Why are girls so smelly, Sup Forums?

Why are girls so smelly, Sup Forums?

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You mean, why was the one girl you managed to get close to was smelly?

Because they have an incubator between their legs.

That looks like a tasty puss

Just jerked to it

You can wash it in soap or wash it in soda, but you can't get rid of that fishy aroma.

Primordial ooze

What song has these lyrics?

I wanna say Nickelback, but...

It's Greenday.

They are either mentally ill or comfortable with you.

Feminine odor is one of the most hilarious things to me. Women are so often presented as sugar, spice, and everything nice when in fact their bodies are rancid pockets and folds of smelly bacterial ridden goo.

>I wanna say Nickelback

Nickleback actually does have a fishy aroma.

Maybe all shitty electric-country-music smells like that, but you're not wrong.

What you went and done there, is write lyrics for a grindcore song.

Actually kek'd

Also pussy smell is unavoidable. The longer it's been since she showered, the more noticeable it gets. I had an ex that'd even carry around those hygiene wipes because she was self-concious.
Also in my experience skinny girls smell a little nicer than the chubsters. Diet/sweat likely to blame there.

I don't have that issue with the girls I associate with. You just settled for a skanky bitch

Well that's more likely, yeah.

TMI but one ex I had, when she slipped her panties off there were some serious skid-marks. Like, the kind that would stop a boner dead in its tracks.

This..

and if you mention that to a girl, she'll get defensive and/or cry. females are filthy and they know it.

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I just got out of a relationship with a chick who legit ALWAYS wanted to fuck, but NEVER wanted to shower. It got to the point where I dreaded being seen around her.

I like when girls smell like a day old. Lately there's this pregnant chick working with me and she smells like bad body odor. Damn shame too, thought a prego girl would smell great, must just be that she's one of those real tree camouflage jacket wearing dirty ass hoes.

Maybe. But she's washed her butthole right? I'm not a fan of a smelly butthole. Her pussy on the other hand, I'll grant there's such a thing as a good and bad version of that smell. A day old version of the good can be very sexy, but it's so easy for it to go bad.

My ex was a teacher so she'd have the whole summer off, she'd neglect to shower for 3 days sometimes. Noticed a stronger smell coming off of her in general but never actually to the point of stinking. In the mornings I'd love to bury my face in her pit while she jacked me off.

I'm into morning sex in a big way, but licking out my ex so early without a shower first was always a bit of a challenge. Here's a great vid of morning sex I've been jacking to for years.
xvideos...../video317622/morning_sex

because you're a boyfag. You probably wear perfume.

I love them, but girls are pretty nasty tbh. In my experience they also shower a lot less than men, which only makes it worse. You'd think they would want to shower more often, but no.

This just seems like a good place to ask; does good pussy smell like pretzels to anyone else?

My two girlfriends that have had the best pussy also had a pretzel like scent.

My current gf will go a few days without, but she doesn't' seem to stink. Baby wipes, mang.

WTF. Mine honestly had a fruity taste. Kinda sweet idk how to describe

Oh they both tasted like young white wine, but they smelled exactly like fucking pretzels.

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i dated a hot blonde when i was in high school. her pussy tasted like goldfish crackers. guess thats not too different from what youre describing

>goldfish crackers
That sounds fucking awesome.

That video made me wanna stop being a gay bottom
>my butt

Sexy little taint you have on you. If I was sure that discretion was assured and you were clean inside and out and freshly shaven all over...I might give you a go.

Lol that's the first I've heard that. Maybe it's the yeast.

>making out with gf
>just kissing, clothes are still on
>she says I'm making her wet
>reach under her skirt
>her panties are soaking wet

She's one of those girls who doesn't need much to start leaking pussy juice like a faucet. It never smells bad tho.

Like, if I'm not super turned on then it's not that great. It's not bad but it's like whatever. But when I am turned on then it's amazing, smells so good. It's kinda annoying when eating her out tho.

Pic not related.

Never heard of it. But may be right. Of course if it was tolerable then no need to complain.

Don't need to be shaved, I'm on hormones and my body hair didn't grow anymore

They aren't.

Fuck. Your post and your pic just took me back to my first girlfriend in high school. Her parents couch. So much great nostalgia.

Ah, well if you were properly sissy, clean, and could keep your mouth shut then I'd plow it.

This

Also, OP, I dont know what kind of women you fuck with but stop. Youre gonna catch something. Sounds like bad news. Ive met some rancid women in my day, learn how to say no. I once fucked this brunette in the ass because when I went to go down on her the shit was rank like something died. She was mad but got over it. Be a man, settle for head or propose other options like anal or a handjob etc. Thats all the advice I have.

Pic related.
>cute and nice body but damn that pussy was impossible

Not looking for another man till I have my surgery, had a shitty ex bf who left me because I'm getting a vagina in 3 months with this dr

Faggot

Oh I don't want you if you transition. Sorry, bro. Also, you'll always be a bro and there's nothing you can do about that.

