Does anybody else hate it when they are watching porn and when the money shot cums they just alternate between two...

Does anybody else hate it when they are watching porn and when the money shot cums they just alternate between two camera angles repeatedly to make it seem bigger like this?

I hate it more when one dude does a whole bukkake scene on his own. Shit ain't real, and it's a turn-of.

agreed
keep it real

I'd love to see this guy do tributes or especially drown a real live human girl with that massive cumshot! Her reaction would be priceless.

find me a girl willing to do it on camera and ill do it

They have those. They're called "porn stars" and I think they're all in Vegas and Van Nuys.

You ever blasted one in your personal life? Or came inside of one?

Well, yeah... but I don't want to pay for it.
I've restrained myself and cum several times on one in real life, but I've never unleashed the full load all at once

I didn't know anyone could blow a partial load, but then again my load doesn't take the better part of a minute to finish.

Yeah, you can cum more than once if you blow a partial load

Ends up being like this

Also lol at the last part

You produce that kind of volume on the daily, or did you have to save up for that mammoth load?

I usually wait a day

Anything diet related? Supplements?

What about hydration?

I hope you get plenty of fluids in your diet. Shit!

I also appreciate how your fucking fourth cumshot of the day is still bigger than my first.

And I like how this thread on porn cumshot camera trickery became a two-way conversation about the specifics of user's ejaculate.

I have a pretty unhealthy diet, fast food once a day. No supplements. I drink probably a normal amount of fluids I guess? I've never really kept track of it
:D things can be messy
And I guess it happens

You should get kik and do tributes. You'd be super popular on there!

I've done a few tributes, but I am not a fan of doing them nor am I a fan of kik sadly

Hate to hear that, but to each his own. What are you a fan of? You just like making ejaculation vids and posting them on Sup Forums?

I mostly do the online posting out of boredom. I also post ass and just general penis related stuff

Please describe "general penis related stuff."

You straight? Gay? Bi?

like this

And I am straight, despite me posting butt pics/gifs

or this

You post your butt? Other guy's?

Also dick rate, things like that?

At best you're bi. Straight guys don't want other dudes looking at their cock, much less posting it on the internet.

My butt. My penis. I don't post other guys stuff

Sometimes I'll do it in rate threads, other times just new threads

I feel like you're wasting a golden opportunity. Your cumshots are epic and could be put to better use.

I don't get laid enough, so it fills a void
Well thanks for thinking that. I am hoping I'll just find a girl that is into showing off online so we can have all kinds of fun though

Well that was a bit of a detour. Anybody else annoyed by that thing porn does?

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And they annoy me too

Glad you find it amazing and thanks for agreeing!

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witchcraft!