Why isn't she my gf Sup Forums?

Why isn't she my gf Sup Forums?

faggots

Because she's close to death.

because your fat

heh, somebody told her she had double chins and fat legs in her live stream tonight and she banned them.

bcoz u are ugly asf and she deserve big cock

i'm beginning to believe she isn't human. I think she's some sort of mythic creature. wood nymph, succubus, etc.

>inb4 roastbeef.jpg

Damn that’s cold, she’s going to go to bed thinking about that one...

Because i took too long to say anything when she was interested. and now she's in a relationship that i don't see ending any time soon.

>be me
>don't wanna be me anymore

because u will never meet her
because u are insecure as fuck
sage all the ways

i want to fuck her minuscule body so badly.

Not your fault bro. She's just looking for fuck

Thanks, Mrs. Skeltal.

thank mr skeltal

because skelingtons doesn't real

that's the thing though. they're both really happy in that relationship.
and we're still good friends too.
even gets brought up into convo sometimes
when we hand out, but it doesn't lead to
anything but an awkward silence.

Because she didn't meet the minimum weight requirement.

She would be a 10/10 if she put on a few pounds.

Because she has daddy issues, and you’re no daddy.

I think she has mommy issues.

The reason she is anorexic is because her mom is a fatass and Skeltal is afraid of becoming like her.

thank ms skeltal

How come im not your girlfriend??
Hmmmm??

What is that, some sort of skellington?

Imagine having anal sex with Eugenia:

Her colon must be so empty and nice, without shit, so your dick would be happy and clean inside there.

And don't forget that because she almost never shits, her anus must be really tight and pristine.

Absolutely amazing.

>Not 'coysmileatcamera.gif"

Skeletor?

fuck u Mr skeltal is a saint