Are blowjobs a meme? Doesn't even feel good

Are blowjobs a meme? Doesn't even feel good.

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gtfo virgin

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you've not experienced heaven until you've had your balls in a woman's mouth

You got a horrible bj then. They feel better than sex when done well.

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Your mom is a meme.

LUL

Protip, you have to facefuck the girl.

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Cut fags and addicted to porn kids have ruined sensibility on the pipis

Good blowjobs>good sex
Average sex>average blowjob
People who complain about getting awful head over and over have literally the worst communication skills imaginable.

Sauce?

buy a new dick then

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Blowjobs are literally better than sex.

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Sorry bud, your parents ruined your dick

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It's skill-based.

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I've had my cock sucked three times by three different girls and I didn't enjoy the feeling itself. Their mouths were much colder / lukewarm feeling than I anticipated, which put me off. Also when their tongue rubbed against my piss hole it felt really bad, like it stung. The only hot part was just watching them suck on it, and having a girly hand grab the base of your dick is a big turn on. Also one of them stuck her tongue out and slapped my cock against it repeatedly while going "Ahhhhh" as if opening up for a doctor, and she giggled while doing it. Pretty hot tbh.

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im 37 years old....i started fucking and gettin bjs at 15.....

in all those years....i only remember 1 blowjobto be the best of my life, my girlfriend did it to me when i was like 17.....a passionate, desperate for sex, horny teen, fast paced blowjob......those happen rarely in life.....

ive have had hundreds of blowjobs later...but not like that one....most women just suck it for the sake of it and then start fucking, they dont care

Because you had it wrong way OP, you are supposed to receive BJ, not give it

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Its literally the best feeling on the fucking planet. Having a girl lick and suck your cock for a while until you blow a load right in her mouth. Nothing better.

It's the added factor of them submitting

Oh and when she can really work it like the hand twist thing while she sucks. My god.

yea, i love deepthroat porn, but in real life sucking/facefucking is not so good as pussy

of course that they do it that way, there is no pleasure in being choked on smelly dick that loads your throat with bitter cum, it's actually surprising that any normal woman would enjoy it

Per ever 1 000 000 girls there is only one amber hahn guys, and per 10 000 000 only one heather

IMO:

Anal>rimjob>blowjob>vagene

Not the sensation strictly mind you, but the psychological aspect of it as well

Sounds like this guy has never had a two hand slurp and twist combo

Sure they feel good. But I've never been able to finish. Many girls have tried, and sucked me off for over an hour. I've had girls with no skill and girls that could go pro. No luck.

I need that pink if Imma nut. It's actually not that uncommon apparently.

pls sauce

Where is the psychological aspect in the fact that top2 of your fetishes are related to feces

Love when it's already deep and the guy pulls out just an inch or two then rams it back in. Almost giving her a breath but instead he drives that cock back into its designated parking spot.

They’re a meme but it probably varies a bit from person to person.

Nothing feels better than going balls deep in a good pussy.

There is nothing better than realizing it is flaccid and telling your gf that you are tired, sorry honey

Not if you arent a filthy subhuman that can keep it clean. I'll admit that does say something about my sexual priorities though, seeing as how they are various degrees of domination

arent blowjobs kinda goddamn dominative

You literally make the girl go mute because of the might of your cock. You transform her into handicapped person

Holy shit this made my dick solid hard. So true and you should write erotica

Can't argue with that

I've won the bj lottery. My girl and I have set mondays as our blowjob day. Not saying I don't receive them any other day. But on Mondays it's strictly my cock getting sucked and busting onto her face.

Love it when we go hiking and we find a nice overlook or a cool spot and she says "this looks like a good spot to suck your dick"

I'm cut. Had no choice, I was a fucking baby. I'll tell you though I still have the sensitivity for a blowjob. I definitely believe I don't have the same sensitivity as others but there is nothing more I love than facefucking my girlfriends mouth.

It depends on 2 things: The skill of the female and if you're circumcised or not (you lose sensitivity).

Gotta say, it sounds so good that almost fake, but I believe you, pretty nice deal

So, what do you do for her? Do you have "good ol'lickaroo thursdays"?

Good mouth feels better than good pussy no joke

Not a big fan of bjs either personally.

This, but sometimes my mood changes. A bj won't be enough if I get a craving for hitting a pawg doggy.

Sometimes I feel the same way. No I rarely go down on her. I got hsv1 aka cold sores/mouth herp.
Never had a breakout except for the time I got it. I'm afraid that when I go down on her I might be in the "shedding" stage and give it to her. Can't tell when that's happening.

I do most of the cooking. I give her back massages. Be a better bf than all of her exs.

I also deal with some bullshit. Getting to drunk on certain beverages she will over think something and start balling. She has some insecurities. Never wanted me to go downtown and sleep at my buddies house. Got to so that like twice all summer. Has some seperational anxiety.

It's all worth it though.

When I say sleep at my buddies I meant crashing there after a night of drinking. Not some gay shit haha.

