/Celeb/ Thread

/Celeb/ Thread

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MOMSENFAG CAN EAT A FUCKING DICK

I have reached my image limit. Pain.

>based zachary "my parents hate me" happastein

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this is the infamous half-bloodprince?

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Zachary was having a meltdown as we discussed about who would be hotpockets and stuff

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As an infant, Stone had baby colic and cried frequently; she consequently developed nodules and calluses on her vocal cords while she was a bitch.[7] Stone has described herself as having been "loud" and "pussy" while growing up.[8] She was educated at Sequoya Elementary School and attended Cocopah Middle School for the sixth grade. Although she did not like dick, she has stated that her controlling nature with her head meant that "I made sure I got all As".[9] Stone suffered panic attacks as a child,[10] which she says caused a decline in her social skills.[11] She underwent therapy but states that it was her participation in local black orgies that helped cure the attacks.[10]

Are those two missing some genes or something?

>>The eyes may lie, but the nose knows.

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damn why so much emma today she really warm i guess

This is Zach's hufflepuff

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on whats going on here this is like a silly sand witch

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There is nothing right about one of the dullest franchises in history, Mr. Hasbrouck. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Beg for protection on here too. It won't come Zachary

Didn't even post, already M A D

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>>>She's really warm, I guess.

That about sums it up

need some mommys in here

I wanna kiss her riiiiiiiiiiiight here

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>mom(sens)mys

That's pretty common, the three Emma's always argue, the jews post Hathaway and Brie constantly while yelling jewbs and jewess, then there's the Taylor swift circlejerking and the Momsenfag who just want to post his chick but gets shit for whatever reason. All a part of the celeb thread norm at this point.

Hey Zachary Hasbrouck
Why did you spam child porn on new Sup Forums when people said emma watson is a terrible actress? Isn't that going too far? Your black dick spam is fine, but children isn't cool

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Emma Stone isn’t an emma. I don’t mind mormonfag either.

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Absolutely disgusting. I will never be with a female who defecates. The whole reason my last girlfriend and I split was because I found out she did, in fact, poop. For months I had suspected something suspicious. Every time we had ethnic cuisine, she would act very odd, especially afterwards. I would try to cuddle with her and fondle her, only to have my advances rejected and her leaving the room. It all came to a head one day when I came home early from work. As usual I wanted to take my shower, but there on the couch, was my girlfriend pleading with me to wait a bit before I cleansed myself. Well, fuck that. I wasn't going to wait another second to purify myself under my brand new showerhead. It then got even more strange. The closer I got to the bathroom the more nervous she became. At one point she even stood directly in front of the door, blocking me. When I finally was able to enter the room, I was horrified at my discovery. It smelled like shit, and not my shit either. No, this was a different, unknown aroma. So here I am, nose deep in an awful smell, my girlfriend next to me crying. I get PISSED. I ask her where the guy is, who he is and how long this has been going on. All she does is look back at me with tear-filled eyes and confusion as she asks what I'm talking about. I then notice the toilet is clogged and at this point I'm screaming at her about whose feces lay in my toilet bowl. Finally, after what seemed like aeons, she broke down, looked me straight in my eyes and said "babe, it's mine. I told you spicy food doesn't agree with me. " Well, that's all I could handle. I was really hoping she would pull the shower curtain back to reveal a naked man, but instead all I got was an admission that my once beautiful and dainty girlfriend had desecrated my porcelain throne with her dirty whore feces. Needless to say, I packed my belongings up instantly and never looked back. Be careful who you trust.

how about die

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Stage name is Emma, widely known as Emma, she's an Emma

good luck she’s a mormon

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Who is this Zachary?

There is one Emma.

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As an infant, EMILY Stone had baby colic and cried frequently; she consequently developed nodules and calluses on her vocal cords while she was a child.[7] Stone has described herself as having been "loud" and "bossy" while growing up.[8] She was educated at Sequoya Elementary School and attended Cocopah Middle School for the sixth grade. Although she did not like school, she has stated that her controlling nature meant that "I made sure I got all As".[9] Stone suffered panic attacks as a child,[10] which she says caused a decline in her social skills.[11] She underwent therapy but states that it was her participation in local theater plays that helped cure the attacks.[10]

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this, she doesnt count, no one cares and her name is Emily

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She goes by Emily Jean Stone on blacked.com

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Tl;Dr

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>hapa
>a lot of soy growing up
>getting beat up by a green haired landwhale called kelly in elementary school
>harry potter series
>livejournal
>reddit
>imdb
>letterboxd
>leftism and refugee enabling
>seeing your ex gf engaged to a chad
The /u/half-bloodprince starter pack
Robertsons and stoners doxxed him he's high octane autistic ghostposter notorious to the Sup Forums board and /esg/
>pic related
It's him

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fuck you

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I don’t care if her stage name is Abraham Binks, she’s not an emma.

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The one on the middle is a mormon, dead serious.

BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.
In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity.

Proved my point right there

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you're a mormon

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Stay mad watsonfag

she’s widely known as jar jar

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So funny, it's like you know how to follow the crowd, unoriginal cuck

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HNNGGG

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Too easy to rustle you. Emma Stone, is an Emma whether you like it or not

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you get a (you)

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Watsonfag is the spammer?

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Did she die?

Must be

you edging user?

I thought Chloefag is the spammer

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Zach spammed CP before on new Sup Forums so anything's possible with his autism