Echos are now {{{}}} due to >recent events.
>List is extended
>List no longer URL based (this can be re-enabled by editing the Javascript, stated at the top of background.js).
Updated the two images that are used by the program.
mediafire.com
Coincidence Detector V2
Isaac White
Other urls found in this thread:
clisp.org
stackoverflow.com
archive.4plebs.org
bit.no.com:43110
a.pomf.cat
mediafire.com
mediafire.com
en.wikipedia.org
genealogy.familyeducation.com
pastebin.com
twitter.com
Jaxon Green
Slid pretty hard...
GG JIDF
Justin Rivera
Nice
Adam Cruz
Bump.
Daniel Bell
>recent events
Why bother changing the parentheses? It's not like jews putting parentheses around their names voluntarily defeats the purpose of the coincidence detector.
Also, is there a version for firefox? Fuck chrome.
Asher Nguyen
>{{{}}}
Please don't. ((())) made me think of CLisp and the Jews behind it:
Anthony Baker
How do you install this?
Dominic Bell
NIDF is trying really hard now.
Brayden Fisher
This is a hilarious program but if you need a detector to sniff out a Jewish name you could use the practice
Dylan Rivera
If you want to edit the code to return the normal brackets, you can replace the top paragraph of "myscript.js" with:
function echo(s, factor) {
var left = "";
var right = "";
for (var i = 0; i < factor; i++) {
left += "(";
right += ")";
}
return left + s + right;
}
>notice how +left and +right are "(" not "{"
The image has been edited with the curly brackets, but you can edit the jpg yourself if you want to change the curly brackets on the icon itself (or replace it with the original which I have attached).
Sebastian Fisher
This is nice.
I'm amused to see forks of my code.
Isaac Russell
I, too, know jack crap about computers. How do you install this guY?
Aiden Perez
Extract it then follow this:
stackoverflow.com
It's an updated/modified version of the original.
Original found here:
archive.4plebs.org
Jayden Diaz
There's a link to instructions here.
Alexander Lewis
You goys are the best goys! Much appreciated!
Dominic Walker
Here's a full 'log of changes' [change and log as a word is filtered?] and a few ways to 'customise' your version if anyone's interested:
>Extended list
>List no longer URL based (this can be re-enabled by editing the Javascript, stated at the top of background.js).
>Loading image replaced with spinning 'special star'
>Image edited with curly brackets, V2 at the bottom right and a 'suspicious figure' in the background
>Version number changed to 2 from 14.88
>Parenthesis 'echos' use {{{}}} instead of ((())) - to distinguish between real coincidences, and those that people choose to fake to screw with the detector - see if you want to return to normal, or download the original
>HTML page has been edited with {{{}}}
>Readme,md has also been modified with V2
There's not much difference to the original, just an extended list, no longer linked to a github URL (which does mean however that it cannot be updated).
_________________________________
If you want the old brackets and can't follow , then you can download the original at .
Copy 'myscript.js' from the old one, to the new one (V2) to return brackets to normal but still use the new version edits.
To use just the updated list of the new one (which contains every name from here: wikipedia - Category:Jewish_surnames) then simple copy "background.js" from the new one, to the old one to 'update' the original list, but keep the original format (icons, version number, etc).
Nathan Thomas
Not working, senpai.
Grayson Miller
I'm disappointed by this extension.
Shit is slow to load, and blocks every page I load while it's traversing the DOM.
Also, why not make the code as generic as possible so that it doesn't references jews at all.
Then the users could just manually add sources, and no one can say anything.
Jordan Phillips
o shit m8
I should probably have tested this before uploading it.
God damn, give me a few minutes here to see what I buggered up
Because I suck at javascript
To be honest the loading times might be an issue, the list is extremely long.
The original can be found: archive.4plebs.org
>it's probably made a lot slicker than my edits to be honest
Ayden Carter
Version one works for me, but only has a fraction of the Jewish names from the list.
Jack Morgan
do you mind explaining what the fuck is happening in this thread?
Owen Gutierrez
I fucked up the code big time.
Editing the original with a longer list and image updates, but managed to break the code.
Just get this version: a.pomf.cat
The original works fine but has a smaller list.
I'll come back later on when I fix my shit up. (I only wrote the broken edits, not the original).
Thomas Russell
I need you to start from the beginning. I feel like you're talking to me as if I hadn't been on Sup Forums for three years.
Asher Bailey
Lurk more
Jeremiah Gonzalez
There's been a lot of 'coincidences' going on, and somewhat recently a way of detecting such 'coincidences' was created.
Regular anomalies in the space time continuum.
Carter Jackson
I feel insulted. I doubt you can lurk moar than I do, unless you're a neet.
what is a coincidence to you? da joos?
Carson Price
You catch on quick friend...
Henry Stewart
> tfw I tried to be nice by not saying "lurk moar faggot"
Levi Bennett
I didn't really feel insulted, burgerbro, that was just a way of talking.
