Read a banger, leave a banger

Tell my mom that I'm sorry
I just popped an Oxy
Tell my mom that I'm sorry
I'm just fucking flossing

Yo nigga
real shit
real talk
I love dick

Ayy
Look at me
Ay ay
Look at me!
My shit
It goes skrrraaaat

The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know

When I tired I sleepy
When sleepy I snoozie
I snoozi with my uzi
I gotta snoozi no uZi

I wear shoes but I gotta choose not to lose
Too loose and you snoozin on ya caboose on the news
Twenty something shot caught dealing some pot
Couldn't run so fast from a blast that lasts

Hol up we got some nigs on the loose
Yo' cleetus go get the noose!
Ya'll darkies be in the wrong town
Come back again I'll have yo ass drowned

ballin like im pocohauntus
stacks like an orthodontist

shootin snot out my nose I don't fuck with you hoes
I wear exclusively functional clothes
My dick never works and I'll never work either
If I ever get layed, well I'll have to hide her

dead body
underage shoty
I creep on your mother doing her pilates

No money
my pockets are empty
I guilt trip my parents to give me free rentsy

N double E to the capital T
I whack it to vore and I smell just like pee
N double E to the capital T
Bet all you numales wish you were like me

nice

My dick
Is hard
They call me
The bard

Catch me out the stu slurpin listerine
Drank too much lean got me feeling like I'm on planet Sheen
Not to be mean or obscene or mezzanine
But of you green I might just hit you with my little peen

old words like a deck of cards

I eat rappers like twinkies, jinkies
I rip mics like ticket stubs
I get slept on like beds
hip-hop, I'm lyrical
you sound like someone who needs to compare one thing to understand another thing
majigga what majigga who
I sound like boris yeltzin sober
you sound like a broken record

My herb
Is sage
They call me
The mage

Lost

I'm average looking
and I don't get much pay
there ain't no woman
who'd look my way

it must be a stroke of genius
how so many girls wanna stroke the penis
if you don't believe this you can watch me bone a fetus
i jerked it and left mona lisas sow face soaked in semen
rape the clone of jesus and i'm also prone to beat it

I go to the chinese restaurant
and I order the noodles
The bitch says she cant
They don't make no strudels

omg im dying

This is good

i only hit chicks
of the highest of pedigrees
so while you jerking it i'm working it with the fliest celebrities
so many bitches are dying to get with me
isn't it fun
i'll tickle your girls bum while she's just sipping my cum
i squeeze her cinnamon buns
i like the innocent ones
when i see girls in every direction i get an erection
take a ride
i'm so horny i get a boner from looking at the naked eye

pls b real

pussy money weed needa honey and sum gs
aint it funny how i be cuz i smoked a pound of weed
now give tha crown to me cuz i got sumthin to prove
i got nuttin to lose when im clutchin the ooze

Taking cocks in the stopper no fear
Nothing he wants more than a peen against his bean
Type a nigga take a beating and say "cheers"
Chick with tits and dick he says it isn't weird
His name is OP he's a peerless queer

Good shit

Put it in my ass
Bitch im gay in class
Bitch im gay in bed
Guy inside my bed yea
Spank me till im red yea

user said my shit was good but it's really absurd
i give lessons to herbs like it's the revenge of the nerds
i'm such a piece of shit that i blend with the turds
but i wasn't shit in the first place
i'm so fucking dope i can rhyme first place with first place
and that's it for open mic thursday
oh shit it's past midnight so it's actually fucking friday
can't wait to go out and see these hoes walking
make them smell my passion fruity
go and ask a cutie if I can wax the booty
and start flashing cruelly all my cash unduly