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YOU'RE RISING
KILLING OF THE DEAD
BODY IN THE SHADOW
CALLING OF THE DEAD

What if I were to tell you that all metal music is for nu-males.

Give me more like this

I don't get the hate for this cover. I think it looks awesome.

The colors make a very garish combo more akin to MS Paint or shitty Kid Pix art
Should've gone black-white-red IMO

If you compare it to most modern album art in Hard Rock and Metal it's great. For it's time...It's just above Riot's late 70's early 80's albums.

Fucking kek...I was just thinking the same and was trying to do a black cover in paint to see how it looked.

...

spurdo is the best meme

…or at least should've picked less clashing colors instead

all the nu-males have went to /nbbmn/ so we /trve / now

YES, /TRVEMETAL/ ÜBER ALLES

IN THE HEAT AND THE RAIN!

AAAAAAAHHH

mind if I save this?

THIS IS MY DECLARATION OF WAR!

please go ahead :)

appreciate it

Graham Bonnet

Which album would you take away and which would you add?

/trve kvlt/ visual kei metal

*blocks your path*

take away all of them
add pic related
\m/

i would add rainbow discography

>didn't read the file name
I din't know man, Difficult to Cure is the only 80's Rainbow album that maybe could be on this list

>file name
ok friend, with all seriousness, Motorhead is missing meanwhile Bon Jovi is present
I would rather listen to a power drill piercing my ear drum than Bon Jovi

But Bon Jovi is better than Motorhead

On which planet, because it sure as hell ain't Earth.

What if I were to tell you that autism was the worst thing to happen to metal?

Gentleman, I come to you with an update:
pastebin.com/uffWXKHd

̈applauds great bait m9̈

wow and I thought /nbbmn/ was the nu-male general

>But Bon Jovi is better than Motorhead

Hmm, yes I agree that Motörhead is missing. But I don't agree that Bon Jovi is the one to go. Probably Annihilator.

replace mop for rtl

>But Bon Jovi is better than Motorhead

...

...

>have the flu
>blasting blind guardians discography while wrapped up in a blanket
>have some honey lemon and bourbon
despite being sick, we maximum comfy
what are you lads blasting?

A. Annihilator??? instead of Whitesnake, Scorpions, The Cult (which isn't even metal), Twisted Sister (Sup Forums isn't wrong about "her")
B. spent years in NJ, went to college over there, love the place, hate the gun laws... and I'll tell you straight up, Overkill are the only noteworthy band from out there
3. at least David Lee Roth is on the list, he is definitely my kind of loonatik

>The Cult (which isn't even metal)
That's why I named it 80's Metal and Hard Rock Essentials. All those bands are more influential than Annihilator.

This album fucking rocks thanks man

>Hard Rock Essentials
what about Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Ministry, Suicidal Tendencies...
C.C. Catch is more metal than half the shit you posted

Best helloween song ever
youtube.com/watch?v=3BP-_-LWV80

Industrial Metal stinks and Suicidal Tendencies didn't release a really great album until 1990.

industrial is literally the glue that holds our world together, only virgins would disagree
and you couldn't be wronger about suicidal
Join the Army is a fucking masterpiece

This album also completely annihilates both numales and art hoes

Don't even joke about that shit nephew

burst command till............................ WUUAAARRR

Thats numale accessible memeboy

MASTURBATE TO KILL MYSELF

Looking for something with some gnarly, raw production, really nasty and heavy. Maybe thrashy too, but I'm not picky as long as there are some memorable riffs. and bassy is good. Don't send me burzum type stuff.

use pic related as a reference point.

also thanks

Symbolic-and-onward era Death

sent

>Symbolic-and-onward era Death

Now that all the bullies have left I can admit listening to slam unironically.

B A S E D jimmy nu-male

dying fetus, everything and anything else slam
also this

Anyone see Cattle Decapitation on their tour? Caught them yesterday in Montreal, it was a damned good show.

I got ejected from the pit for eating a jerky stick
say what you want about soy boys, but when 5 or 6 of them start pushing you around, they mean business

i'm going to see them in baltimore sunday. pretty excited

Wow wtf, really? That's a bit extreme.

M A D M A N

>ejected from the pit
how the fuck?
only way out is by your own will, or on a stretcher if you're one of them rebel flag wearing darkies

>ejected from the pit
lmao how did they do this? youre telling me they literally pushed you away?

Artificial Brain - Infrared Horizon

Doesn't mean they enjoy it

someone post the nu-male metal chart because apparently i like that or something

t. numale

thanks

what is Portal of I doing on that chart
you faggots don't like violin?

numale chart never fails to out the tourists

they were pissed at me for eating meat and said it was obnoxious
I said it tasted great and offered some, but they were repulsed by it
Another one of the soy boys said that meat would be bad for my heart and my red blood cells would cease to coagulate blood as effectively and suggested I instead eat peanut butter if I wanted a suitable, animal-friendly alternative

keep in mind this conversation was going on while cattle decap was live as fuck and blasting loud as shit

anyway they got tired of my needless heterosexuality and started shoving me Clandestine Ways was played

MASTURBATE TO KILL MYSELF BLASSFEEMAH

>Vektor
>Pantera
>Type O Negative
>Megadeth
>Death
>Emperor
>nu-male

Literally how?

>Thanks guys, I didn't notice the tree!

Played a show with them a few years back, dudes smoke some killer weed.

It's gonna suck

I've been listening to Meshuggah, Venom, Behemoth, Gojira,Electric Wizard and Gorod lately. I lieks me some gud metalz

I'm gonna count up to 3 and if you're still here
I'll get a gun and blow away your knees

*teleports behind you*

>Symbolic-and-onward era Death

no shit

It's blasphemous how you mention venom in the same sentence as those other bands

t. nu-male

I would say AC DC Black in Black but I think its pretty damn cliche seeing as its always in top ten lists in magazines and shit. Also I agree with the other poster and you should put Ace of Spades on there.

sorry I meant to say you should take out AC DC

So what are the genre limits? Is it all metal or just heavy/power/thrash?
In any case this is a pretty weird list. Lacks a lot and has a lot of questionable stuff.
Add: Slayer, Venom, Mercyful Fate/King Diamond, Motorhead, Helloween, Savatage, Dokken; if you want to be more extensive, also add Sepultura, Kreator, Exodus, Testament, Overkill
If you put BM/DM and other stuff too, then at least add Death, Morbid Angel, Bolt Thrower, Bathory, Celtic Frost, and Discharge.
Remove: Magnum, Dare, Alcatrazz, D-A-D, Zeno; maybe Living Colour because its meh

Feelsy metal songs from current year?

acolytesofmoros.bandcamp.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=x10jNkG9H44

>Feelsy metal songs from current year?

Warm/solar/golden black metal

>Fanisk - Noontide
>Bolzer - Hero
>your recommendation here

WITH WHIPS AND CHAINS

>not liking super-patrician doom

I BUILT THIS CORNER

FOR YOU TO STAND IN

slam sucks dick

>All these great albums
Well, shit

no babe
slam provides dick...
for you to suck on

this is what happens when glam memers go too far