Luke Johnson
You're doing God's work, user
Ian Harris
I think it's because I tried to put unicode text into javascript.
I thought it could handle that?
I know batch can.
Oliver Lopez
>check catalog
>like 15 shitposting threads up and some kike spamming porn
Whats being slid?
Jeremiah Wilson
why not just use a different font or color for the parentheses so that you can't fake it? changing it to brackets loses meme power
Jason Reyes
just escape it like "\u0043"
Robert Brooks
Ah that's right, I'm too used to batch - my javascript is a little lacking.
Javascript can't handle unicode, my bad.
I'll fix it up.
>mfw I have to now search through more than 1200 entries of names to find unicode characters
well fuck
Camden Scott
what the fuck am i even looking at here, what is it supposed to do?
Adrian Rivera
It's supposed to highlight 'coincidences'
Unfortunately I used unicode characters in the javascript because I'm mentally retarded it seems, and broke the code.
The original works fine:
a.pomf.cat
Jaxon Bell
The (((BLACKED))) porn threads just got deleted
Xavier Young
Finally edited out all that unicode and replaced the characters.
Let me just test this, and if it works I'll reupload V2 (but this time actually have it functioning).
Anthony Wilson
Alright, I've fixed the code, and the list is extended.
I'll reupload in a few minutes with the fixed version.
Angel Butler
There are currently 1,417 entries in the new list.
>pic related is an example of what this means
Upload imminent.
Nolan Moore
FIXED.
I repaired the unicode bug, and returned parenthesis back to normal.
mediafire.com
Jeremiah Walker
Firefox when?
Justin Roberts
I'll just have a look at that.
If it's similar enough I'll just convert it.
Adam Brooks
ty britfriend :)
Aiden Clark
Nice
Michael Powell
I'm having a problem. Whenever I drag and drop it in the extensions, it works normally. However, when I try to click on enable in incognito mode, it stops working. If I try to click on enable again, it doesn't even work in normal Chrome. It deactivates itself every time I close the extensions tab.
Nathan Clark
Windows users need to do a few extra things:
stackoverflow.com
Charles Myers
It doesn't seem to happen for me, so I'm unsure how to debug it.
Kevin Thompson
Its working for me
Ryder White
Thank you. I finally got it to work.
Don't worry. I just had to do what said. What do disable case sensitivity and echo factor?
Nathan Ortiz
I've got to do some work, I've been messing about with this all day.
But here's the final version:
mediafire.com
>pic related - I extended the list - this could cause lag on slow machines
Hunter Mitchell
The list is pretty long and has names like first, last, test and top in it (those are just the ones I've seen)
Of course, problem is with these names, is that they're also words, hence you'll see random shit highlighted sometimes as well.
Jace Walker
Why are the months of the year, countries, and cities also highlighted?
Jonathan Jenkins
Now it works, thank you user.
Gabriel Clark
Everything on these lists is highlighted:
en.wikipedia.org
genealogy.familyeducation.com
Only problem is, random words also seem to be Jewish.
Try these out for size:
Said
Top
Last
Test
First
Don't - (don)
Fine
Da
From
New
and my personal favorite detection: Sup Forums
These came from: genealogy.familyeducation.com
If you want a less touchy one use this:
mediafire.com
If you want something that will detect anything with even a hint of Hebrew then this thing is for you:
mediafire.com
>Extended list may give false positives on stupid words
>The version pre-extended list will not do this, but is missing about 5000 entries.
Levi Jones
What does echo factor do?
Julian Martinez
o damn, it triggered it anyway
3 = (((detected)))
2 = ((detected))
1 = (detected)
0 = detected
There you go.
Jordan Sanders
Can you fix the random words it detects?
Lincoln Cruz
Thank you.
Brayden Adams
Yes.
If ever you find a word that it detects that it shouldn't do this.
>Find the directory of the Coincidence Detector V2
>Within this folder there should be the core files for the extension
>Find "background.js" [back this up if you're worried] and open it. (personally I use wordpad [not notepad])
>Hold 'ctrl' and press 'F' - this is the find function
>Now type in the word it is detecting that it shouldn't be and click 'find'
>remove it's line, e.g: "word",
>everything on that single line should be removed now, and that line no longer exists
>save over your 'background.js'
>disable then re-enable the extension, or refresh the list
This means, in the future, when I'm not around, people can fix their lists.
Over time, it should get more and more refined with every edit you do, until only 'suspicious' names are detected.
Samuel Walker
Nice, but I don't use chrome. Couldn't you take the old greasemonkey script and just change the website name source in it so expand the list?
Michael Bennett
I've got the full list here if you're interested:
pastebin.com
To be honest, my javascript skills are pretty poor, and I don't have any experience in writing browser extensions.
The only languages I know are batch, LUA, and a little bit of C.
I'm usually just a guy who edits pictures around this place.
Liam Young
I meant to respond to with
Nolan Thompson
Wow I messed up again.
Impressive.
Let's try this:
see I can't believe I messed up posting twice in a row.