My GF and I are having our first MMF threesome this weekend. Any advice?

My GF and I are having our first MMF threesome this weekend. Any advice?

Don’t let your balls touch

Never kiss her again

Don't blow your load first. You'll have to watch the other dude finish off your gf while you're hovering awkwardly

Blow your load first. If you don’t you’ll be rubbing your dick all in his cum.

I once sat for 25 minutes waiting for them to finish because I couldn’t get hard again.

It’s an interesting perspective for sure. Kind of hot in a weird way

>awkward

*after the inevitable cream pie

MAINTAIN VIGOROUS EYE CONTACT

>MMF

Why would you want to do this.

My GF constantly wants to do this and I tell her to fuck off.

Cuck

Sounds like it's going to be either really gay or really cuckish, have fun op

>MMF

Why would you want another dude to fuck your girl? Let me guess, her idea?

I agree with The last and only time we had a MMF threesome. i finished first, I had to watch the other guy make my latin gf cum at the same time he did. He just laid on top of her aftewards and she let him

Would you let another guy creampie your gf?

>viagra
>viagra
>viagra

Get her nice and horny and double penetrate her and really fuck the shit out of her. It'll be a huge experience for her.

Dump your GF

>My GF constantly wants to do this and I tell her to fuck off.
>calling other people cucks

If your girl wants to do mmf she’s not gonna be yours for long

Are you invited?

don't do it. it sucks.

1.Dump your whore of a girlfriend
2.Neck yourself

This

Why does it suck? I'm turned on by the idea

dig their graves beforehand, nobody likes working after they nut.

this

Cuck

use lube or your ass will be sore for days

couldnt look at a bitch again once she's done something with another man, even if i knew in her mind, give her to the knew guy and be happy for her, but have better for yourself, fuck that.

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Lol enjoy your unhealthy relationship

Dude that’s hot. Did she look at you while he fucked her?

only MMF threesome I was ever in I finished first and then went home. You can do this when you don't let other guys fuck your GF

Admit you’re fucking beta

And clean out your colon. You will hate the taste of shit dick

I once read a thread where a guy went to a swinger club with his wife.

His wife choose to get assfucked by a pretty young guy with a massive cock. She never let ger husband fuck her ass. She enjoyed it so much that she came multiple times.

The guy said, that it was the over with them...

Tried this as the other guy. Her bf stared me down in silent rage like I was fucking his chick in front of him. Because I was.. If he wasn't such a beta faggot I'd actually have been fearful of my life but the most he did was imply we were getting pizza, then looked at me and said "after you leave" .. To which his gf "also my ex for clarity" snapped at him saying he was being rude. I wanted to go for another round which she was down for and mcbetaballs got upset. He then started talking about a truck that was being towed, and described my truck. To which I pulled out her snatch, pulled up my pants and ran out to stop that shit. Tried to go back in afterwards but they were fighting hard so I backed out and left. They broke up a month after that

no, she was just into him
it only happened once

The only right time to have MMF threesome is when you're the "third"

I don't really care about her tbh, would drop in an instant if she steps out of line.

But she is being good and keeping my dick empty so she stays for now

only MMF, I lost interest in females shortly after that

Thanks Sup Forums

don't

>ffm threesome or nothing.

...

My girlfriend suggested a mmf, so I said it’s cool as long as we both fuck him; said it had to be all even. She never brought it up again.

Have you had a FFM first? If not, you're a homo.

This guy fucks.

But seriously, having done this a couple times, he knows what he is talking about.

Nice. Did he have a bigger dick than you? And do you guys still discuss it?

Whats the F look like in this MMF?

Prepare for your relationship to be over.

fucking kek

An Eiffel tower is pretty hilarious.

Done that with a few of my friends a few times.

Always a good laugh for the guys involved, the girls just seem to shrug it off

And this is the ONLY reason any man would do an MMF -- because he isn't in a loving relationship. I love watching porn where chicks get spit roasted, but in a relationship with someone I actually care about? No fucking way.

lost my college gf like this. she thought she couldnt orgasm from penetration but it turns out she was wrong.

>Post your gf's nude

fucking cuck

Don't do it.
She'll like him better than you and your relationship will fall apart.

It'll also make you feel like a shitty beta cuck.

