WWYD to my pregnant wife?

WWYD to my pregnant wife?
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avoid at all costs, anyone who has vegan tattoo is an idiot and/or crazy

Take her out for a nice meal with pleasant conversation, tell her as politely as I can that her tattoos are disgusting.

shove a stake down her throat

this

Punch her in the stomach until it miscarried and then make her eat the undeveloped fetus.

Kids of today hahahahaha they want jacking off with hands, when they have tattooed bitch front of them

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>wwyd to my pregnant wife?

>wife?

pllllleassssse put a bag ova your face
puuuut a bagggg ova your face
brown bag special ova ur face

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>they want jacking off with hands
What..
i would rather jack off than fuck that
>think of all the hotter woman i have been with
trailerpark/10

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put her in the trash so she matches her tattoos and diet.

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She's gorgeous! Do you have Kik?

I actually think she's sexy...

>would bang

I love pregnant chicks because they're usually hormonal and extra into it. But that's not even the best part. They can't get pregnant by me!

Tjanks bro

I dont have kik man

Fuck her with my meatstick up her Ass to her stomach and say "no veganerino anymore?"

Hahaha good one user

Her ass

Love her tits. They seem to be bulging a fair bit

Cute girl...too bad she has all the tats

Get those shitty tattoos removed. WTF is wrong with you?

I'd give that vegan whore some real neat and fuck a second baby into her.

fpbp that is one nasty roasty you decided to marry. Have fun with the divorce in 5 years.

Nudes?

>bouncing tits

I think it's time to set them free

I bet so much money you live in commiefornia

Topkek

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Aaaaand that's the thread, folks.

Get that trashy creature the fuck on outta here.

Not sure about post em

Pity... she looks like she was pretty cute before she ruined herself with all those garbage tats... think how much worse they're gonna look I'm a few years.

Force her to eat bacon.

Too risky

Vegan tattoo and a belly full of meat, hypocrite much.

Nothing bro. Vegan tattoo is a complete no-go. If it was me and her the last two on earth, I wouldn't procreate with her. I'd rather just jerk off.

Get Kik and add me?

barf no tits nasty tattoos and a floppy ass

Must have a real high IQ for getting all that crap ink. In a couple of years she'll leave the kid locked in a hot car while pole dancing at the club.

Also, this can be xray-able?

what kind of an IQ does it take to be a vegan and fat?

bonus points: thanks for not even SAYING you're vegan...

Maybe if i see trips

>crop pic

Forgot pic

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attention seeking faux hipster cunt

definitely takes it up the bum

Kick her in the stomach and make her eat my meat.

Nothing, because I respect the sanctity of your marriage

Her images progressively become more and more liberal/she/lesbo and she should just die.

Lmao

Put her in a room filled with nutella a d my pregnant wife so they shut the fuck up

dis bread got mandela'd

Quick question, this bitch is OP bitch?

>pleasant meal
>vegan

Fuck

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lolz, someone is about to be fucked and divorced

Agree, my wife drives me fucking mad now she's expecting... tbh so far there's been little to no excitement about being pregnant, just moan moan moan - silly cunt hasn't actually organised anything herself regarding midwife/appointments etc, then has the balls to bitch about how inconvenient the appointment times are for HER schedule.

Yesssss

sauce pls

srs question:

Do vegan bitches swallow?

Also i found her kik, someone want it?

Isn't it the moment in which this guy contacts that girl and tells her that her husband posted her in WWYD thread ?

HER KIK

bumptybumpty

>Vegan tattooed on chest for the entire world to see
Imagine being this retarded!

Lol

Wwyd ?

U are so bad OP

Help her lose that belly fat with Lypozene.
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Make her eat the sausage

I would hate fuck for sure, let's see those swollen titties

The most beautiful answer tbh

You mean steak? Retard

She looks like Lena Dunham with worse tattoos.

Yo right

Mines a bit more organized. A bit. Still fuck im tired of hearing her fart all the time. Moan. Bitch. Mood swings. Cunt hasnt lifted a finger in 5 months. Then again she earns 4 times what i do. So i just walk the dog and keep quiet.

OP, do you have any lactation/adult breastfeeding shots? Is she able to self suck? I'd pay for a custom self nursing video

Tell her one piece bathing suits may fit her body type a little better

You sad lonely man. How much and what do you want to see

If she's lactating and can self suck, I'd want to have a 4 minute long video of her passionately self nursing.

How much?

I'd tell her to eat MEAT!!!

She and the baby needs the B12 vitamin.

Thanks user. That vegan tatoo made me laugh so fucking hard. Its at the perfect spot so everybody can see it.

The new Black Panther movie looks good. But I thought he dress like a cat?

You are the one selling, I gave you a description of what I wanted, you come up with the price

Randy Savage elbow from the top rope to abort your malnourished abomination

Cheked. And 150. Shes not going to be into it tho. I asked.

Smash her face in with a brick

Make her get an abortion so I can impregnate her.

So much get

Dying your hair with harmful chemicals then flushing it down the sink isn’t vegan you thick fucking retarded bitch

Thanks for checking with her. If she's not into it I won't pursue it. I appreciate it, OP!