Are you man enough to live inawoods for a few years? What would you bring?

Are you man enough to live inawoods for a few years? What would you bring?

I would bring a laptop full of field manuals. DIY pdf's, movies and tv series.

A 40oz and a hand grenade.

Don't ask.

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Always wanted to do this but I knew eventually I would start missing some type of companionship.

I've grown food. I'm not a hunter but I am a Carpenter and I'd be willing to trade work for food if it came down to it for a while.

Chewing tobacco and a banjo

Forgot to say what I'd bring.

Hand tools. Rifle with plenty of ammunition. And a female or dog if Im able to.

Get a dog. Dogs dont nag.

Yes if I had running water, electricity, wifi, my ps4 and my mom could bring me food and stuff to drink amd clean up once in a while then yes.

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Good point.

I use common sense.
I know how to primitive camp,
I know how to fish and hunt.
I know how to build snares.
I know survival techniques; they aren't hard to learn.
I have basic medical training.
I can build tools to make tools to make things.

And die 24 hours after the battery ran out.

You need to brings chains and whip to keep them in line

this man knows whats up

would rather save up more and buy small plot with electricity and water lol

I'd survive but I'd be bitching to myself the whole time because I'm over 30 now and a lazy fuck who's used to easy society life. I'd probably look over my wilderness crap again and be fine, so as far as stuff to bring it'd just be a week's worth of regular pack shit.

I've been doing living in the woods alone with my dog for 4 years and sure it's been a struggle getting things working, but honestly I couldn't bear the alternative.

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>Are you man enough to live inawoods for a few years?
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A rope.

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