Story?

don't do it, you just get half the attention and half the pleasure, along with the fact that, even though you are there, your gf is still cheating on you

hahaha

yes kill yourself first because you are a bitch.

did it once, lost a friendship over it. the guy 'fell in love' and kept trying to convince her to leave me for him. she told him to fuck off but it still killed not only a friendship with him but an entire group that took his side.

if you're a guy and you have a threesome with your gf and another guy, it doesn't count as a threesome. It counts as you being a cucked, beta fag.
Don't be a fag OP

It feels good that I will never be that fucking incredibly pathetic like you all. How can you share the woman you love like that?. Cuckolding is by far the worst kind of sexual depravation in existence and everybody into it should be beaten up hard. Then people fucking complain about rapists.

always fingered her to orgasm. one time we were at a party a i was getting turned on watching her act slutty with my friends. that night we ended up playing together with a friend. she sucks us both i fuck her some while she gags on him, but then when he took his turn with her he just pounded her like a machine. i couldnt even get a blowjob she was squirming so much. after a few minutes she couldnt take it anymore and when i heard her say she was going to cum my heart sank

Liking the fact that your girl is being fucked by another man is disgusting.
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Youre fucking gay dude.

Ugh wow. And are you just in the corner during this? Does the guy have a bigger cock and is he more built? So she look at you while getting fucked?

Cause youre fucking gay. Kill yourself you useless piece of trash.

No, OP specified MMF, not MFM. He's getting fucked while he fucks his girlfriend.
Lube your ass up, when I fuck other guys I apparently never use enough spit on my cock.

You dont seem to understand what being a cuck actually means. Looks like we found the 17 year old edgy faggot. Do us all a favor and eat a bullet.

Mmf is bi play, Mfm is straight.

KYS

It seems we got an expert in cuckolding over here. How can you be that pathetic lmao

trips check'd

yeah basically. hes in much better shape, probably a smaller cock. her eyes were either rolled back into her head or staring at his dick

How'd you lose her? You couldn't take it and ended it or was she just not able to stop fucking him?

seems like you fucked up m8
polyamour thing wouldn't work normally so best course of action for a threesome are you+a stranger.
did once mmf and as a reward i got a ffm for the sake of it.
i won't deny it was kinda hot for another man to watch and rub as i was fucking my gf

eh been a swinger for 7 years now.

You sound like you can't say these things irl.

Not even stammering.

more pathetic stories like this please. they get me off.

Don't do it unless you want to be single eventually.

she couldnt stop herself

She doesn't love you, bro. No woman in love would ever want another man to touch her, sorry for the bad news/

What are you gonna do if I tell you that IRL? Share your gf with me? lmao cucks are the most pathetic and inoffensive betas.

Fuck him in the ass right off the bat to establish dominance

I no longer am friends with one of my former best bros because we had a mmf threesome with this chick and we were both in love with her.

Lmao you lmao are lmao so lmao cool lmao

you guys are idiots

Get a new girlfriend faggot.

Did this once with my GF. We compromised
by having us take turns alternate BJ/FCK then
when it was time to cumb she kneeled on the
bed and took BOTH our cawks into her mouth
at the same time side by side an we each blew
our load inside of her almost at the same time.

It was awesome. (she is also Bisexual)

Yea ; dont do it with your GF If you truely love her.
If you want to exp. That ; use any fuck friend / ons with an good buddy for that

>Did this once with my GF. I compromised my integrity by letting another dude fuck my girlfriend
ftfy

Anybody got that threesome gone wrong story about the guy who ended up sucking dick through his gf’s legs and she got off on it? That shit was hilarious.

>mmf
T. Cucky wucky

Was that the one where he was eating her out while she was getting fucked and the guys dick kept accidentally slipping out till he ended up sucking it? That was funny AF I wish I had saved

I can't believe people like you are exist. That's not normal. How the fuck you can watch some dude fuck your gf?

>My best friend/dorm mate was hooking up with a real slutty chick.
>friend tells me she is into me
>wants a three way
>she is a throw away girl so its not like he is in love with her
>decide to do it, we have fucked different girls in the same room together so how weird could it get?
>starts normal, she gives me head and he fucks her
>he cums and I take his place.
>I can feel his load, its fucking gross but I keep going
>I am on top of her pounding away
>feel his hand near the base of my cock, not on it, but on her putting pressure on he but I can fee it
>really going at it.
>cum in her
>pull out
>feel bro pull my cock into his mouth
>WTF?!
>pull it out of his mouth, he says sorry.
>I put my clothes on and leave

He says he was just over come in the moment, fucked up the rest of the semester for me though.

Not at all. Perhaps I should clarify. I'm 35.
She is 37. My friend is 37. We are into
the Swinger Lifestyle. Once you get past your
20's and early 30's your sexual desires
become more open, the desire for possessive
relationships fades as does the desire to
produce children. You look at sex as more of
a fine art and time to be enjoyed, sometimes
with others.In our Swingers Group we are the
youngest people there. The avg age is 56 an
there's like 28 of us from all backgrounds.
So a mf4mf or mm4ff or mm4f or ff4m is
common an we look at it as an extended
partnership. Trust me you'll understand later in life.

Sounds like she didn't give a fuck about you, good riddance. Don't need no vapid cunt hanging around

aw comme on its your he was your bestfriend and hes the one whos gay lol

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