trivial.

I like how there's a difference. There is not a single race I hate more than niggers (maybe pajeets...). I truly believe that they are inhuman and should be killed. On the other hand, black people are some of the best I've ever met. Its like they're a different species or something.

Just stop it bro