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Albanian riviera edition
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/balt/.

I am seriously thinking about going to Albania this summer. Roads are shit, but hey.

fuck turkgaria mate

Heard good feedback so far.
Also post Ottoman flags

Not this time, Edvinas.

Bulgarians, dont let Gayorgayans take your history just like that, just because muh orthodox brotherhood.

Majority of the roads are pretty good actually

Armenians are subhumans.
Prove me wrong.
>protip: you cant

>zergling delusions

Armenians are jews-lite, how are they subhuman?

Why are you so butthurt he isnt comming there. You are kind of landlocked? What is he gonna do there? See bombed buildings?

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I guess Albanian seaside is probably the last unexplored in Europe, if you are into kinda adventure you probably will have a good time, relatively untouched beaches, silence...

But I am into classy hotels for ex, I imagine the service in Albania undeveloped as they just discover tourism as an industry

At least they have a coast, you know.

maybe here thats their reputation, irl Armenia is a shithole of a country lower than moldovia and its inhabitants are dark and hairy subhumans

idc where he goes

Don't pass through here tatar

You are NOT welcome

Fyrom is my personal clay, srb.

Personally if I had more money Id invest in Albania, im sure they will experience some kind of a boom in the next years.

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Serbs in terms of clay really took the asshole card, no mountains, no sea, not even fucking lakes...what a bad luck.

Is there inner serb vacational tourism, like places serbs go within serbia to make vacation?

redpill me on Plovdiv, thinking about visiting there this fall

old town is nice and chill, whole city is ok

old town is one afternoon's worth of walking around, nice vibes in the pubs at night

If you are a nigger be careful.
Niggers are not welcome and you might end up fucked up in an ally corner.

>tatar deluisions

>tatar delusions
say that again, tatar

Will I blend in if I'm a white manlet?
inb4 >CHI

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Is that the Danube? Is the water clean?

lel serbs saying FYROM isn't Bulgarian land
I bet you will say Kosovo is Serbian land

>monkey delusions

it's a canyon
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Fuck me, im getting temperature during summer

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvac
There are billboards in Sofia promoting tourism in Serbia. "Visit Serbia, because it is beautiful."

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Whats YOUR excuse for not spending your vacation in Chisinau?

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>she knows french too

kek, that's worthless spending of money
only if you're an elder you could be interested in our spa tourism, we have a fuckton of them here. i live near one a few kilometers away which has the third hottest water in the world powered by sulfur

Belgrade is known for party tourism here

>sneezes
>grandma says good health
>say thank you
> mom says you're supposed to say Elhamdulillah

I almost smacked the bitch

yeah and that
we have also a few mountains worth for checking out in the winter tho, and that's all

AYO WHERE THE BULGARIAN WOMENZ AT ? :DD

Umm no? Youre supposed to say ''May you also have good health''

The Serbian border is a 30 min drive away, and a weekend in a hotel or a villa somewhere away from Sofia is still a win.

If anywhere then in Belgrade I guess
Yeah we have enough mountains ourselves, wont be a killer offer here

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Only 3000 euros and you can have a waifu and a huge family boys

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i know, many of our people living not far away from your border go in brvno in winther

anyways i forgot to address that our mountains are betty good for hiking in the spring and autumn
i spent a part of my childhood on one, it has pretty dense forests and interesting terrain for hiking

>brvno in winther
it's not brvno lol forgot its name but it's in western bulgaria, pretty popular winter tourist destination

bansko, it's overcrowded

Probably Borovo
I often wonder if its not true and its our fault that the gypsies are such scum. The soros brainwashing is working, I am confused

correct, it's bansko
>it's overcrowded
so pretty much the same like our kopaonik once it became popular... but it's expensive there, i heard it's much cheaper for vacation in bansko so people rather go there

Bansko is expensive af, many young bulgarians go to austria for skiing because here its too expensive. Other resorts different than Bansko are more affordable but still....

There are gypsy communities and gypsy communities. The Sofian gyps are utter criminal scum, at the countryside apparently there are traditional gyps who seem much better persons than the city ones.

maybe it's the "cheapest" in region, idk
i don't love skiing so idk, but our retarded people ruined them with building so much resorts and hotels

>they are literally selling human beings

so this is ok becase it's cultural and exotic in some far away country and they are gypsies

ay

What a funny place the world is
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>our retarded people ruined them with building so much resorts and hotels
same here. can you believe that all of the black sea coast used to be a pleasant place?

what's that nigga
i won't click on that shit

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yeah i can, that thing started not so long ago, right? i was in 2001. in nesebar and although i was a kid back then i remember it being very nice. i stayed in some old but quality hotel with my family, they had arcade games, billiard tables on the ground floor. and the food was nice and cheap, we ate chicken like every day. and it wasn't overcrowded as far as i can remember

It's the exact opposite, urban gypsies are becoming civilized as the control in the cities is too tight and you need to sweep streets or drive taxi cabs to survive, while provinciali gypsies are feral.

all of that is gone now. lost. to get that kind of cпoкoйcтвиe, you need to go to greece

dude youve ever passed a city gypsy ghetto?

Now its 12M tourists on 200km coast.
Greece is def better except you are into party, then I guess here

>Now its 12M tourists on 200km coast.
that's sick, but i doubt it's 12m since you have also winter tourism and some people only come for that. although if you exclude that you still would definitely get high number
i know about greece, they have luck because they have all that coast and islands
i'm worried about croatia, it's becoming more and more overcrowded as time passes and it will soon overtake your place

well, tri moreta, hrvatsko, malakistan, the black sea coast, it does not matter, it's all a day's drive away

>tfw youll never try to storm Constantinople

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tekken 7 is fun
neat that i can play online with piratebros too
anyone wanna plai?

true that
but i feel a pity i was never in croatia before it became so much popular (for obvious reasons), it's a shame they're ruining their coast now with so much people. i love comfier places not ones full of degenerates where are anglos and others

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Worst tourists are the Russians though, they behave like animals most of the time. Not intentionally to be rude, its just how they are. Anglos when drunk are annoying, but they know they cant behave here like they do in Spain for ex. Best are Germans imo, they just drink but always behave, same for Scandicucks.

Sup yall hows it going

HOW DO I DEAL WITH FUCKIN MOSQUITOS

Completely bluepilled on the german menace I see. Not your fault since they are too autistic to do anything in public, but you wouldn't want to know about their behind the scenes behavior.

my pingis has a brother pongis

Now how many German tourists would you exactly have come across, american?

my hippie cousin asks them politely to go away and says it works most of the time

Enough to have seen through their their act. No doubt the most depraved and degenerate people in Europe if not the world.

no wonder why they're such cucks

At least they don't act upon their watersports/scat fetishes in public

That's just the entry level stuff my nigger. Rule of thumb is you don't want any western european tourist in your country, they're only there to exploit naive girls (and boys) riddled with inferiority complexes. It's just not worth the profit, you absolute jews.

I thought they went to Thailand for that.

>what a bad luck
Starting expansionist wars and losing them is not luck matey

>shiptar delusions

Wherever they go, that's what they do.

Going ham, AMA

fucking normies going to bed

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How do Serbs feel about Monteniggero joining NATO?

we don't give a shit

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