Barb Pav edition
/brit/
Got a willy and I'm not afraid to use it
*slashes your slop rations anyway*
heheh, fucking runts never learn
>all gone Pete Tong
guys /cum/ is dead, is it living here
*gives you subsidy slip rations*
no
2nd attempt to fix sleeping schedule failed
so hard to stay awake
hey thailad what does your average person eat every day in bangkok?
always feel a bit uneasy after I eat street food
rat poo quotient must have been higher than usual today
ugly munter
yea we're just waking up live and well x
Aye
Is it time to do a sleep yet
...
SPICE UP YOUR FUCKING LIFE
rice, pork, chicken...
interesting... yes interesting... I truly find that interesting, ahaha...
*filters you*
all right so I'm high and paranoid so I'm trying to get my mind off it
willy bum poo willy wee wang wong willy BUM BUM POO SHIT FART CUNT TWAT PRICK BITCH WANKER BASTARD KNOBHEAD PUSSY FAGGOT BELLEND WILLY POO bum :—-)
#poo #willy #bum
18 years old and just graduated high school, ask me anything
are 98
youtu.be
how many girls you lay
is it tasty?
screaming, howling
/cum/ was shit and always will be shit. getting insulted by rorkes whenever I post here is infinitely better than commingling with you retards
much of it is lovely
think I fucked a rib yesterday in football practice
should I go to a doctor or let it heal naturally at home. don't want to do a ms dhu
Gurl powah and all that shite
0 but touched a vagina or two and got my cocky succed
*curls up in your bed*
my pronouns are poo/wee/wank
*poos through the willy on your bed*
/cum/ingling
>a vagina or two
how do you not know if it was one or two
animal abuse. poor cat.
not even at prom?
looks good twobh
*ties to bed with a rope crafted of socks tied together*
*cranks electric blanket underneath to max output*
delicia
9news.com.au
the pm trying his hand at a bit of banter lads
How is it abuse
3 actually
didn't go because I didn't have any friends left by the time I was a senior haha
*straps it to a concrete paving slab and lobs it into a beck*
hehe, try swimming moggy.
Meanie
what country would you say really controls f1?
unhealthy and unhappy cat = abused cat
*solicits a belly rub*
filled with shame and regrets lads :(
Plenty of good choice, there's a bit of a strange flavour palette in some dishes than can take some getting used to on the flip side.
dont mind are mal but fucken hell he just has no charisma whatsoever. I reckon i'm less socially awkward than he is.
don't really know how to feel right now -.-"
fanny
Have you ever met an American? What was it like?
youtube.com
you're underage if this doesn't trigger nostalgia for you
It's a trap.
isn't F1 owned be an american advertising company now?
all right man well a qt virgin girl will be very pleased to marry another virgin like you some day
same
Thoughts on pints
...
>Irish start a war of independence because they're Catholic and feel no one respects their religion
>get independence
>legalise gay marriage
>elect a gay PM
bizarre country
yeah he was weird and talked about cuckolding and slept with his shoes on and microwaved water xdddd
Doctor
Not worth fucking it up more
we only have chinese food here and i'm not brave enough to explore the menu. i only ever get general tso's chicken lel
sparked her out with one swift punch to the jugular
it was a little funny tbf
yeah something like that but i mean which country has the most presence in the sport
met one, albeit not the only one, while i was touring ireland
utterly mad woman who was going through a divorce. her parents were members of some cult in utah, or so the locals told me.
kept prowling round the hotel i was staying at despite not staying at it. was chatting with some lad at the bar pretty late and she wouldn't leave us alone
*punts it to the other side of the room*
met a few, some were alright, some were well annoying though, usually the girls
willy that doesn't reach six inches
where do you live?
*inserts a firework into its anus and lights it*
all of a sudden i remembering times when i was 16 and trying to become a normie and going out and stuff
and i did some regretful stuff. like grinding on girls in clubs unsolicited and who weren't happy about it. happened only 2 times, but i'm so full of shame that even happened.
easily germany
I don't leave my house much
And I keep to myself
I don't have many friends—
But I know who they are, and you're not one of them
I don't know what to say
If I don't feel completely safe
Just me, so fucked up
>tfw no luxury apartment in a london glass highrise
Irish nationalism is not about catholicism
new england
don't know how to arrange doctors appointments a-aha
hope it doesn't cost much
haha alri grandad
why germany
usually like $35 out of pocket at a gp
How fucking dull is her voice?
lovely
Yea loads one of good friends was a lass for New York, gone home for the summer now
Decent people all of them
probably a mormon
you guys should remember that you only meet shitty americans because the only ones who care to travel like that are snobby rich ones, especially spoiled females
hey man, remember that everyone has incredibly embarrassing moments in life. we're all on this planet for 80 years so of course by 20 years or so we've all had those moments.
She sounds like she's trying to put on a man voice.
good lad
You are cruel lads
not ideal
if I call tomorrow can I go in the same day?
>Irish start a war of independence to end British oppression
>End up killing more Irishmen in the following civil war than they lose in the war of independence
the so called mandem
Comfy as fuck
Mercedes has been dominant for like 5 years now
Red Bull is owned by an Austrian
Schumacher was german
Rosberg is half german
we'll be your friends in spite of your self loathing, and eels lyrics
Is this /fa/?
>Red Bull is owned by an Austrian
GET A FIRE GOING!
3 of them
>hey man, remember that everyone has incredibly embarrassing moments in life. we're all on this planet for 80 years so of course by 20 years or so we've all had those moments.
yeah it was mostly whilst on mdma. there was 3 cases actually i remember. in front of people i knew.