What should I say to my date I'm eating with in a restaurant rn?
What should I say to my date I'm eating with in a restaurant rn?
Want to see my hentai collection?
Try "Hey, I'm sorry I'm such a fag that I had to use the phone during dinner. You should probably just quit wasting your time with a pathetic douchebag like me.:
thats gonna turn to poo you know
Tell her to spread her asscheeks
Take pics
"Check out this thread I made on Sup Forums"
Hey bitch.. stop eating brain fog inducing carb mush, you stupid slut. Show me your bloody pussy crusted panties
Say something completely random. When she looks confused, say "Sorry. I didn't mean to say that out loud. I'm having a really great conversation with one of the voices."
“Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx’s asshole?”
If dubs u pour whatever ur drinking on her and leave
"That's a really nice hoodie. Can i talk you out of it?"
Did it hurt? When you fell to earth from heaven? Cause it sure as hell fucked up your face.
So.....you're balding too?
So how long ago did you have the operation? Do you miss having a pen's?
screw the girl yell some gay shit at that old guy
Tell her "nice pasta, newfag" and then start screaming "SAGE" at the top of your lungs.
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Tell her you are on "b" and she needs to show tits or gtfo
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say this
Hello m'lady. I just farted and shitted and camed my pants. I have to respectfully ask you to put some fuckin' respek on my name. Enjoy your meal.
I'd say.
Hey i found you on reverse image search.
Were you born in a highway? Because that's were most accidents happen.
WOLF BLITZER IS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!
If dubs, you pour whatever you're drinking on YOURSELF and leave
Ask her when she turns 15