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I respect what you're doing, OP.

/broship/ /boys/

Thank you

Place your bets lads. How would you maximize profits with this.

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Kill you are self OP

Conor is +700? Crazy, he should be like 1400 at least

DC would murk DC

Haha yes my friend, you see sperg op is still band for sperging out and ruining another thread so I will be taking over in the meantime

I was going to bet a little bit on conor but i feel like its not even worth it

+4000 is the correct number

t. small baller

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>Al Iaquinta seems to think he will get a money fight with Ferguson for some reason
>Also thinks he woulnd get sub'd within 2 rounds
>My fucking sides

Is he retarded? He has 1 win over a ranked opponent and that was 3 years ago before either of them were ranked. His last fight was a win over a guy who should have retired already and then he talekd about of shit about the hand that feeds him. Suddenly the is trying to jockey for a fight with the top guy? Fuck outta here

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Why does Diego look like an autistic ufc fan?

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he really needs to retire

The fighters retreat was just one big field trip wasn't it

They should have recorded some of this and just shoved it on Fight Pass for bants

>floyd -120
BET YOUR HOUSE

bros for life

"I will take that bealt from you, and I will take your health"
v. coldblooded from the red king there

>Punch a nigger that's twice your size right in the face
What did he mean by this?

i mean i have no realistic expectation of him winning

Artem was at the retreat

Bit cringey desu

Do you want the fight pass subscriber answer or the honest answer?

His brain is already deteriorated, soon he's going to die.

loll

LMFAO BLEACHED

Lads is this a good score? Ngannou's power on one of those machines from his Instagram

In contrast Sage spinning back kicked one with his shoes on and got 880

Yeah it's very good. The highest any fighter got was Tyson Pedro at 980 or something.

do you think shoes add more force or something?

I don't think those things are very accurate
Here's a quora thread about it

quora.com/How-accurate-are-the-arcade-punching-machines-at-measuring-punching-power

I reckon it bumps up the score a bit, no?

>nigger
come on man

they add some force in the same way a boxing glove does, because they add weight to your feet

velocity = mass x acceleration my guy

Is there suddenly more brits on heem? I haven't been on here much but I don't remember seeing many others.

Thanks for your help if you're still here

well seeing as it only has space for 3 digits, that's probably one of the best scores.

>velocity = mass x acceleration
excuse me

typo, meant to say force

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increasing the mass can have a negative effect on acceleration tho

what college did you go to again? consider getting a refund.

meant to say force

for sure you did

>yfw Bisping is involved in a film/television show directed by David Lynch

Yoel should get a cameo talking backwards in Cuban

>Is there suddenly more brits on heem?
Maybe, I'm new as well.

how the fuck is he escaping usada? is he just some natty genetic freak?

Is cyborg getting punished? Apparently Cyborg was mad because Magana called her ugly in a picture where she was visiting kids with cancer, and Magana made a threatening gesture before getting punched according to a few witnesses

hes like 42 as well

at this point it is confirmed he is some kind of mutant or his dad works for usada

D A N K

i just hope he stays under the radar so he can concuss bisping real quick.

imagine he heems bisping then pops right after, that'll be ideal.

probably not, did anything end up happening to kevin lee?

mommas boy isn't looking for a payday like 5 losses in a row literal who.

he said some of the ufc officials backstage told him he did great and encouraged him to act up more in the future. they don't give a fuck if you "fight" at pressers or faceoffs since so many fans are into it.

getting into an actual fight at a private thing that's not on camera might be a different story.

witebois on pooicide watch
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>heems bisping and pops right after

then its just more headaches for MW and we would never stop hearing about that. i hope he's just a freak.

SpergOP is not the one that has been making threads you goof, he's being impersonated and idiots like yourself take the bait. NotePad has not been around

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he's a big guy

it would be funny if after all this time bisping tries to duck, romero heems him and pops, at least to me

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kek

Excuse me but Francis is also french. He's our pride aswell.

Nobody actually cares goof

You do since that Syrian is knee deep in your head. Just so you know his autism wouldn't allow for threads to be made without the Title of news greentexted like you see here

;)

I've never trained boxing in my life and I still managed to get a 700 which isn't even that bad, you just gotta ditch any type of stance or technique and thrust your entire bodyweight along with the punch.

youtu.be/FYv0l8_f-MM

If i remember correctly uppercuts pretty much will give you a high score no matter what on those machines

>Based LITERALLY WHO stands up against Reebok/UFC kikes

youtube.com/watch?v=50f1wAGPGyk

Non. C'est un congoide qui n'a de papier que grĂ¢ce au faveur des funeste cosmopolite.

someone posted a picture of all the scores desuu

HEY, don't boo this man!

He's a champion, he's fought all over the world, I've got nothing but respect for this man.


>ok you can boo him now, I want my win bonus

Sort of a bitch move senpai.

However loses this probably done in the UFC, right?

They won't cut a fighter loose fresh off a main event. They'll throw thier ass to early prelims then to Bellator from there

I think Holly will retire if she loses, UFC won't cut her she still brings in viewers. Bethe is expected to lose and is somewhat of name in WMMA that can be used to test up an comers.

Eddie became my boy desu

Also look how fruity Joe is

I dont see holly losing, but if she does, she might as so retire

>I think Holly will retire if she loses

You think she'll win?

Holly will win easy

Yeah I do. Bethe doesn't really trouble her anywhere. Probably a 50-45 decision.

A bit too fruity in months.

But Poirier isnt telling anyone to boo him now. All feelings aside, the fight should have been ruled as a DQ for Alvarez for three consecutive illegal knees, with the last one being blatant. It baffles me that he wasn't paid his win bonus anyways just to avoid anything like this happening.

/ourboy/ gets a new opponent

Just a lil heeminder that June sucks

Holly made some pretty stupid decisions in her fight against GdR (who did nothing wrong) and while Bethe isnt great she's a lot tougher and will probably surprise her. Plus, she doesnt have her career on the line.

Holly is doneso I reckon

Guys! The dog was just about to emerge just before Eddie's fight was stopped, why couldn't Herb just let it happen?

Bethe is unathletic and a poor striker, she works at a decent rate though. Holly wasn't sure that she could outstrike GDR and wanted to get takedowns. She should outstrike Bethe with no problem. Plus Bethe nearly got heemed by headkick in her last fight which Holly is pretty good at.

Realistically, how well does he match against other heavyweights?

The undersmell alone is all that an needs to be champion material

Why are you trying to force this so hard?

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You're an idiot if you think it's actually spergOP that's been making threads

Another meme Japanese organisations, this time focusing on HWs. Can't wait desu.

Why are you trying to force this so hard?

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khabib btfo

212 will be good, and Lewis vs hunt and holly vs betche will be good for memes

Pretty solid ONE card on Friday.