Gender

>gender
>age
>profession
>salary

>Fluid
>19
>Gender Studies
>The world owes me

> m
> 25
> Automotive Engineer
> $96k CAD

>binary genderfluid anti-man sasquatch
>40
>genderstudies
>15

>Have penis
>35
>sous chef at Burger King
>98K/yr

>Everything
>13.8 Billion years
>God
>10^78 particles

>Male
>39
>IT specialist no one wants because flooded job market and no slip of paper, currently part-timing in the paint department at Home Depot
>$12 an hour, 25 hours a week

>Male
>24
>state trooper
>60k

>Male
>33
>High school teacher
>88,500

>m
>32
>manager
>31k year

>male
>32
>Staff Engineer (rank 4 out of 5)
>115200$

m
38
engineer
150k

Male
41
Machinist Apprentice
$79k/year

>Male
>18
>Student
>Part time lifeguard, few hundred every month but w.e fuck the man

Do you get all hi-fivey with the other troopers when you pull over and bust the one dumbass in the minivan blatantly carrying 20 pounds of marijuana who was the decoy so the three U-Hauls packed to the roof could drive right by you unhindered?

Female
24
Waffle house
2.45 an hour but with tips nearly 10 an hour

>88,500
And all that hot teen pussy.

Word

m
25
Pharma Factory
37k/year

>male
>24
>paramedic
>$17.00 per hour

> Male
> 26
> Financial Software Developer
> $72,000 USD

>Bi-gender, but mostly identify as cis-woman.
>19
>student in anthropology and women's studies
>just trust fund disbursements. been trying hard to get an internship at a place where I can write about the oppression women faced all through history.

>Female
timestamp with tits or you're actually the male nigger who is always sleeping in a booth in every Waffle House everywhere.

>m
>23
>telecommunications tech
>50k
I like radios

How much you make as a stripper tho?

That is the guard you asshat. They keep you safe.

M
28
Finance
Student

Mostly just talent scout hot chicks and add them to my empire.

Probably a lot more than I do now

M
18
Aerospace mechanic (Boeing)
$80,000
No college yet

Manager of what

His ball sack

>That is the guard
Not wearing a hoodie retrieved from a Goodwill drop box and peed on by three different kinds of animals, they're not.

sporting goods

>Male
>29
>CISO
>$390,000 +incentives

>Aerospace mechanic (Boeing)
>$80,000
BULL SHIT
Every aerospace mechanic opening I see listed is fucking $15 an hour and LESS.

Faggot liar

What?

>m
>26
> Web Developer
>113k USD
got lucky in a huge field, never gonna get a raise again.

You heard the man

I dont know how to green text.
I'm a senior in chemical engineering, went back to school to get out of construction although I was well paid in that. God I hope I actually get a job that doesnt suck for going through this

>m
>23
>Web dev
>75k

state?

They are undercover dumbass. That is how they hide in the shadows.

Worst dubs ever received that internal trips too the gods must be on holiday

m
32
customer service / internet retailer
$15 canadian (12us) /hour

...

Lmao

>gender
Male
>age
25
>profession
Whole Foods
>salary
$12/hr

It's okay for now

You are welcome.

>makes 113k
>complains about never getting a raise again
Seriously go kill yourself.

>m
>22
>student w/ software internship
> $47 / hour

Male
44
Data center operations manager
260k last year with vested stock

>I dont know how to green text
>I'm a senior in chemical engineering
Sounds about right.

I'm not trolling you, but it's not okay, it's shit. You're literally making $1 more than a Walmart employee.

>m
>19
>pizza place worker
>9.25/hr
Sad i know, i really should have gone to college

I'm being compensated very well considering how easy my job is. I've worked way more involved jobs for a lot less.

all the lying in here

>should have gone to college
>19
Nigga. You're in the best position to go

>male
>21
>network administrator
>54k

>male
>34
>help desk / telecommunications
>28k before I was outsourced
either these posts are fictional, or this post selects for those who can brag. It's hard to imagine professionals as immature as this board.

> M
> 26
> Software
> $106,600 annually

Really? I'd think you were working your ass off there just like any other grocery store. If not, then cool.

