Hi Denizens of Sup Forums, how are we all today? Is this even reaching you through the ocean of porn threads?

Hi Denizens of Sup Forums, how are we all today? Is this even reaching you through the ocean of porn threads?

If so, how is your life, what's going on, where are you from, what brought you here?

soon

Elon is God

I'll bite.

I'm alright, got an assignment I should be working on but instead I'm procrastinating here. Life is alright too, I guess, although it's not like it doesn't suck at times. From Britbongistan.

How about you OP?

What is the assignment if I may ask?

I'm right myself, just working, sleeping, surfing the web, that's about it really. Just taking it easy as I can, from Aussieland myself

Stfu and post more open faggot.

Couple thousand words on Critical Thinking, I'm retarded enough to study philosophy at uni.

What kinda work do you do?

Level 2 CFA candidate here. Exam's in June. If I don't bust out 3-5 hours a day studying, I'll be doing this again next year.

YLYL - the only thing that makes me smile anymore.

Studying philosophy huh, I would imagine it is interesting at times though,

I finished highschool without a plan of what to do, right now i'm doing an apprenticeship as a chef, so I suppose that's what i'll be doing for the next 4 years.

I had a good job interview on Monday, and now I'm just waiting for the phone call.
My life has gone downhill since my dremel charger blew out so now I can't make anything.
I came here to view celebrity porn while I eat my bran flakes.

Hopefully you get the job then, what would that include doing?
>I came here to view celebrity porn while I eat my bran flakes.
sounds like a good plan

I slept for two hours and woke up at midnight, couldn't fall asleep so I'm on here now

Oh it's definitely interesting, I just have limited career prospects afterwards. If I found a job for around 18k/year I'd drop out and go work, I can learn philosophy in my free time, the degree wouldn't help me that much.

Apprentice chef huh, what kind of cuisine is it? Are you working on the line yet? Try not to get into hard drugs or anything, it's pretty prevalent with chefs cause it's such a high paced, high stress job. Smoking is also bad for you, so avoid that if you can.

Good luck with the job, user.

Good luck, study hard! Don't disappoint me.
>YLYL
I used to go into those threads, they're not as good now I don't think

Go bed

At the moment I am doing whatever trend my cafe follows and the owner wants to pursue
>drugs
Yeah it seems like a very common thing, my headchef and the other chefs in my kitchen are all really good lads and have kinda been helping me through the last year and getting me up to speed on what it means to be a chef.
But I haven't taken and plan to never take drugs

Have a glass of warm milk

The job is for one of the European government, and I'm concerned about the ethics of it -- I'll be scrutinizing farmers' fields via satellite imagery, and mark where there are bushes or big puddles. The computer system will then subtract those objects from the field's total area, so the farmer will get X% less in subsidies from the EU.
So basically I'll be helping the globalists hurt farmers. But I figure if I take the job and do it poorly, that's better than if someone with fewer scruples than me were to do it.

Ah, a trendy cafe kinda thing? That's pretty neat, I guess you've made boba and stuff like that then? It's nice that the chefs are friendly, I think it being a cafe will help since it's not as intense as a restaurant.

What do you intend to do after the apprenticeship? I imagine you'll probably get a full time offer at the cafe, but will you stay there or will you chef somewhere else? I know it's in the future, but still, you might have an idea with what you want to do and where you want to go.

Wow, that's kind of a big deal, it's a bit of a fuck off to the farmers hey? How long have you been with the government for?

I would like to do more cheffing is this course goes well, in a larger place with proper food instead of cafe food. But honestly, it's rather nice in this little kitchen, listening to the chef banter is really entertaining, they talk some shit.

What kind of a larger place? Any cuisine in particular that you want to learn to cook professionally?

Related, how often do you actually cook for yourself? Having the skills to do so is one thing but it must start to feel like more working if it takes too long to make.

I mean you're not just in a kitchen, but an Aussie kitchen, they are genetically and professionally roasters.

Just something bigger than where i'm at, I like BBQ stuff and nice burgers myself, maybe i'm unsure yet, i'm still a baby

It does and I have only worked in the industrial for a year, so i'm still a fresh newborn and don't know too much, plus I never do research in my own time like I should.

>still a baby
Ha, I guess so. Still, most people I know who are chefs or have gone into chef training generally had an idea of what they wanted to do. I've got a friend who works in a Russian restaurant, introduced me to Bigos. It's incredible.

What kind of research in your own time would you need to do?

Also fuck captcha, I just had to answer fucking six of them.

ive been decent. got a girlfriend. still dont have a job though.

really just been wanting to go to a nice restaurant for a while though, so me and the lady friend are gonna wine and dine on saturday.

Hi anons, I just experienced my first migraine. Truly a terrible experience, as I have the flu as well. Fuck everything.

just got over being sick, was fucking terrible. i feel your pain user, drink some oj.

Just general food things, just to keep up my knowledge of things I suppose.
>captcha
gotta love it

Good on you user, is she a keeper you reckon?
What kind of restaurant?

Holy shit, how long did it last?

