I think I need to take my gf to the hospital

I think I need to take my gf to the hospital

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That would be a good idea.

pretty sure thats designed to kill anyone stupid enough to put it in their ass

That went in ur ass u fucker

is that a silicone sleeve over the buttplug? If it's glass she definitely ripped her asshole

Bahahaha bro that's just fucked

Try the asylum. Bitch is crazy.

Posting in soon to be epic bread.

Nah, you're fine. A small internal abrasion is nothing to worry about.

Put me in the screen cap

no just wash it off it won't stain the metal

This is literally the first pic I've seen in 10 years that made me want to puke.

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why just why

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how badly is she bleeding

I'm gonna need to see a timestamp

She'll be alright, have you tried sticking your dick in her to see if she is still bleeding

Then again, this message is some evidence of it being real.

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Shouldn’t have attached it to the drill.

Could also just be chocolate and jam

Pull it out gfs ass
"Oh shit look at this, let me just take a picture real quick and out it on Sup Forums then I'll take you to the ER baby."

you will be fine you virgin faggot.

>SHITposting

op fucking cease

hey i have the same buttplugs that come with that sleeve, neat.

>When your sex life demands alien technology.

Eww! That doesn't taste like a gusher!

I no joke, threw that silicone wrap that comes with the plug out today cuz I had no idea what it was. Dodged a bullet there

Give pic of asshole

agreed. for the first time I say ASS OR GTFO

I'm gonna guess the green text of this:
>goes to renaissance fair
>finds a Saracen tradesman selling wares
>wutareyoubuyinhehe.wav
>sword assortment catches eye
>come across an ornate dagger
>ornate dagger has a peculiar pommel
>that pommel is going in someone's rectum

>my gf
Most likely his own asshole, sage grows in all fields

It’s my birthday. Send me titties.

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Bloody hell.

Its not that thick. I think she'll be fine she mustve just tore a few capillaries. Tell her not to eat anything too spicy or oily and keep her fiber up for a while

God damn it, stick that shit back in her and timestamp.

Its my birthday, buy me weed.

Did you guys eat corn, or Mexican tonight? I'm getting a very pungent smell of chorizo coming off that turd egg.

Fuck you, you're old enough to buy your own weed now.

this

Stick it back in and pull it out as hard as you can. Good shit.

Aren't you supposed to enema your self before going anal?

my man i am too broke to afford goddamn ramen

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Posting in legendary anal thread

>reverse image search
>zero results found

where is op?

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In the hospital

I see you also shop on Amazon. Next time you should shit first and start with the smallest of the three in that kit.

What am I suppose to be looking at? Looks perfectly normal to me.

Why the fuck would you out that up,your arse!? Seriously did you want to rupture your arsehole!?

Do you have a source? If so we can share quarter.

>too poor to afford food, even the quintessential poor kid food
>wants to buy drugs instead of food
>the drug makes him even hungrier than before due to side effects
I'm laughing at your life, kid.

It’s like a push knife.

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That's some ruptured veins you got there OP, probably from internal hemorrhoids you're going to be hurting whenever you take a shit it'll be agonizing so whatever you do do not eat any spicy food unless you want your ass to literally feel like fire.

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Prolapse is not an emergency and neither is a fissure. I’ve had surgery because of a fissure. I suffer from bowel issues. I’m not sticking stuff up my ass. Still it should not be a big deal. Just don’t feed her spicy food for a while and make a regular doctor appointment. No ER. It’s not like it’s still stuck up there.

I can afford food but only because I work 15 hour shifts, I don't have time for a social life so I smoke weed to cope with my loneliness.

Did he take her to the ER for a fucking anal fissure? What a moron. This isn't an emergency situation. They won't do anything for it except recommend a specialist. Then when the appointment comes they'll knock her out and heat seal the spot like it's a fucking plastic bag. Case closed.

colorado

I like the idea of a weapon like that, because after I knock out the intruder...high impact sexual violence

theres poopy on that.......

kek

That's where I'm going to get married. Where in Colorado are you? I'm going to garden of the gods. It's so pretty.

I've washed it since then. Sorry for the delayed response. She doesn't want to go. Well see how it is in the morning.

Parker, please don"t send weird shit to my house.

are those jewels for real, nigga you rich

Wa wa we wa

Interesting buttplug.
Goodluck with the bloody shit show bud

R E C T A L B L E E D I N G

I’ve had worse bleeding. Nothing happened and it stopped within a week.

That's a pretty general area and what weird shit would I send? Also who complains about free stuff? That's what eBay is for

I didn't realize it was the same plug until I looked back at the top of the thread.

Which size was it?

That's not a lot of blood. Did she prolapse? If so she can get it stapled back in place.

You read that right. Also to tighten the anus back up they use an elastic band.

Enjoy

kek, I don't want dildos and shit like that, my grandma stays at home all day and brings the mail inside, i just don't want to have to talk to her about a package that's for "big anus boi" and it be xxl thunder beads inside.

This is going to happen to her now. youtu.be/HdbOB5hoeRU

Next time try sounding instead.

Ok. Is there a good place to buy weed near garden of the gods? I'm not particularly experienced.

The largest one. With the sleeve. She screamed when I put it in and even louder when I took it out, which was followed by a stream of bloody liquid shit.

if your 21 you can just go to a dispo, walk in, show your id and buy some sweet sweet dank

She has a fissure. Way to go. Probably a peanut cut her up. Next time clean out first and start small.
Anyway it's highly probable she will need some surgery. But it's not a big deal.

She didnt prolapse but she did have a nice pink suck when i pulled it out. He anus closed right back up after the bloody shitfart

When she tops me we sound. No worries m8

IT'S FUCKING DENTED
LOOK AT THAT INDENTATION
SHE FUCKING KILLED LEMMEWINKS
BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA

Yeah but anything near garden of the gods? I've bought at dispensaries before. I liked stratos pills. Thc pills I took before a concert there. I probably shouldn't have eaten 5 on an empty stomach.

Well, at least it's not wax

Well she has a fissure. youtu.be/87F6_vwJKho
Throw those things away.

rip, I get the 10 mg pills when I can but I prefer edibles or straight bud. I barely ever take dabs but there the only thing I can sneak on a plane. I don't really know any good dealers out there, sorry.

Her gfs the buttplug

Did she still make you camed?

Oh fuck yeah. We were done when I took it out

End result?

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Fresh blood (bright red) usually means haemorrhoids which as gross as they are aren't anything to worry about if it was dark red or even rusty can indicate internal bleeding deeper inside your intestines.