How do you typically start your day, Sup Forums?

How do you typically start your day, Sup Forums?

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wake up at noon
snus
coffee
sandwich
daily forgotten weapons video
shower
work

Asking myself why I am still alive, then get up and prepare "breakfast" (I wake up at 12 o'clock so no morning for me) then get ready for school.

Sure.

:3 cute

Why are you in every thread I'm in?

So I wake in the morning, and I step outside
and I take a deep breath and I get real high.
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?

>that blanket
why

It's cheap and comfortable?

Doing yer mum lmao

lmoa

Kiwi bets friend eva

Seeing if anyone replied to the posts I made before going to sleep

the same as you op

also the guy on the right has a fucked up hair

By waking up

lol you me, méjico best ally

feed and walk the doggo
take a dump while browsing news
back to bed for another 30min
have breakfast and browse Sup Forums
walk the dog again
off to work by bike 10min before my job starts

>wake up
>shower
>brush teeth
>let my ducks out to graze
>go to school

Were we posting cats?

yay!
best friends

those are some weird looking gals

>>let my ducks out to graze
>go to school to not learn evolution or metrics
Gotcha ham
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His name is gavin. Despite what this picture may show he is gray

Proofs

But they have good intentions. That's what counts. This bitch will tell you tales but she is the kind your mum will reject. NZ best ally for ever.

>tfw no cat to take pics of

what is that, a mustard sandwich? and also, you eat and smoke at the same time? i really hope allah inflicts all types of cancer upon you.

If I get up early enough I go to get the Fresno bee newspaper.

Then I start seizing the day.

>a mustard sandwich
Kek, no. Egg sandwich; fried eggs with cream cheese, butter, salt, and pepper.

Dress up as quickly as possible and run to work. I'd rather sleep more

wake up 8pm
shower, shave
coffee
sit on the reception for 3 hours trying to wake up
do admin
finish work at 7:30 in the morning

Eat a frozen pizza and make some tea, masturbate for about 3 hours, then shower and head out

Wallow in self loathing and sadness
Drink coffee
Go back to bed

check mail
eat oats
die inside
shower
work work

>wake up at 07:00
>use toilet
>go outside
>swim for 30 minutes
>go inside and shower
>make coffee
>sit down outside on my porch
>check e-mails and news on my phone
>then my day starts around 09:30.
>pic related, my morning view

>Start your day with MSM
kys faggot Read /news/ or /pol instead.

>wake up at 14 (happened to wake up earlier today)
>lie in bed for an hour doing nothing
>mommy comes from work
>at 16 she eats lunch and I eat breakfast
>gaze at the landscape out my window (commieblocks)
>open the pc
>scroll imageboards, play vidya and watch anime until 20
>mommy prepares dinner
>sometimes mommy also berates me for being useless
>get back at the pc
>scroll imageboards, play vidya and watch anime until 3
>look out the window and notice how every wagie goes to bed
>get second dinner, usually biscuits, sometimes I don't need it, I don't like food, my bmi is 16
>drag myself into the bed
>lie for an hour then fall asleep at like 4-4:30
>sleep with many interruptions until 14-15

>How do you typically start your day, Sup Forums?
>wake up at 11 or 12
>take a shit and shower
>pour a drink, usually vodka, lime and redbull
>put in a snus
>feed my toad and check his terrarium so it's clean
>pour 350 ml of vodka into my pocket flask and then I usually go shopping for more booze and check out the games in my local mediamarkt

>shower
Chad, get out

I wake up, count to 10, go to shower, eat breakfast, go outside, run, return home, eat dessert, go to work.

>Chad, get out
If I don't shower I smell of alcohol.
Our liquor stores here in Sweden won't sell you booze if they suspect you of being drunk.

that's very authoritarian, you claim to be liberals.

what the fuck are you doing that you have to shower to get rid of alcohol smell? do you pour the vodka all over your body so it can absorb the alcohol through your skin or what

No but you start sweating that shit after a few years.
Never felt how a drunk smells before?

>wake up after getting only 3-4 hours of sleep
>go shit then throw up because my intestines and everything else is completely fucked from years of abuse
>smoke a bowl
>eat breakfast
>if I have work that day I go to work, if not I wallow in shame and disgust like the worthless piece of shit I am till I fall asleep for another 3-4 hours

>wake up at 5:00am
>take shower
>make lunch for work
>surf the internet either on Sup Forums or porn
>go to work at Amazon
>work for the next 10 hours
>leave work at 6:00 PM and drive more than 30 minutes
>change clothes and eat some dinner
>watch tv and browse Sup Forums until bedtime
>Repeat this for the next three days

On my days off
>wake up either early or late
>eat some breakfast
>watch tv and catch up the manga and anime updates I missed due to work
>do chores like cleaning the kitchen, mowing the lawn, washing laundry,etc
>relax for the rest of the day
>repeat on the tv watching and relaxing for the next two days.

