OFFICIAL PENS/SENS GAMETHREAD #2

Rape edition.

sens are getting slapped but that last penalty was bullshit

sens 6-5 in OT

Wow, Malkin is being a total nigger right now.

Seriously what the fuck did wingles do?

>Ottawa finally getting some time in Pittsburgh's zone
>Penalty

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh look, refpuck!

Despite the pens obviously doing the more obvious and greater penalty, we get called.

Par for the fucking course.

Can we just fucking murder some Pens before game 6?

First for > muh refpuck

sens literally got called for a pongs penalty
i know they were already going to lose but that's some serious refpuck

>implying the sens can score one

I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

Sens WILL WIN tonight

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STAY SALTY IMBRED "PREDDITOR".

i hate you

Pens 10-0 in 3OT

>one bad call is the reason we're down by 5 and looking terrible
grasping at straws here

maybe win a free side of breadsticks or something for losing so badly

Pretty refpucky lads. But its 5-0 already.

If this happens Ill eat shit on livestream. I swear on me mum

This game thread is much better

The gold medal game thread is full of salty swedes and finns crying their eyes out about everything

I will ask here since this game is over. I'm in my early twenties and am looking to learn how to play hockey (never played). I've always loved watching the goalies and I have asthma so I'm thinking of starting in goal. Is this a good call? Is playing out more fun? Is it cardio intensive at the beer league level?

I'd pay 100$ to force you to watch the pens repeat while I fuck your mother in the ass in the same room

>"one"

>ONE

Confirmed for a braindead bandwagoning murricuck who doesn't know shit or actually watch the series.

This is a great pasta. Flyer fan I pressume?

Matt Cullen is 40? Wtf

Sens will win this game. They are just playing mind-games

Any stream? I'm on nofap but I wouldn't mind watching some senators rape porn

>forget the bloody face head hit last game and Ian Cole gets the roughing call for kicking his shit in for it

>THIS MISSED HOLDING CALL IS THE TRUEST CRIME

Goalie is A LOT harder than you think.

Let's go sens

Did the pens even lose anyone off season last year? It seems like they were able to keep exactly everyone from last year minus injuries.

Meanwhile teams like Chicago Blackhawks lose 2-3 good players every year.

>0/29 on the power play.
That's embarrassing. Wow.

Senators pls

Win one for the good guys

Goalie is fun but also rough. You can singlehandedly cost your team games

Is it worth learning? Or just start by skating out?

god dammit i'm on my 6th day of keto and you post that pic, for the love of god user

We lost the based Reverend Lovejoy and Beau Bennet

>Retard with his head below torso height gets hit on a check and is rekt because of it

That's a clean hit you moron. Anyone would think so no matter their team because he was almost falling over from how far forward he was.

The only questionable bit might be that Bobby didn't slow down but he didn't have to and fuck you anyways, you fucking cut off part of one of our top D's finger, so if you think we're ever gonna not hit you as hard as possible you can choke on crosby's shrivelled wannabe french cock.

Ben Lovejoy and Eric Fehr

Will Geeb Ooshay and his meme defense ever recover from this game?

Neither of these garbage bullshit teams can beat the predators

Reminder that /goldenknights/ winning cup next year under based Duke Reid.

>see this while grocery shopping

Don't think I could contain my boner.

With Matt Murray in net too

PRedditors are massive dirty diving refbabbies

>tfw Cucknada teams haven't touched the cup in 30 years and will never touch it again

I'd just rape her in the aisle

>vegas has two players
>cant even get one of them right

REID DUKE

>wheelchair hockey

No.

Speeds up, hits the face, keeps his stick in his face even when he was down (which likely what caused the face cut)

Nah your a salty shit from a glorified 3rd world country

But don't worry you could try to injure the whole team and fucking Wilkes-barre will still take the Sens out

Fehr was traded at the deadline

This

*sigh* can't i just browse Sup Forums with my family and forget about the rape culture world we live in.

god the sens have been shit these last 2 games
am i actually going to have to root for the fucking ducks

You sick fuck

He was fucking bent over like your wife was for her bull last night, you cuck.

Of course his head is gonna get hit in that position. It's a legal check because he's the moron who put himself in that position where head contact is the only point of contact.

*preds and fuck yeah!

>Not putting last name first

in the *aisle*hole?

>all this snes butthurt
nice.jpg

Who the fuck is carter rowney.

i'm not rooting for a team with pk nigban
fucking subhuman trash could bring a glock on the ice and not get called for it

What a surprise, this entire thread is full of faggots complaining about """""""""""refpuck"""""""""""

Bunch of fucking pisspants

End yourself. PK is an amazing human being

the preds are about to win the cup and all you can think of is niggers?

get your life together bro

>Apple cheeks

if you're watching this game and genuinely think that the refs have done a good job you're actually braindead

Maybe your team is just sucking ass, buddy

>preds are about to win the cup
delusion

Agreed, the refs have been shit. Good thing of the FIVE goals the Pens have scored only 1 was on a PP.

*elbows you in the jaw and skates off laughing*

Did anyone screencap that neckbearded murray?

>Murray is still technically a rookie
>about to have 17 playoff wins as a rookie

Based. No one will EVER beat that record.

Based Batman at the game

They are, but the refs are also retarded.

Fuck you for being a filthy fucking retard

Holy fuck US television is cancer. It's just full of ads 24/7.

American culture makes me extremely ill

wtf I love the Burgh now

>Murray has 3 goals against on 65 shots
>"""""FLEURY WASNT BAD IT WAS THE DEFENCE!""""

Why do people defend that Sieve? Murray should have started game 1 of the series.

my team is going to kick the shit out of whoever wins this series, bud

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Fuck off, he's a showboat. I know what you're thinking: "a black athlete? Showboating?"

Jake being retarded

checked

That's actually at our baseball team's game... and it wasn't today.

the thrill

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LOL BILL

LIKE IT'S NOTHING

That fucking pass I am so hard

JUST

Just turned it on... How is it 5 to 0??

Can someone recap what went wrong?

YES YES YES
OH MY GOD THANK YOU YES

Off snes getting wrecked

not likely . ducks will handle the Inbreds gooning diving shit game 6 & 7 sweetie fuck face

SNES LMAO

>he thinks his AHL tier centers can match Crosgod, Malking, BONINOBONINO and Old man Cullen


KEK

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omg that assist was FILTHY

POST YOUR FUCKING BILLS BOYS

BILL TIME.

Also, serious question... why are the Atlantic/Pacific divisions allowed in the playoffs?

ARE BILL