I dont trust my gf with the pill anymore, but still want to have sex, whats a good excuse for condoms?

I dont trust my gf with the pill anymore, but still want to have sex, whats a good excuse for condoms?

Not wanting a child?

Just bust in her and get over it, faggot.

disease concerns
hpv, tell her you want to use condoms until she gets a papsmear

if she's under like, i think 23 or something in the US, they wont do a pap smear.

either start fucking her in the ass or wearing a condom doesn't stop you from having to pay child support payments.

a. you want to last longer.
b. you dont trust the pill since you head a friend of yours, etc etc.
c. you have developed some weird fetish and like the feel of it.

I`ve been on your place.

Thanks, but its more about not wanting children and I dont know about her

exactly, not until im 30 and probably not with her

Just start jizzing on her face like a porn movie.

>whats a good excuse for condoms?
>excuse

Thank you! B & C sound reasonable enough

Any more ideas?

get a vasectomy ?

I would actually if it was temporary, but want some kids in the future

adopt ?

jizz in a cup and put it in the freezer

never ever, got to be my own dna, current situation is really only temporary -> a few weeks

don't fuck for a few weeks then if you can't trust her don't fuck her

Can't go back to condoms after you went raw, feels shit

Tell her you did (and do) research showing pills bad, tell her to stop, then kys. If she says nah just show her research that shows they are callable and let the bitch understand that a baby right now is wrong.

Really though pills are only user fallibility, there must be some legal mgtow shit out there to say its on fucking her if she gets knocked up for the autistic state to understand you aren't to be cucked with

Thats what I think as well, if she fails to take the pill and decides to keep the baby, why do I need to pay? If I used condom wrong and got her pregnant, she would have all the freedom to decide whether she wants it and if I have to pay/get access to child

Just get some of those textured condoms and tell her you want to try them, cause a friend told you they're amazing. Then tell her they're the best thing ever, and you can't enjoy yourself that much without using them.

I like that!

>Just commit economic suicide, faggot.

i know right

Tell her she'll lose weight by not taking the pill. She probably needs to anyways