>TV
>Cigarette
>White bread
>Coffee with milk
Neck yourself leaf.

Does it hurt to have a nail fall/come off? I'm pretty sure two of my toenails aren't going to stay on much longer given how dark of a purple they are.

That was exactly my lifestyle not long ago. Change it man, before it's too late.

face looks like teenage boy

>wake up 4 or 5 am
>play video games, shitpost or watch anime for a couple of hours
>eat snack
>go to gym
>come back and eat breakfast
>shower
>be a useless NEET the rest of the day
I've been living like this for 7 years now.

>wake up whenever I wake
>lie in bed for at least 30 min
>get up
>drink something
>3 hours go by
>oh my time flies
>watch 2 hour lectures about the "humanities"
>3 hours go by
>hungry, take frozen pizza, but in oven
>eat pizza
>contemplate meaning of life, pursuit of happiness, nihilism,
>should study for driver's license
>browse the internet
>4 hours go by
>finally actually wake up "mentally" and starts being somewhat creative or productive.
>lasts for couple hours until going to sleep again

Like a I'm being born anew every day having to relearn what I told myself the day before.
Should sort myself out and clean my room.
Clearly possessing knowledge isn't enough, what causes this paradox?

>that first jar of PB of the day

aaahhhh..........

Hmm
What shall I drink today
>black berry moonshine
>honey mead with apple

Peach shine and normal 70% is the best stuff.
Going for clear today.

comfy

>looking for some porn that at least slightly resembles my erotic dream
>drink some tea with cookies
>browse web
>gosh! half of the day just flew by and i'm bored
>gotta make something productive
>but before that i better eat something watching one hour interview with some witty publicist
>now finally it's time to make something productive
>but before that i'd like to check what's going on on web
>gosh! i'm horny, gotta wank
>oh look! a highly entertaining thread just appeared on Sup Forums!
>gosh! i'm tired, better go to sleep, work will wait until tomorrow
>gee got another random boner out of nothing, i better wank otherwise won't sleep
>goes to bed
...
>{repeat}

Top lad
Wish he would release more European weapon videos

I eat a donut and coffee and keep up with the latest mass shootings and then go out and buy a breakfast burger and a Starbucks to drink during work.

>alarm rings at 6am
>snooze to 5min more
>after 5mim finally wake up
>take phone to scroll twitter a bit to not die in bed again
>go to pee and shower
>always coffe with milk and two toast
>dress up
>brush teeth
>leave house and go to the university

do not forget the obligatory bump on /ita/

>wake up
>roll out of bed
>roll to kitchen
>take a swig of morning freedom whiskey
>roll to McDonalds
>buy two Big Macs and a vanilla freedom shake with a large freedom fry
>roll home
>look at porn
>dig around and find flaccid penis
>jack it
>post on Sup Forums
>receive freedom bux

?

same

I wake up.
Take my pills:
20 mg Ritalin
5 mg Abilify
60 mg Cymbalta
Go back to my bed and wallow in misery until the pills kick in.

>get up
>brush hair
>get dressed
>turn PC and fan heater on
go start breakfast
>come back to PC halfway through and login, and click on things like steam and discord
>go back and finish making breakfast
>come back to PC and eat breakfast while talking to people

kinda like THIS

youtu.be/iP6XpLQM2Cs

>wake up
>shower
>pray
>wageslave
>doesn't matter because I happen to like it
Breakfast is a meme, not just because Ramadan

Noice
but... how do you not freeze to death at 7 AM ?
do you workout or do anything beside swimming ? not that you'd need to, just curious

came to post this but you forgot
>reading papers

How did you change it ?

>how do you not freeze to death at 7 AM ?
Hehe not a problem, I even swim in wintertime like many other northern Swede's and Finns do.
>enjoy my bald head

>do you workout or do anything beside swimming ?
Sorry I missed that.
Yes I also hike, ride my mountain bike and climb.

>wake up 7:00
>lay it bed for 10 mins
>get ready
>eat banana
>cycle to school

Drink about a litre of water to alleviate my hangover.