Ah I see. That's pretty neat. America's Test Kitchen has a lot of cool shit for cooking that's pretty cutting edge, should give them a look if you're after that kind of stuff (science-y cooking).

Yeah, I would like to learn that side of cooking actually

shes great!
just cheesecake factory, ive never been. not what most people would consider a "nice restaurant" but fuck it, i just like goin out to eat

Hey that sounds like a nice place, stuff going to places that cost a million dollars!
If it is just the two of you it shouldn't matter where it is.

It's cool. My girlfriend has a friend who works making icecream out of liquid nitrogen which is really showy. Molecular gastronomy is pretty neat too.

If you've not told her it's cheesecake factory, just that you're going "wining and dining", she might be expecting a bit more. Just be clear about that!

That's so cool, definitely a good party trick

I feel bad cuz cucks exist in my life

2 or 3 hours, Im not sure exactly because it was full strength when I woke up.

Do you personally know them?

The worst thing i've had is waking up with full on cramps in my legs or feet, migraines sound horrid

ha, yeah she knows, i always just say wining and dining

For sure. I was at a food festival recently and they drew a huge crowd just because of the massive cloud of vapor,

They actually had to get a top of the range ventilation system for their store so that the frost didn't accumulate and cause damp, but in smaller volumes it's really not that big an issue, just open a window. Worth trying out at least once!

Have a lovely evening then! I've said 'wining and dining' before jokingly and had other chicks tell me that they expected somewhere fancy, but most of em don't really mind if you're buying for them :p

This is a contender for "worst feeling I've ever had" and I've had a collapsed lung. I had heard of them before and thought ha, sucks to suck. You never know until it happens.

Heck that would've damaged their wallet for a bit, how much do they produce at once?

Holy shit hey, hopefully you never get one again

It cost them a couple grand for sure. They charge about £5 each, a bit more depending on toppings, and can easily clear a couple hundred a day if it's a hot day or there's an event.

At the festival they were doing them in batches of ten at a time, since they were crowded, but I imagine they'd do it for one at a time if there was only one person there. Towards the end of the day me and my gf got one each, so they did it for just two. Liquid nitrogen isn't that expensive, after all, and if you can limit the clean-up then it won't cost them much time to clean up either.

That sounds like it would be a lot of fun, certainly profitable though. Wouldn't have taken lot to make back the ventilation no doubt

Yeah, they get really popular during the warmer months since I'm in a city full of students. It's pretty popular amongst hipsters.

That's the way, extort the damn hipsters

Hahaha definitely. Honestly the easiest way to make money at the moment, especially since they all seem to be loaded.

Exactly what my place does, we get a lot of people with grossly dyed hair and relevant hipster tshirts, good for money of course though, so I ain't complaining too much.

I was doing a good job at hiding my feelings and keeping them for myself. I would not seek any kind of help nor would I tell anyone about them. But taking a Cambridge course made all those feeling come out, since not only was I trying to suppress them, but I was also trying to deal with incredible amounts of stress, which led the second one pushing out the first one and I had to explode. I feel a little relieved to be honest.

Just play nirvana and see how many complaints you get from people wearing Nirvana tshirts!

What was causing all the stress? Why suppress your feelings in the first place

I'm right thanks!

OP here, i'm off to bed, night fellas!

Gn mate. Good luck with your apprenticeship, hope you get to where you wanna be!

Life's alright for the Moment, OP. But it's been a bit of a roller coaster for the past two years.
>graduate high school two years ago
>decide to join the US Marines
>get my ass kicked while there but I learn a lot
>get sick with pneumonia halfway through basic training
>can't breathe, almost suffocate in my sleep some nights
>given plastic inhaler and Tylenol to get better
>don't improve, strength dwindles
>get sent home and am told that I should never come back

Ever since I've never forgotten anything from that time. Not a clue with what I wanna do with my life. I'm working a retail job at Target unloading trucks and stocking shelves in the morning. It's alright. My family says they're not ashamed of me for not coming home as a private but I don't believe them even if it's been two years.

You'll get there, take it easy, don't be too upset about not making it with the marines. just keep doing what you need to in order to get by, don't worry too much about the future, take it as it comes.

Thanks for listening, i'll certainly try to!

The course was a really stressful experience. I tried to keep my feelings for myself because that's what I learned to do since I was 15 years old, and its also something that has been causing me trouble now, since I dont know how to open myself with people. Thats why yesterday I was so relieved, since I could show all those feelings that I was trying to hide.

Fair enough, just make sure to show those feelings to the right people

What the heck, I'll bite.
I'm ok, was trying to get a reservation at a Marriott hotel by the beach but they where fully booked.
Today will be my first time fucking a nigger "for free".
I use quotes because she wanted to stay at an actual hotel and she wanted something by the beach.
Also 2 days ago I tried haging myself but the rope broke. I came here to get my daily dose of "news", I don't read news articles of recognized journalist media and don't like reading a actual newspaper so I come to Sup Forums to know what's happening with the world, if I'm going to read biased news might as well get a laugh while doing it.