Dubs tells me what to say

Dubs tells me what to say

I like your fancy clothes!
Wanna fuck?

Hey there hot stuff, I'd love to be friend with you. Question is, I have a thing for dogs and horses, if you know what I mean.

If you share the sentiment, feel free to let me know, I'd like to spend time with someone who likes the same stuff I do :)

Before we become friends, I'd like to see a picture of you naked. It would tell me if we would be good friends or not

I'm HIV Positive, how about you?

Heil Hitler

And I'm sure you've got a cock on you like a champion. May I see it?

Sonic the hedgehog is the only thing I love in this world

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I'm madly in love with Hitler though. I can't be friends with anyone else

I hate jews

You should know now I consummate my friendships with 8 hour scat fuck sessions

oh shit lmao fam

now, will op deliver

Mr Bones, let me get on your wild ride.

WINRAR

Checked

>I hate jews
You forgot niggers

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OP WE'RE WAITING

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Jesus. Faggots. Don't post these threads if you won't deliver.

for fucking real

Lol

>OP confirmed a faggot

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I hate Asparagus

lol i didn't want dubs let alone dub dubs i just wanted to turn this spiderman thread into an asparagus hating thread

I'm trying not to lose faith in you OP, but it's slippin' fast

Lord of dubs

You could at least say you hate asparagus instead o jews. This is a hilarious coincidence.

YES!!! Bow down to the destroyer of asparagus ... PEPE likes Brussels sprouts

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