Confess

Confess

I let a friend of my father fuck me in the ass.

I love you

Im a massive faggit who found a fake meme im worthy of

story?
>greentex time

I raped my neighbors cat. After I killed it I buried its body. This was a fucking week ago. They set up missing posters and everything.

Fapped to raw gay porn (not sissies) and really like it.

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Yeah...

I want a count of how many people I've told to kill themselves and have done it.

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>0

Could you guess?

I hate my wife and kids. They ruined my fucking life. I was going to school, getting plenty of sleep, eatting healthy, had extra cash to do stuff. Now I work a shit factory job to keep them alive, get maybe 8 hours of sleep for the entire week, and falling deeper into depression.

Mm maybe more then 0 less then 12, small chance greater then 12. Hard with zero feedback.

Ah.

You should feel bad
And kill yourself

I jerk it to way too much incest porn

Just ditch them

I don't actually have to be here.

move to a different country bro fuck them bitches

I kissed a girl and I liked it

kek
Forced meme fag

Nothing new, consider suicide
>forced meme

Wtf is wrong with you?
P.s. me too...

Of course you do, how do you know we would exist if you didn't looke at thos page or read this text.

Also I bet none of that happened and if someone did it, it's only because you keep teling that shit over and over again, and someone heroes himself, without any corelation to you

I have to wipe again because I didn’t do a good job the first time

I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I'm thinking about buying a van, loading it with supplies and driving out into the uninhabited wilderness and waiting for death there.

I don't actually enjoy sex. If I have to jizz I rather fap

That's gay m8

I met this fat, ugly, herped up welfare chick off of pof a few years ago but I cast her away because I didn't want to infect my junk (she admitted to it before we did the nasty thankfully). I'm so lonely right now I'd probably text her if I still had her number.

Same.

Man up you faggot.
My ex wife cucked me and ran off with some faggot and my life savings before we could start a family. I'd give anything to be able to start a family right now but the pickings are so fucking slim at my age now.

my ex cheated on me with one of my friends so I made her life shit and turned her suicidal and now she is depressed and doesn't even get out of the house

I'd masturbate to anything if my dick is hard.

I'm obsessed with revenge.

There's a part of the My Little Pony movie that makes me cry every time I watch it. I'm a 34 year old man.

Fucked my daughter's slutty Mexican friend who is only 14 or 15 in the woods behind our house. She said she wouldn't say anything, but she has a big mouth. Am praying that I don't get in trouble

I'd like to think I contributed. I do often genuinely mean it a lot of the time, unless ur a cute little genuine girl that loves me just walk up and grab my junk fam I'll take you by the hand and from there.

Its her word vs yours. So at the very least you need not worry about legal consequences.

What part?

The part leading up to and including Tempest's song.

what about dna and shit...

I'm not sure if I can stay with my gf forever. I feel too self destructive to hold down a successful relationship.

I live with a girl since she was 12, I was 21-23, I used to put my face inbetween her legs when we shared a cab and I kissed her in the mouth maybe 7-9 times, I had sex with her mother and she found us and since then she acts like I cheated on her

i am too much of a coward to approach people

Unless she had a rape kit within hours after there is zero chance. Unless you had seaman on her clothes and she never washed them. Which again is very unlikely especially for a teenage girl, who thinks unwashed clothing is "gross".

BURN HIM!!

that isn't a movie?

same

Never

How'd you do it? What were some methods you used to turn her life to shit?

I'm virgin and fap 7 times at day

Mother age?

I've masturbated to a girl shoving an actual horse cock in her puss

I laughed heartily at this

How old? You're strong user, if anything I would think older women would be more interested in someone as level headed as you

greentext my good fellow.

34.
I'm too much of an ugly manlet to attract younger women women my age and higher are high risk pregnancies (on top of the fact that they are vapid cunts who embody the dunning kruger effect)
It's over. This branch has been pruned.

>forced meme

I went full Sup Forums at someone on the school bus.

user,

It's never too late.

Go get gym membership. Start eating better. Work on your social gains. You can do it!

Faggot

I used to be in decent shape. Did a lot of cycling and hiking. I work manual labor so the muscles are automatic. The depression has just completely grounded me over the last couple years and taken it's toll.

Yeah, this happened 7 months ago. A cop car was parked by my mailbox 2 days after we fucked and I almost had a fucking heart attack. I thaught I was getting hauled in. I'm never admitting to anything.

I'm a federal agent. I post confession threads just as fishing expeditions. Same with gun threads.

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I was so excited to get on Sup Forums after work that I only bothered to fire up 5 of my proxies before coming here. Am I safe?

I forgot about Lent and gave up alcohol two days late. Then, I finished a shot for a girl on Saturday.

bad dragon? kek

>be me
>be 17
>nerd with super nerd best friend who I'll call Jimmy
>we're best of best bros
>both unpopular but who needs that shit when you got vidya?
>Jimmy falls for a quiet girl who's our kinda? friend we'll call Ashley
>one day Jimmy tells me he has a major heart boner for Ashley
>shitman.jpg
>first girl he's ever majorly crushed on and I'm 99% sure she's gay
>Jimmy couldn't spot a fag at a pride festival so he's clueless
>just want bro to be happy
>don't mention anything to him and help him work up the courage to help ask Ashley out
>takes a week
>he final says something but freezes before he can tell her and fucking runs
>literally runs away
>tell him it'll be okay and help him work up his nerve for tomorow
>he manages o not fuck it up this time and Ashley rejects him
>she's gay
>whodathunk.gif
>being rejected by the first girl he managed to ask out kinda fucked Jimmy up for a little while
>didn't know he'd take it as hard as he did
>feel bad that I could've helped him avoid that if I'd just said something
>fast forward a few years and now best friends with Ashley and Jimmy
>awkward at first but that was years ago
>Jimmy still doesn't know I knew to this day

Being 34 is a bitch user. Antidepressants to get you over the hump. They work.

She was like 30, I used to fuck her everytime I could

I stayed away from scool for about 2 weeks when i was14.
When my Teacher talked to my Mother, I told her I got a girl pregnant. She had an abortion and now is depressive and im looking after her but she couldnt talk to her parents, because she will get to an Internat when they find it out.

>antidepressants
I don't want anybody tinkering with my gulliver.

I stole at least 100 boxes of pizza from a dominos once

I’m a white man from Alabama and I have all my teeth

how did you do that?

Why?

>found out what sex is at 8
>fucked my sis at 9 (she was 6 or 7)
>thank god she doesn't remmember and thank god i still didnt have sperm in my dick

CP must be great to you

My job lets me work from home; I sometimes work from home just so I can fuck my ass with toys all day.

That is just repugnant

I hope someone rapes you and buries you alive

i'm engaged to a woman but i regularly perform oral sex on men. some strangers, some regulars. i don't think i will be able to stop and honestly i don't want to. being unfaithful turns me on, even more so when it feels extra wrong by cheating with other men

i pooped in my butt

how do you rape a cat?
It runs or claw the shit out of you. and how do you even fit..
so many questions.
that or fake

why would you load it with supplies if you want to die?

I'm into furrys, no feral or cub shit.

When I was in high school swimming there was this real bitchy girl that hated my guts she had a real nice figure, breast and ass I got so pent up over her bitchy attitude and the fact that I'd probably never be able to get it on with any of the girls in swimming so I snatched her swimsuit one day towards the end of the year when she didnt show up to class and I rubbed one out using her suit, felt pretty nice and satisfying knowing the next Monday my seed was all over her ass

I don't want to sudoku. I want to just live away from everything as long as I can survive.

Fake and gay