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Love whoever is making tonight's editions

the alt right lads

>you arrive in my bedroom

Hmm

>gif
fuck off

just took the tea out of the microwave

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. For that little town is situated just on the frontier between those two States the reunion of which seems, at least to us of the younger generation, a task to which we should devote our lives and in the pursuit of which every possible means should be employed.

German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherland. And not indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in the same Reich. The German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until they shall have brought all their children together in the one State. When the territory of the Reich embraces all the Germans and finds itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come.

PRAISE KEK

WE

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empire tbqh lads

Here's where I used to live
Most depressing time of my life

soundcloud.com/ceilidh-hole-records/acid-reflex-the-knights-of-short-dickalot

mates tune

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ah yes, the stereotypical black woman who looks identical in everything. definitely not offensive according to lefties.

me irl
:^(

most stupid hair style in existence

bloody hell

need a Simon Cowell-esque hunk Yank soldier bf

the gf is a complete normie
I've hid my power level from her for years
not sure how long I can keep it up

The problem here is clearly capitalism

they dont look the same
they just have similar hairstyles

there are literally dozens of white men with 5oclock shadow, crewcuts, black hair and muscles hanging around in your generic shooter

afros are hot

looks simultaneously comfy and total shite Tbh

what is there to even do?

I'd give my left toe to move here

darkie cunt fuck off

It's tough being an incel working in an office with girls in tights

Was happier as a NEET, this is torture.

>claim to like men
>foster a masculine look
>act like an effeminate little girl

ah yes, benders. definitely not wrong in the head.

looks like one of those places you get paid to live in

Hunting, fishing, drinking or just spending all day on a shitty internet while withering away from depression like I did

the aussie bf

>having emotions is bad
hmm. interesting theory lad

thought 14 year olds werent allowed on Sup Forums though

very underrated post

"Oh dear,"
Humphrey sighs,
Mr. Bogart buying beer,
Off the M54 in Shropshire,
of all places,

He looks around,
This place is going down,
he thinks,
and it stinks,
the service station has pizzas,
smeared up the walls,
on the floors,
and,
as he sits up from his chair,
smells the smell of despair,
looks down at his Alexander McQueen trousers,
then at Toys 'r' us,
across the road,
wishing that he,
like the culprit of the red smears on his breeches,
was three again,
and allowed to throw pizza,
willy-nilly,
and be silly,
and free.

He is brought back to earth however,
when the waiter walks over to speak to him,
"Whad 'ya want then, bruvah?"
says the youth,
managing to destroy every word,
that exits from his mouth,
then he notices the stain,
"cor mate! you ought 'a get 'at checked!"
the waiter exclaims,
pointing at Humphrey's backside,
he sighs again,
and without thinking,
he quotes:
'A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz'
the waiter steps back, offended,
"You comin' onta me, mate"
suddenly the table is up-ended,
Humphrey roars as he smashes through the room,
he had reached the end of his tether,
and bitten it off,
metaphorically speaking,
of course,
the window smashes as he cannonballs through it,
and leaps into his Ford Escort,
without the beer.

I like how camp twats act like the sassy black woman stereotype

were all of you runts anal babies or something?

the posho gf

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missing the point (deliberately) but well done on a fantastic strawman response nonetheless.

top lads

*burp* GOD ISNT R-REAL MORTY *burp* SCIENCE MORTY xD

extremely bitter, lonely and depressed

Coffee, cigarette and the private eye. Feeling happy lads

Ah yes, E3

Watching all the morning planes take off and land is making me simultaneously excited and nervous to fly home. Don't know how I feel about this.

sister sent me this

I like to see Asians interact with dogs. I think to myself, "They're finally learning that dogs are friends and not food."

Anyone else think this?

drowning

really wishing i hadnt stopped going to the gym

im such a useless runt

youtube.com/watch?v=EvbHPmT2XYQ

who was in the wrong here?

Ah yes
The ol decent into madness via exile gimmick

do they bully you?

how did you get the job?

howling

Pakis hate dogs what are you on about

cringed
cringed even harder at the fact you probably thought this was funny

don't think they eat dogs really
or if they do, it's only the lower classes

this chinese guy at my uni asked me why people keep asking him if he eats dogs
he was rather confused

sounds like a blue jam monologue

/brit/ made me homophobic

Always suspicious of asians with pets

youtube.com/watch?v=Hkb-vgabexA
hate is WHACK dude

>the private eye

it's just Private Eye mate

howling
saw an east african looking guy with a big fluffy dog today
looked a bit odd but he seemed nice enough

WE

Women are automatically wrong regardless of the situation

pour that bubbly...

Obviously the woman but this is a bit unfair to her neighbours

good lad
nothing better

wait bob morley does gay stuff too? kek im gonna repost the shit out of this on the 100 tv threads

WUZ

what fucking bone structure eh

KANGS

drinking maté

FOB

Pretty sure Bob Marley was straight he has loads of kids

the 'fu

Never understood the whole deal with people beig "attracted" to such vile and filthy creatures as niggers.

AND

Looks like he can take a punch

SHIET

Outstanding post

>Tillman joined the Army Rangers and served several tours in combat before he died in the mountains of Afghanistan. At first, the Army reported that Tillman had been killed by enemy fire. Controversy ensued when a month later, on May 28, 2004, the Pentagon notified the Tillman family that he had died as a result of a friendly fire incident; the family and other critics allege that the Department of Defense delayed the disclosure for weeks after Tillman's memorial service out of a desire to protect the image of the U.S. military.

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need a Swedish fighter pilot gf

hate it when posh wankers say "John and I"

sure it might be correct (sometimes), but it just makes them sound pretentious

>yanks in charge of berets
fucking hell

so when are they gonna start sending firefighters into the towering inferno to recover the hundreds of bodies?

He needs to re-inflate his beret

>neck thicker than his jaw

THICC

yep, turned down a $3.6m contract to play in the NFL and died to friendly fire

mental

bloke's got a neck like a treetrunk

women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

NORTHERN
POWERHOUSE

SCREAMING

a e s t h e t i c

Daft bint's got her paperwork hanging off her knees

Harry Potter too

Mental how the rain forest is so stunning looking but you can literally touch anything in a 5 metre radius and have it fucking kill you.

Amazing how tribes have lived there for so long. I'd be dead within a working day I reckon.

>ywn operate with a tactical shoe-wearing waggy woof

business idea: cut it down and build farms and towns

Unironically find that look sexy as fuck.