Oh hey, user. Mike's hard lemonade? My favorite. Why don't you just have a seat over there and we'll chat for a bit
Oh hey, user. Mike's hard lemonade? My favorite. Why don't you just have a seat over there and we'll chat for a bit
Listen, I know this just ruined your life. You'll be publically humiliated on live television and people will be re-watching your pathetic encounter with me over and over on the internet. Your wife is already out the door with kids, and there's no way you'll find a job after what you just did. Hell, I'd be surprised if you even find a place to live since now you'll have to register as a sex offender. To make matters worse, I'll give you a false sense of hope by telling you you're free to leave, which will then be followed by the most brutally unnecessary tackle by at least 8 different police officers. But hey... Here's my business card. Give me a call if you wanna know which stories are gonna make it on air and if you have anything else you wanna talk about, mkay?
Oh no sir, I wasn't planning to do anything. I know I just drove 5 hours to get here but honestly I just came to tell this young girl to be careful online. A lot of weirdos in those chat rooms, yknow haha
Oh the condoms? I always carry one with me.
oh 13???? sir I must've not been wearing my reading glasses. i thought it was 18!!
oh why did i ask him if this was a police sting? oh you know, my grandson also has access to my computer haha. maybe that was it?
B-but, I just came here to color with her.
lol hard lemonade... I haven't seen this show in FOREVER .. does it still show?
>AH YES I'M A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL HOME ALONE, FUCK I STUBBED MY TOE AND IM BLEEDING PLEASE EAT SOME OF MY HOMEMADE COOKIES
>oh sir please no, that's simply just not okay. you didn't get my permission to have my face on camera, this is wrong. i dont agree to being on live television.
All the episodes are on vimeo.
Also he did a couple of episodes last year in his new thing, Hansen vs predator.
no my brother is home, my other brother, and i said i gotta go to atlantic city.. i just stopped by.
you can put that in the fridge.
Oh so YA LIKE GAMBLIN?
i'm not gay, or anything. i'm just sayin.. no, i'm just sayin, i'm straight, i'm just sayin.. no i'm just sayin.
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I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT
you seem like law enforcement.. i happen to know law enforcement..
gay romano is my fav predator, but... two words, roleplay chatroom dude.
who could forget this guest appearance
i dunno, i'm just a tagalong
no shit. i think this guy goes to my gym. whats his name again?
Sir, I was just checking on her to see if, you know, if she was ok. Because I was worried that she might not be ok, because she said her parents weren't home right now and, you know, she's all by herself and she might want someone she can talk to, you know.
*sips empty can of rockstar for 10 minutes*
Listen here you cis scum, I am a trans child fluid person trapped in this body. I just wanted to come here and play and now your here oppressing me. Oh those chat logs? Those evil Nazi's are setting me up to give my community a bad name!
you wouldn't arrest a time traveler, would you?
What's your meaning of still breathing?
fkin ur mum m8
His name is John Kennelly
Shit, this was meant for
I don't remember a lot of predators using the "I always carry a condom on me" excuse
>roleplay chatroom dude
>two words
Lucky I don't care for pedos