>wanting the thing that will make me desirable to all men
How does that make me a faggot? I already get dudes buying me drinks and dinner because they assume im a chick, can't wait to have a vag and really step my trap game up

That's fucking amazing, does it smell like a pussy?

you're fucking the wrong girls. Had a nice tasty pleasant smelling pussy to eat last wednesday. That's not to say I've never had smelly pussy.

This is why I miss high school aged girls so much. Everything gets them dripping and they taste great. As I've gotten older I've only gotten less impressed by the pussy tbqh

Indeed. That excitement that teenagers feel (I know because I felt it too as a guy) is something that's almost impossible to compete with. Those first steps of sexual exploration make for some powerful memories and nostalgia.

Yep, my friend had it done 2 years ago and me, her, and her real girl gf had a three way the other night and both smelled like pussy. I fucked both of them then cried for 2 hours out of jealousy, can't fucking with till my appointment in early May.

>getting a vagina
lol no ur not

my gf gets that wet from sucking me.

Yes I am, 3rd of May in Thailand ill become a complete woman

My grand total is 33, but I’m not sure how many of them I’ve gone down on, but the point is that of all of them, only a single one had a pussy that tasted like nothing. I mean literally nothing, it was amazing. She was obsessed with these pH pills and stuff though, which I thought was kinda weird for a college girl

Most girls I've been with have loved to suck cock. Most girls I know claim they love it. What's with the handful who won't suck a dick? Who are these last hold outs who won't put oral on the menu?

ahhhh those hips
post more of your navel and hips

yeah, only one of my exes wasn't into it, but the others have all been ferocious cock gobblers.

Oral is just fun, for everyone.

Because all that nigger sperm spoils and turns rancid and leaks out through their pores

I remember one time I hooked up with my ex, bitch hadn't showered before sex and her pussy smelled like rotting garbage. I almost vomited. Still fucked her but my boner went from 100% to 70% and I just wanted to get it over with.

I'd give you until August before you kill yourself. Good luck.

I've heard girls say it makes them feel powerful and in control to suck a dick. Good for them LOL

every girl I've been with has "liked" to succ but only for a few minutes and my current gf doesn't like cum anywhere but her snatch... what's the point of getting the succ if you can't cum down their throats?

If you want a girl to smell good down there, she has to go on vegan diet, it's been proven that your diet influences your body odor and that the vegan diet makes you smell better,

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Probably because your gay.

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Same goes for cum, eating KFC and junk feed will leave you tasting pretty trash at best.

Lots of fresh fruit will make things better. You don't need to be vegan but you've got to have a lot of natural stuff in your diet.

kik?

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Deleted it, I'm not gonna look for a guy till I'm all healed and then I'm looking for a straight guy. Every guy I've been with has wanted me for my dick and that's bullshit

drinking alot of water everyday helps too.

bullshit, vegan girls have smelly vag too

What the fuck am I looking at
Jesus Christ fuck females, I feel like building a log cabin and killing deer to survive. Sick of crying, frilly, females

>Women are so often presented as sugar, spice, and everything nice

If you have a sister you realize that women are just like men when in private and you realize both men and women are fucking disgusting when it comes to odors.

However the interesting thing about women is the pheromones they produce that can make men with genes that react to those pheromones go crazy for them, the smell of a healthy pussy can vary from men to men, some will find it way more attractive than other men depending on their genetics, its some interesting shit i tell you what.

Fucking hell.

That's my problem. My mom is a tight as Christian cunt and I never had any sisters.

Yeah, some girls just have a fucked up pH. Diet can't fix everything.

then it could be genetics or race i heard people say asians smell great

my Asian gf's vagina tastes like acid and doesn't smell great either

>oh look more fags posting in straight porn threads

heres some advice: don't.

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why do we subject ourselves to this shit..

Fuck off, transgirls are better than real girls any day of the week

This is the goddamn truth for sure. Pheromones are the best drug ever.

So men will want to sex them

Because pussy smells like dead fish. It's a gaping flesh wound into the body.

thankfully she doesn't really care for getting her snatch licked so it's not a big deal

>hooked kike noses and shitholes/intestines instead of a glorious god given vagina designed to be penetrated

are you fucking retarded naturally or do you have to try?

Women wear those g-strings, the pussy side has dried vagina goo on and the back string has been chaffing against her butthole.

only virgins think women smell nice, because all they know is their perfume.

Couldn't they have gotten some that actually look like girls for their photoshoot?

they got pornstars instead of cute camwhores trannys

Go worship women that treat every one like trash, real girls are the cancer to society, entitled spoiled princesses

lmao go start a womenless state then fag.

you'll all die off either from AIDS, age, or exhaustion or some other shit. or gangrene on your dick from it being exposed to another man's asshole which is full of shit. and your state won't last but a few decades at most.

Depends what they eat as a vegan still ahahah
Foods that make pussy taste/smell nicer include sweet fruits, yoghurt, leafy greens, and lots of water. Eating meat and dairy don't effect it too much if they're eating those things in moderation
Foods like garlic, onions, red meats and even too much acidic fruit can cause a bad taste through discharge.

Whatever bitch you've been fucking with has an infection bro ahaha a healthy vag doesn't smell like fish

meh

are pussies