Be me

be me
be 13
be antisocial metalhead
school makes shitty shirt of mascot dabbing
everyone hates it
kid says at least its not metallic blue
mishear him and think he was dissing on metallica
call him out
embarrass myself
mfw this was 3 months ago
mfw i still sometimes cant sleep over it

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But Metallica is bad tho

Lmao come back when your 18 OP
Lurk moar you sick cunt

>13
>3 months ago

This is bait

If you are an anti-social metalhead, and someone talks shit about one of your favorite bands, I don't see the harm in calling them out.

Is it just the embarassment part that's keeping you up?

>Not noticing fresh b8

go to see Shriekback play live at "the Club" in collingwood

place is packed

everyone's jumping up and down

Barry Andrews actually asks for a request

i really want to hear them play "New Home"

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i shout it out

because the crowd is yelling, the first word is drowned out and it sounds like i'm shouting "GO HOME"

slink to the back of the venue

leave

never forget it

that was twenty-two years ago

MODS

>be me
>be 13
Mods!

notmetalfag

Shit tier b8 kys
>Fields
>sage goes in all of them

MODS

it's very easy to spot the pre-teens, even on an anonymous image board.

they are the ones who have to shit on everything. nothing is cool enough for them. no scalpel has an edge like theirs. you could mention the ultimate, coolest shit to them and they'd roll their eyes and sneer "lame".

pre-teens are too insecure to endorse anything. saying you like something leaves you open to attack - because you have to defend it. shitting on anyone and everything is much safer.

> harvey birdman, what a lame show maaaaaan

So then you’re between the ages of 13 and 14 depending on your birthday

Don’t feel bad though, everyone has had something like that happen.

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Nigga I've been on here for 8 years, I'm 18 now. So word of advice, don't post your age until you're 18. Good luck with the ban you little faggot.

I hope this is bad bait.

same here except 9 years and 19

did you also develop fetishes for rape, furries, small children and bdsm through being on Sup Forums during puberty

Thanks op. Gave me a good chuckle.

SAD BUT TRUE

>this isn't even in fucking greentext.

Been here 300 years but just turned 18, i liked traps before they were cool, smoke American spirit and drink pabst, fuck men

You're one of those fat prairie-niggers that walks around school with an unwashed jeans vest and multiple band patches on it, aren't you.... MEGADETH FTW FUCK YOUUUUUUU

How old are you bro? You're losing sleep over nothing.