Hi Australia

Can you tell me about drop bears before I go to bed?

You'll always be my favorite shitposters. Get fucked leafs

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Carnivorous version of a koala. Drops from trees and eats you.

they make the worst noises when fucking. youtube.com/watch?v=M6fRcPy0Iiw

My mother in law is a dropbear.

>tfw I actually don't have a monther in law let alone a relationship with a woman

Son?

I don't get the drop bear meme. Koalas are pretty cuddly if you can manouver around the fangs

My uncle had a run in with a DB. Clawed his eye out. Now we call him "One Cock Joe"

>mfw you can summon any country on Sup Forums if you ask nicely and tell them to discuss something
i should do this for rarer flags so i can see an entire thread full of them

FUCKING SHIT FORGOT THE REACTION IMAGE

lol

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Australian loses his eye to a DropBear
locals mock him and say he only has ONE dick now.
(Murricans might have missed that detail)
don't change, Stralia.

>Not having a two dicks to fend off dangerous natives

No wonder Poo Peeland got cucked by orcs

d-do koalas actually have fangs?

Yes, they can snap a hand clean in two.
Don't walk near any gum trees tonight.

my pet dog went out back one day searching for berries to eat and he got caught by one of these fellas, by the time i got to him his leg was clean torn off and was barely alive..

died later at the vet. fuck drop bears

Yes to latch onto you while they inject their semen into youur bloodstream

I lost my entire family to a single drop bear. Be sure to never migrate to Australia, since you'll die.

As long as your arm, retract right back through the base of the skull and into the spine when not in use.

I{m moving to AUS just to upset you, you fag. How do I get a working visa? friend

Join in on some Asylum seekers on boat heading towards here, you'll get your VISA when you arrive here

Be an Asian.

Not an Asian? You're not getting in.

you fags are something else