Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

Yawn

but i did not watch porn when i was 15.

Yeah okay retard

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Awe this virgin is back again. U feeling a little insecure op? It's ok we know your a cuck and ur second favorite thing to do is make BBC threads

i mean you can be both i had a gf was a nerd relatively fit and had a good group of friends

If your experiences in high school are the summit of good experience in your life then that's a pretty shallow and boring life. I wasn't a jock but was a gamer and played a fair amount of magic cards. Lost my v card way to early to my high school sweetheart. Had a nice group of friends that were pretty beta so it was easy to be the alpha of the group. Gave me a lot of confidence to succeed in life. Every decade just seems like a new adventure I feel sorry for people who feel the need to overly glorify the high school years.

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copypasta at it's best
and bait btw

all those attractive jock dudes that I went to school with are now fat, gross, and married to some sort of beast. There's a few that made it. However most of the ones that peaked in high school haven't recovered.

if I have any advice for the ones who aren't peaking in high school just stop drinking soda and shit and drink water. Also in between anime/porn sessions knock out a few reps of push-ups and mountain climbers its not very hard.

those arnt teens lol
those 2 are in their 20s

Implying fucking girl is that much better than enjoying video games and porn.

I'm 33, i've a gf 8 years younger that give me a boner everytime i touch her, and we are swinger so i fuck a lot of other girls too. But there are a lot of days were i miss being a lazy teenage gamer with no drama playing goldeneyes and heroes of might and magic 2 and 3 with friend

Doesn’t matter when you lose your virginity, it’s who you lose it to. If the school thot or some fat mom has your vcard then you should feel bad

tell me about it staying up all night playing games with friends sleeping a couple hours feeling great afterwards i love college and my gf but there was magic to that shit

wanna talk about Bob Peck?

I know this is copypasta and OP didn't come up with this and is just trying to suck in plebbitor faggots but I will play along.

When I was 15 I was dating a 19yo redhead. I was in a shitty punk rock band and was fucking a few random punk chicks on the side.

I was also a semi-sponsored AM skateboarder. I wasn't pro, but I was good enough that the local skatepark gave me free decks and wheels and shit in exchange for me being there often, and wearing shirts from the park, slapping stickers of the park all over the place etc.

I did play some vidya games.

I also had a dirt bike (a shitty one, but a dirt bike nonetheless) and a gun that I used shot cans and shit in the backyard.

I got easily 5X the pussy of the jocks in my school or any of the schools around me.

The image of the jocks pulling crazy amounts of cheerleader pussy is completely false. Sure it happens sometimes, but its VERY rare. Because the girls these guys date are usually super prudes that think their pussy is lined with gold, and don't give it up.

Southgate Anderson Titans?

>samefag

I am MUCH older now (truly an oldfag) and guess what.
I married what was objectively the hottest of the alternachicks that went to the next school over from mine. She was, unlike the rest of the girls I dated, not a mental baggage filled nutcase. She was a virgin till she was 20 (I know this for a fact because I was friends with the guy who did it). She has a masters degree and makes $130k a year. (I know, that isn't massive but its pretty decent) and I make @$70k a year.

We have an awesome relationship, she is truly my best friend, literally of all my friends she is the most fun to hang out with.
And I play video games a lot. WoW, TF2 (I am pretty fucking good at TF2)
I own 3 motorcycles (An adventure bike, a Honda Fury (chopper) and a dirt bike that sometimes runs lol.
I own a bunch of guns, but not a redneck. I didn't vote for Trump but I sure as fuck didn't vote for shillary.
I am in a far better place than ANY of the jocks I knew in high school. The highest any of them made it was one of them became a cop and is the chief in my old home town. He makes ok money and turned out to not be so much of an asshole once he matured.
Stop with the bullshit stereotype crap.
Its obvious that the people that actually believe the shit in OPs post are guys (its ALWAYS a guy) who can't understand why they can't get girls, and instead of blaming it on their bad hygiene, lack of social skills and general autism, they blame it on other guys, or they say all women are bitches.

Look in the mirror, the problem isn't "alpha" males, and it isn't women being bitches, the problem is YOU.

False. Pussy is pussy. A 10/10's puss feels exactly like a chubby dork's puss.

And usually the 10/10 sucks in bed. The chubby dork chick is more fun to hold onto when you fuck her, and will usually fuck you enthusiastically.

Luckily my wife is neither a dead fish 10/10 or a landwhale. Decent average body, RAD tits, and adventurous in bed.

>Life is all about being YOUNG and cool


This is only the mainstream media's lie

Also, fatter chicks tend to get wetter. Wetter=more slippery puss=feels AMAZING. And their puss tends to feel more soft and squishy inside, which again, feels AMAZING.

A super tight 10/10's pussy (keep in mind, a 10/10 that has had a lot of dick isn't going to be super tight) is great and all, but fuck a softer wetter pussy then fuck a super tight less wet puss and I promise you that you will have a better time with the chubby chick.


Not that the 10/10 doesn't look a whole hell of a lot more appealing.

Also 10/10 chicks tend to be assholes.

daily reminder OP is stuck in this shithole posting retard fodder because they're just as useless as the people they are trying to portray

>pussy pussy pussy pussy squelch

that's a virgin by got

>i know this thread is garbage let me bump it I promise I'm not jewish

You only wish it wasn't true.

Sorry for deflating your dreams. If you had ever had sex you would know what I said is true.