Oh hey, user. Mike's hard lemonade? My favorite. Why don't you just have a seat over there and we'll chat for a bit
Oh hey, user. Mike's hard lemonade? My favorite. Why don't you just have a seat over there and we'll chat for a bit
Listen, I know this just ruined your life. You'll be publically humiliated on live television and people will be re-watching your pathetic encounter with me over and over on the internet. Your wife is already out the door with kids, and there's no way you'll find a job after what you just did. Hell, I'd be surprised if you even find a place to live since now you'll have to register as a sex offender. To make matters worse, I'll give you a false sense of hope by telling you you're free to leave, which will then be followed by the most brutally unnecessary tackle by at least 8 different police officers. But hey... Here's my business card. Give me a call if you wanna know which stories are gonna make it on air and if you have anything else you wanna talk about, mkay?
Oh no sir, I wasn't planning to do anything. I know I just drove 5 hours to get here but honestly I just came to tell this young girl to be careful online. A lot of weirdos in those chat rooms, yknow haha
Oh the condoms? I always carry one with me.
oh 13???? sir I must've not been wearing my reading glasses. i thought it was 18!!
oh why did i ask him if this was a police sting? oh you know, my grandson also has access to my computer haha. maybe that was it?
B-but, I just came here to color with her.
lol hard lemonade... I haven't seen this show in FOREVER .. does it still show?
>AH YES I'M A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL HOME ALONE, FUCK I STUBBED MY TOE AND IM BLEEDING PLEASE EAT SOME OF MY HOMEMADE COOKIES
>oh sir please no, that's simply just not okay. you didn't get my permission to have my face on camera, this is wrong. i dont agree to being on live television.
All the episodes are on vimeo.
Also he did a couple of episodes last year in his new thing, Hansen vs predator.
no my brother is home, my other brother, and i said i gotta go to atlantic city.. i just stopped by.
you can put that in the fridge.