>M
>20
>dairy farmer
>around 25 usd/hour, last year ended up around 58k

>male
>24
>EMT-B
>13/hr

>m
>32
>software engineer
>$110k

>male
>19
>software engineer
>100k

> M
> 18
> Ice cream car
> 18 °

Get your fucking FAFSA and go already! Better yet, skip the fucking monotonous, antiquated college format and use your FAFSA to go into a direct path course for cyber security.
This.

>Male
>26
>Restaurant Manager
>20000 with 4000 bonus.

The only way i would've been able to afford it was to get scholarships in highschool and i didn't do that so the only way i could go now woild be to get loans and I'm not about that

>M
>24
>Sales at a private tax firm
>Little over 100k last year
Not off to a good start this year though.

>male
>31
>school night custodian
>~56k last year

Do anything you can to get away from that crooked company.

My wife is the reason they started putting cameras in their stores. She fell and hurt her back breaking up a fight and they put an army of lawyers against us when she went to the doctor about it. Ended up firing her also. She was a master chef or whatever its called and was training to be a manager at the time.

A 29 year old CISO. RIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTTT.

male
37
college student
16k

>fuck off

>Male
>26
>Product Development/Engineer
>~$50,000/yr

It's okay for now. My job description is very broad so I get to learn about other departments and their roles. Just soaking in stuff.

Why do all our medical emergency first responders make shit fucking pay? While literally every IT dumbass/cloud center manager with a degree/cert but who still can't tether a PC to a smartphone for an emergency internet connection is making fucking six figures?

>male
>31
>IT Admin
>$35/hr

***literally bangs his own head against his desk repeatedly***
It's called FAFSA!

Intake starts at $17 then 2nd shift gratuity puts me to $17.75

On the 737 so tons of overtime, working 10 hour shifts so 2 hours of time and a half everyday, work Saturday and Sunday 2/3 weekends, Saturday is time and half, Sunday is double time. After working 128 hours in a quarter all overtime is automatically double time. Work week between Christmas and New Years which is triple time. Earn ~43 hours of sick time a year which is paid back at 160% the hourly rate. And for every 17 hours worked you get 1 hour of vacation which is paid back at 100%. Get 5.5% bonus at the end of the year of all income including overtime.

So yeah it comes out to about $80,000. I may not have a life but I make a shit ton of money for my age

Neutral
32
Frisbee thrower
$25/yr

>m
>36
>SQL Programmer spending most of my time optimizing a decade of poorly written queries.
>$25/hr, but working for a company that doesn't give raises or promotions. They don't even pretend like they don't expect you to quit after three years.

kik?

IT guy here. I agree with both questions

I have about 130k in loans. Sure, they're scary, but find something you love and that pays and you'll be fine my dude. Trust. You'll love yourself for it in a few years.

Male
48
Software Engineer
$218K + stock bonuses

Male
27
SEO
135K

>Male
>20
>Unemployed russian poor guy
>100$ per month from mother
Fuck my country, fuck myself. How to overcome it guys?

Yes but I'm not eligble for it bc my parents made too much money last year so i cant get the free loan stuff and I'm too young to claim myself as an independent so theres no way for me to go unless i pay out of pocket or get drowned in student loans

25
government man
make 100k plus bonus
pay no tax due to gobment job plus get expenses and free housing

>Pansexual
>24
>lgbtpgfbw activist.
I don’t need a salary to live my life.

>Male
>28
>Intellectual Property Attorney
>~190k

>M
>20
>equipment operator
>13/hr

Male
24
Law Student at H/Y/S.
80k if you count what my school gives me in combined loans + grants, 40k if you just count the grants. Most of this goes straight back to them, though.
Plus a couple hundred a week from RAing.

No real money now, but I'm set to make 180k when I graduate if I decide to go biglaw.

That's interesting, and if true then it's rather impressive. Have you considered going contract after you have credentials built up and making more per hour but with less time worked?

Bullshit. That would put you as a GS13 or GS14 and the government doesn't put people that are 25 in those positions.

>female
>21
>petroleum engineer
>84

Male
18
Cashier
11.50/hr

bait