Polandball civilization thread

Polandball civilization thread
I want a GOOD thread, so no illogical shit.
Invasions will take a while, they wont just suddenly happen

Rolls breaking the logic rule wont be counted
1 event accepted per turn.

7 decides the first event

Britain decides fuck Ireland and begins invading

France surrenders to Germany

CATALAN INDEPENDACNE!

reroll

COME ON

Switzerland takes Austria

...

Spain conquers Portugal

the turks attack the french by boat and conquer them

Russia dies

Russia swallows Ukraine.

Russians turn into communistball

ireland invades the british and somehow wins

after police brutality against voters, Catalonians spark a rebelion (red) against spain (blue)
Spain: *sigh* Im rude to these peasants once and they want independance.
6 decides next event

Britain invades Ireland

Germany takes Poland

Reroll

Portugal, wanting more land, joins the rebels and gives spain another front

Baltic states unite and invades Russia.

Iceland nukes itself

V4 is made

Still up for grabs since illogical.

reroll

Russian Revolution

Switzerland invades Austria

roll again

Spain invades portugal subhumans.

come on

reroll

Serbia take Bosnia

roll

due to welsh, cornish and scottish help i guess.

finland goes to russia

reroll

Russia goes to Finland.

Belgium takes over netherland and calls it duckistan, or just north belgium

Norway, Sweden, and Denmark join forces to form the Kalmar Union.

Spain annexes portugal

Norway gets back at Sweden and Denmark for ruling over them for 500 years and initiates a new kalmar union with the Kingdom of Norway as the absolute ruler.

reroll

Finland is drunk and decides to invade Russia
Finland: OI! RUSSIA YOU FAG GIVE ME BACH MY LAND!
Russia: ...Lesser slavs.

the rebels in spain take more land

9 decides btw

Luxembourg annexes Belgium

finland continues, mainly in the south

Rolling for

reroll

1 off, reroll again

not on my watch

Belgium annexes luxembourg

Sweden supports and joins Finland in the Russian war.

Germany turns 180 degrees and starts the 4th reich

fucking 1 offs.

1 off again lol

It's inevitable Luxembourg eats Belgium

now I'm 2 off. reroll again

Portugal invades Spain when they are busy fighting Catalunya.

germany invades French fags.

oh and again. Let me guess, its 7 isn't it.

kek

Serbia annexes Bosnia

As a Belgian this would make me very happy.

nope. just 8.

Reroll for Luxembourg

reroll

big party in england, every ball goes there

rip belgium

Denmark tries to give the Kalmar Union a rebirth, and attacks Norway!

I'm not smiling, roll system.

I'm as half-lit as Finland

supporting this.

double dubs! yay. I'm not happy.

faggots, both of you

Latvia invades lithuania

ANd that is why we aren't attacking Sweden

Papacy calls for a modern crusade

FUCKITY FUCK STICKS.

the trips has spoken

>not posting the right bgball

Spain starts yo kill every catalonian rebels and takes Catalonia again

Luxembourg eats nederlands

Denmark starts invading Norway
Denmark: C'mooooooonnnn... Just 1 small alliance?
Norway: NO! GET OFF OF MY LAND!

finland continues invading

2 decides

reroll

Portugal vs spain

What are we rolling for?

Papacy raises holy army.

reroll

Shqip strong!Albania and kosovo form an empire together and somehow invade serbia.

Reroll

Austria merges into germany

Reroll again

iceland allies with Norway

Reroll again

ugh

Poland conquers Czech republic

Australia turns up, and using experience gained from doing the same thing to our aboriginals for the last couple of centuries, kills most of Europe with tainted alcoholic beverages.

Belgium colonizes Africa once more

Grumpy finland invades moar

do you mean that the Vatican city goes to war with Italy?

It has to raise an army first right? Otherwise yes it goes to war with Italy