Phillies vs Rockies @Citizens Bank Park Gamethread

TOnight

Phillies
1. Cesar Hernandez 2B
2. Freddy Galvis SS
3. Aaron Altherr LF
4. Tommy Joseph 1B
5. Maikel Franco 3B
6. Odubel Herrera CF
7. Cameron Rupp C
8. Michael Saunders RF
9. Jerad Eickhoff SP

Rockies
1. Charlie Blackmon CF
2. D.J. LeMehiau 2B
3. Nolan Arenado 3B
4. Carlos Gonzalez RF
5. Mark Reynolds 1B
6. Gerardo Parra LF
7. Alexi Amarista SS
8. Tony Wolters C
9. Jeff Hoffman SP

This game also marks 1 month since I have started watching baseball. Every Phillies game since then.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

So what are the chances the Phillies win at least one in this series?

Slim to none.

Hopefully some heads will roll after we get swept.

Hopefully hitting 7th will teach Doobs to TAKE A FUCKING PITCH

Found a pic of eickhoff

He got through the Kyle Kendrick Nightmare inning, Now he just has to get through one of the many Vince Velasquez nightmare innings

6th for Rockies win

>Rockies have a belly itcher on the mound
Rockies confirmed for winning 1-0 on a game winning balk

Why does he always sweat so much?

I'd almost say it's guaranteed, we can't seem to get a full sweep this season yet. Should be good games, though.

Lets hope so. I always like entertaining baseball.

Well, >we did sweep the Jints

>Altherr's BA dropped 40+ points in a week

Quick inning

Cargo is getting hot again

Can we finally expose Mark Reynolds for being a literal blind man?

fuck

Tight defense on both sides so far

I just want the phillies to be atleast average is that too much to ask?

yes

IT BEGINS

It's what we've wanted for years, my friend.

God fucking dammit that was strike 3

Attaboy Charlie!

Saw that coming.

seriously i have no fucking idea why we haven't replaced all umpires with robots

Just call the game, pete. There's no way we can win

This is fun

>tfw finally a team with enough fans to make a game thread

That should be interference.
Sucks that him and his daughter are gonna get kicked out, but that's how it goes.

>It's the Phillies

IF THESE MOTHER FUCKING NEW YORK REVIEWERS DO THIS ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD

git kekd

FUCK YOU NEW YORK

Did the organ player die at Citizens bank park? Game has been way to quiet.

youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Hoffman is looking real sharp. I wondor if Chatwood is sweating yet

Appropriate theme to current phillies.

at worst he goes to the bullpen which would make our bullpen exceptionally beautiful

I know. That's why I picked it.

PARRA

Never ever on base.

Thank you Altherr

Thank you ToJo

...

Hoffman's first hit!

What the fuck was Nolan doing there

>tfw have a shitload of homework to do but addicted to watching the rockies

>admitting to being in school.

Hoffman is so good

im in college whats the problem

Nothing. I'm just wondering why you still have homework after the semester has ended.

ROOT bullies Spilly too much

hasn't ended yet for all schools

What school do you go to where you're still in class?

one that starts in september and ends the first week of June

Alt Air is the only bright spot for this team right now.

What school is that? Colorado?

im not going to tell you where i am thats creepy dude

A Double(Still bouncing between Double A and A Double), assuming he isn't just Dom Browning it up is a real good hitter and a tremendous defender in left. Though his arm is a question mark

Fine then. I don't want to buy you beer and chicken wings and watch the Rockies with you anyway.

kek the day I meet up with somebody from Sup Forums is never

>Get a LEADOFF DOUBLE
>Can't even get him to third

>He hasn't met up with people on Sup Forums
I've met some really good people because of this place.

What a game by Hoffman. The bullpen needed that tonight.

Can't really blame him for wanting to keep his butthole pure.

>7IP 3H 1R 0BB 7K

Need to give your bullpen a rest? Just play the phillies!

>against the Phillies

Not an accomplishment.

So the 2009 World Series isn't an accomplishment because it came against the Phillies?

██76075399

>*against the 2017 Phillies

Is that better?

>falling for the college meme

>hypnotize comes on
Saunders time

Why do the Phillies play moonman?
I thought the Red Sox were the racists.

Which means an easy out for the LOOGY

>Saunders has a tragic hairline

...

It's okay, Whitey will get a hit, then Herrera will strike out on 4 pitches out of the zone

welp, bedtime

Wow, the rockies got a replay in their favor

Don't hurt our catcher, phils

Got back just in time to shitpost.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>phils

>Follies

Damn, I guess Holland won't get save #20 today.

Nolan fucking CRUSHED it

Tacos confirmed.

Peace be unto the ball

NOLAN BOMB

WE GET TACOS

>Gonzales somehow remembered how to hit a baseball

Game.
GG Phillies.

GG Phillies. We'll see you tomorrow