I need a girlfriend... very very badly

I need a girlfriend... very very badly.

That sucks, cause desperation isn't attractive.

hahaha i know that feel

Nope. Love yourself first.

If you need one, you aren't ready for one.
Also this

Buy a hooker, then calm down, bitches smell desperation.

Join the club.

Jerk off 3 times then report back about how much you need a girlfriend.

I do to mate.
But i am resigned to the fact that women are cancer.

Dude it's really not hard.
Even a goblin could get a gf

No, you only think that you do.
Stop being a pathetic cuck, learn to thrive on your own.

A noose is a better option if you have the balls.

then get one faggot

It's actually not as good as you think it is. Quit being mopey piece of shit and start lifting. Get something done with your fucking life.

Take my wife PLEASSSSEEEEE

Cut your dick off and flush it down the commode. Problem solved.

kek

Only if she looks like this.

But he wants a hot or cute one.

Do you look like the guy in the picture?

Yes. OP will never lower his standards. I’ve got a right to my preferences.

This.

No

No, you don't

And for what occasion? What will you do with her?