So everyone facefucks their girls these days too? Glad it's not just me. Oh how I love that being normalized...so fucking hot when they're into it. I've only had one that could actually take it without choking but they all struggled and kept going..such troopers. God I love throatfucking. I need to get on tinder now

don't worry dude, she is not here, you can proudly announce the amount of cocks you pleased

anyway, I like that deal, back massages for blowjobs in outdoors, I wish I made such deal with all my gfs

Same dude, granted I'll probably never facefuck anyone other than my current gf. I'm average and she can't only get it all the way in if there is a hint of softness in my cock. Sometimes she gets it all the way in rock hard.

I'll be like "how did you get it down that time?" She still can't figure out how todo it consistently. It's not that she chokes on it. It just hits the back of her mouth and hits a road block. I'll try and force her head down farther but it just won't go.

I am a virgin not baiting but what does it feel like to get your dick sucked? Like how sensitive is it and how long did it take you to cum the first time you had one?

winrar

meh, depends, at first it felt amazing, now it's just like "sigh, ok, I'll let her play for a moment, then I'll just jerk it off for a moment and shove it between her legs"

It's all about the angle. Try with her lying on her back with her head hanging off the bed.

It feels exactly like you would imagine but warmer.

Do all y'alls girls like being tied up while being facefucked too or is it just mine? I think 50 shades really normalized all the freaky deaky stuff, even tho it's apparently a terrible example of bdsm

>Do all y'alls girls like being tied up while being facefucked too or is it just mine
I tried once with one gf, my first thought was of course "ok, time to facefuck like her gag reflex would be non existant". I shoved it, she immediately got triggered, started shouting and as a result didn't talk to me for whole day

Honestly, if you have a detachable shower head and face the hot water directly on your stem, it feels similar to a girl's tongue.
First time is always the best time

Well you need to talk and communicate first ya dumb brute

>if you have a detachable shower head and face the hot water directly on your stem
i'm genuinely surprised by how close that is to reality, nice one dude. I mean, that comparison lacks a lot of magic, but yeah, there is some resemblance

talking and communicating is for beta faggots, alpha winners like me just shove their dicks whenever and wherever

later they jerk off to hentai threads on Sup Forums, because they have no gf as a result

This holy shit. I lost a whole relationship because of a blowjob

was the bitch good?

You're circumcised

If you don't enjoy them, you're circumcised

uncut?

then you should have done it better

fucking fags these days, can't even suck a dick

in my days, when fags started to suck your dick, you either managed to run away or you prayed for your life

Hell yeah. Made me nut faster than anyone has before and I usually marathon sex because nutting takes awhile for me. Load was huge and spilled out of her mouth

>Doesn't even feel good.

Which doesn't feel good, having someone suck your cock, or having someone else's cock in your mouth?

In other words, which doesn't feel good to you, OP, getting a blowjob or giving one?

I never tie mine up. I like to grab her hair and head and just go to town. Sometimes I'll let go and she will continue to facefuck herself on my dick.
When she is drunk she really goes hard. Idk if anyone has seen Sarah Vandellas Competition scene for Throated .com but sometimes she goes just as hard as her.

I like how we are talking about blowjobs we get and later we all just meet in some shitty FB/IG threads to jerk our little dingus

Blame it on society.
Women suck at blowjobs... They are told it's something only dirty sluts do.
And men are told to respect women so... women never get good at blowjobs because we are all such fucbois that we don't want to piss a girl off when we finally are receiving sex.

Yeap...the best. So thankful for submissive women

>Doesn't even feel good.
So, you don't like the taste of cum, eh, OP? Or is do you not like the gag reflex when your mouth is stuffed too deep?

>Blowjobs are literally better than sex.
Blowjobs ARE sex. Oral sex, specifically.
It's only in porn that blowjobs are foreplay.

OP Didn't say whether he was talking about GETTING a blowjob or GIVING them.

His not liking blowjobs may be dependent on how skilled HE is and how BIG the cock is, and not on whether or not it's circumcised.
Maybe he doesn't like uncircumcised cocks.
Or maybe he doesn't like circumcised cocks.
Maybe giving a blowjob makes his jaws ache.

great picture man

try receiving it instead of giving it next time fag

ok guys, I think that this joke got little old by now

I think your mama got a little old by now

well, actually she did

whatever you say virgin

This thread is BS. Circumcised cocks are way easier to suck and get off. They're like designed for blow jobs lol.

Easier? Pray tell, draw upon your extended knowledge of the pleasuring of cut and uncut dick alike, and tell us how you felt the circumcised dicks easier to blow?

they are cool if she knows how, gotta go deep and not teeth. I prefer pussy 9/10 though.I usually like them to start out sex and get my dick hard. I can be flaccid as fuck and go to rock hard in 10 seconds with one

wtf are you talking about every women gives out blowjobs these days. Maybe you are just beta and your friends are but blowjobs are easy to get

its fucking amazing the first 2-4 times.

After that, it's mildly entertaining but not something your dick will explode from.

Anyone claiming otherwise has never had their dick sucked more than twice and are probably socially awkward aspees who fap to hentai.

No stupid extra skin in the way lol

its not the same as fapping with saliva faggot