Did anyone else here about this!?
Did anyone else here about this!?
Brody Hill
Nolan Nguyen
...
Brayden Jenkins
xD
Kevin Johnson
Its actually real
Noah Richardson
Ali delivers yet another big jab to the left before leaving this earth
Easton Bell
>bernie literally has his brain full of cancer
Ian James
That pretty much explains his entire campaign.
Asher Williams
Well, poor Bernie. I guess the stress just got it worse
Benjamin White
BAHAHAHAHA
>From linking sexual abstinence to cancer to blaming disease on the “ails of society,” Sanders has sometimes professed opinions on health as alternative as his political ideas. He penned essays in his twenties arguing that sexual repression causes cancer in women, and suggested through his late forties that the disease has psychosomatic causes
Just found this while double checking OP
time.com
Sebastian Johnson
>At the event, he went on to suggest that cancer is caused by mental distress, echoing his views from the 1960s. He pointed to Nora Astorga, a Sandanista politician who visited Burlington in 1987 and later died of cervical cancer. Sanders proposed that Astorga’s cancer was caused by grief from her experiences in the war in Nicaragua.
PFFFFFT
Jaxon Kelly
>sanders getting head cancer
Y u godda bait me like this user, that's just mean
Noah Jenkins
Link faggot
Adam Sullivan
"Details are murky at this point, but it has been leaked by some of Bernie's campaign staff that during a cancer screening x-ray a mass could be seen right half of sanders brain. The suspected growth is small and there is no indication as of right now that it is indeed cancerous. "It is very lucky we were able to catch this early if at all given his ( bernie sanders) history with alternative medicine" said one of his staff earlier today. In fact it appears true that bernie has not had a screening till now and only did so at the request of one of his advisors. Please stay tuned for more details as more information surfaces in this story."
Adrian Allen
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Blake Green
FEEL THE BRAIN
Austin Roberts
...
Xavier Robinson
sadly fake, it was a rumor on Sup Forums
Joseph Diaz
Fuck you OP
Noah Thompson
KEK DOES NOT GIVETH ONLY IN CHECKS BUT IN MEME MAGIC KEK ONLY GIVES CHECKS AT THE RIGHT TIME.
KEK WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
Christian Nelson
Bernie Sanders kills children.
He drains the life force from infants to buy a few extra weeks.
Julian King
someone post bruvs i cant find anything
Christopher Lee
The fuck stories been removed
Samuel Green
that's meme magic worthy
Andrew Russell
OP HERE - SANDERS IS CALLING FOR REMOVAL OF ALL NEWS OUTLETS POSTING REGARDING IT!!
cnn.com
Cameron Evans
holy fuck dude. Its gone all of it. Not one hour ago it was everywhere wtf.
Jayden Gonzalez
>11 hours ago
As if Sup Forums wouldn't have a thread within 15 seconds that got stickied and 2000 replies.
I believe with Kek's help, this is a possibility. Perhaps both he and Shillary in one wish? Praise Kek!
Jordan Fisher
Not tricking anyone summerfriend.
Easton Martinez
Checked...
>BBC News
>CNN
>Washington Post
>New York Times
>Politico
No Bernie cancer
Go fuck yourself op for making me reply. Here's a (You)
Ethan Johnson
You should have linked immediately, confirmed for fake
Robert Robinson
Bernfags on suicide watch. He will die in either Trump or Hillary's first term in office.
Dominic Foster
Wayback machine shows nothing either.
OP is a faggot.
web.archive.org
Hudson Taylor
No OP, I'm here, about this.
David Price
theres a better chance of being elected potus with head cancer than there is being bald
Bentley Ross
>exactly 200 posts apart
is he here?
Luke Nguyen
yeah it's a fairly common form of cancer, known colloquially as 'socialism'
Jason James
TRUMP MEME MAGIC IS REAL
Landon Taylor
Australia for the win.
Carter Davis
>sexual repression causes cancer in women
if your'e a man and you're voting for this guy, you are a fucking deluded cuck
Bentley Rogers
top jej
Alexander Moore
This cancer of his is old story.
The name of it is "Socialism".
James King
...
Jayden Cruz
...
Hunter Lewis
I can't believe I'm laughing at people getting cancer. I don't even wish him any ill. Sup Forums just makes shit seem funny.
I'm going to hell, goys.
Aiden Reyes
...
Juan Green
Post was deleted
Cameron Williams
Cancer is not a joke!
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Robert Garcia
On a serious note I wonder if the Google auto complete will begin to show up.
Jayden Reed
Why don't we use memetric warfare to give bernie brain cancer for reals reals, not for play play?
Connor Cox
We can do it goys.
Jack Long
We must summon almighty KEK and ask his favor.
Cameron Ortiz
Also someone shoud make these into real patches.
Aaron Rodriguez
Stop using meme magic to kill people. There must be a better way.
Brody Thomas
kek favors the drunk.
and disorderly.
Chaos is his game
bernie dying of cancer is his game
Charles Thomas
>tfw
Joshua Roberts
im willing to give it a shot, kek be praised
Juan Allen
Have a funny image Canada.
Samuel Fisher
Kek to be praised !
Leo Cruz
if you put the fire out it wins!
Wyatt Thomas
piss off newfag with your shitty pasta
Angel White
sanders would never die via trips
his cancer is progressing way to fast
Lucas Gray
Germany Sup Forums gonna be off limits soon!
>inb4 please nuke!
Ayden Reed
>Brain cancer
Yea. Why would you be a commie otherwise?
Brandon Garcia
>Bernie Sanders diagnose with brain cancer.
This is proof that Communism,Socialism, liberalism,leftist progressive is a mental illness,and is literally cancer.
Josiah Hill
Lmao, and they said socialism doesn't cause cancer
Caleb Perez
link?
Kayden Cooper
PLZ BE REAL
Carter Cooper
Lol nice trips but it's Sup Forums and prolly Sup Forums trying to spread a rumour!
Jaxson Torres
Dont
Dylan Baker
>tfw Bernie decides to drop out due to brain cancer and dies
>tfw Hillary is indicted for epic email fuckup then has a stroke and dies
Connor Price
>diagnosed with brain cancer
This isn't really news. We've known for a long time about his communist leanings.
Thomas Roberts
I can imagine this shitstorm Americans call "presidential campaign" giving an old man cancer.
Sebastian Bell
...
Chase Ward
420 praise it
Tyler Perez
Someone get this man a greencard before the cartel savages get him.
Nathan Gomez
Praise Kek
Henry Edwards
May his tumor be large and inoperable.
Dylan Moore
fucking kek