Ask the monolith, and you will learn the truth

Ask the monolith, and you will learn the truth.

The monolith knows all.

am i damned?

will I ever be happy

Will i die by killing myself

will the other ops ever deliver?

do you really know all or are you a scam?

Where's Strelok?

Will I get dubs?

Is Cthulhu real?

Fuck you monolith, look at my dubs.

Niggers this isn't how you use the monolith. You're just trying to make it look bad fucking stop it

holy fuck

are jews real?

Should I install Gentoo?

...

will she one day love me again?

am I a wide boi?

Will I get robbed by a pack of Niggers tomorrow?

oh great monolith

When is my birthday?

You need to ask it yes or no questions retards

Will I ever be debt free?

Will trey and i be in love and still bechappy afterwards

didn't you used to be an 8 ball?

Am i real?

huh
neat

will i ever find love?

Do you think traps are gay?

Will i die soon?

Prom, my ass is gonna get rejected aren't I

THE MONOLITH HATH SPOKEN

ayy

should i ask?

Is OP a flamboyant homosexual NEET who is driving his parents to suicide?

have i been a nigger my whole life without my knowledge of it?

What's the deal with airline food?

Will I get my raise this week?

Will I ever find love?

Will I ace the interview tomorrow?

Will we find a place before getting kicked out?

The monolith hath spoken

Should I jerk it to teen pics?

Will the next shooting in American schools be tomorrow?

Here ya go, guise.

>flies away

Will something really bad happen in the next 2 weeks?

Will my newest girlfriend get tired of my shit with in three weeks?

is trump secretly gay?

lol rekt

Does she love me?

Does god exist?

Oh shit.

am i gonna get laid this month?

I guess I’ll take these odds. Thank you monolith for all that you done.

That's deep

cucked

Will he let her go?

Will i fuck someone soon?

Is the fate of the individual rested on pure coincidence?

Is Donald Trump the best president of all time?

Will I find love?

Holy shit another nine. Monolith hath spoken but what meaning can we gleam?

Is the first number in next week's lottery 1?

Am i high right now?

Seems that way. :(

Shall I kill myself?

And what if I'm not dead?

should i rape her?

Say no more fam

Will I make it all work?

fap?

Is OP a faggot?

rll

of course!

Will I get to keep working for the next year at my current work?

Will she accept my love for her?

Will I find somebody else?

Do you actually know all / tell the truth?

Are there more then 2 genders?

oh thank god, good.

Will I get to fuck another girl this year?

Does she love me?

Will my depression kill me?

give me a straight answer damnit

Thanks for nothing you piece of shit.

Will I ever release a synth rock hit with wheel of time based lyrics?

should i kill myself ?

Well? Would you?

Will i fuck up tomorrow

but will you

Damn son. Get the Monolith just laughed at you. Get emotionally REKT.

will i ever be happy?

Am I always going to be alone?

Should I just give up and go gay?

Will i end up happy?

ugh, even the monolith lies to me.

Rollo

Do you think Lilly is the love of my life?

Is my girlfriend loyal?

Is it lost for ever?

Roll