>black coffee with a shot of whisky
>two fried eggs on toast
>a bottle of water
>cold shower
That's how I deal with a hangover.

with a loud heil hitler

>How do you typically start your day, Sup Forums?
>wake up around 09:00
>drink water and use bathroom/shower
>walk my dog
>get my guitar and start writing and figuring out new songs for the next album
>mess with my amp as usual
>play a few classic metal riffs to get into the right mood
>end up playing with my dog for 30 minutes
>continue "working"
>call the others from the crew, ask them of their opinions and let them hear it on skype
>get tips and ideas from them
>about lunch now
Yeah that's about it.
Unless we have a gig somewhere then I'm either in our tour bus or on stage somewhere.

Irish ?

Well you have my respect. I can't even swim in rivers even when it's 10-°C water even if it's 30+°C, I'm so sensitive to the cold I just keep shaking and feel so sleepy exactly likei.4cdn.org/wsg/1497563437463.webm
>ice
Delete this.

>wake up at 5am to cat meowing to be let in through the window
>let cat in, feed cat mumbling blasphemies
>go back to sleep until 8am
>hate myself for not going to sleep earlier the night before
>check whatsapp, facebook and clover while on the loo
>make coffee and milk
>eat some corn flakes with it
>open book and study for college test

Praying for the angel of death to finally show mercy on me.

Starts with nothing, ends with nothing. Nothing in between.

>wake up
>take a shit
>brush my teeth
>wash my face
my every morning

>wake up around 5pm
>play cs:go/paladins/browse Sup Forums or something
>meet with friends around 9-10pm
>go for beer or smoke pot until 2-3am
>get home, play more cs
>smoke more weed around 5am in hopes i'll fall asleep easier
>browse Sup Forums until 7am and make something to eat
>go to bed, turn on AC and browse SCP wiki until 8-9am
>finally fall asleep after about 1 hour of tossing and turning because it's hot and bright

I have no cycle or a stabile mental health.I wish i was in your shoes guys

Semester is over so:
>wake up 1300
>Sup Forums/Twitch/Runescape until 0400
>repeat

Tired of this shit, I miss having the university gym so I could force myself to go to sleep before midnight and wake up at 0500 to exercise. I am getting access to a gym so I can break this shitty cycle of apathy and laziness.

You are like me then kek.
>sleep random times day and night
>it's literally 02:24 at night here now
>I'm on Sup Forums while listening to some Bassjackers even though I'm a metalhead
>probably gonna take a walk soon in the midnight sun

what genre ?

user....

My mind is giving me hell, im living a nightmare. I wish i was healthy.

Wake up
Make my Coffee using a french press
go work.

There is always a worse case, my polish friend.
What's bothering you? Headaches?

You're the mad cunt that keep posting sad kots after eating that aren't you?

>tfw hate cats
>i literally despise them cuz a cat ate my bird pets when i was a kid
>tfw faking love for cats just to make a girl like me
>its working
am i a piece of shit lads?

>wake up at 7:30
>get up at 7:45-8:00
>take shower if I feel like it
>Make coffee and breakfast
>watch news
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>brush teeth, put on clothes, gel my hair
>bike to school
>arrive too late
My mornings aren't very exciting.

>headaches
I will tell you how my day starts:
I jump out of the bed with pouding heart because I was violently awoken by a loud scream coming from inside my flat. I check, noone is there. Like always. I feel like shit already and the day just started.
I take a shower, then it's time for breakfast. I need to go shopping. I'm trying to force myself to go outside, it takes some time. I enter the mart and I have to withstand normies who are looking at me funny, some of them are having conversation and I know it's all about how weird I am because they can read my thoughts. I try to block a panic attack, I grab bread, pay up and leave as fast as I can. At this point I don't even feel hungry anymore. I go on internerts and shitpost on Sup Forums because being focused on something and talking with people makes me not turn totally insane.
Rest of the day looks similar.

No you're doing this for the pussy

Today, just like most days of this week I failed to wake up in time and missed some class.
Hopefully the teachers stoped caring because it's almost holidays

how can you fit eating bitterballen in that tight schedule

8:00
>Wake up
>take shower
>put on suit and necktie
8:30
>metro
>Play vidya when I'm not underground.
9:30
>Arrive at work
>open a bottle of water
>Check Wall Street Journal and Les Echos
10:00
>Begin to work

Such is the life of the wageslave. I'm not eating the morning.

2-3pm
>wake up
>drink coffee
>shit
>eat bfast
>read news or browse Sup Forums
5:00
>leave for school
10:30
>get home
>eat supper
>watch TV
>watch porn
>fap
>shower
5am
>sleep

r8 my schedule lads

>what genre ?
It's a mix of Death and Folk.
Sometimes even a little classic mixed in.