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Got a willy and I'm not afraid to use it

*slashes your slop rations anyway*
heheh, fucking runts never learn

>all gone Pete Tong

guys /cum/ is dead, is it living here

*gives you subsidy slip rations*

no

2nd attempt to fix sleeping schedule failed

so hard to stay awake

hey thailad what does your average person eat every day in bangkok?

always feel a bit uneasy after I eat street food
rat poo quotient must have been higher than usual today

ugly munter

yea we're just waking up live and well x

Aye

Is it time to do a sleep yet

...

SPICE UP YOUR FUCKING LIFE

rice, pork, chicken...

interesting... yes interesting... I truly find that interesting, ahaha...

*filters you*

all right so I'm high and paranoid so I'm trying to get my mind off it

willy bum poo willy wee wang wong willy BUM BUM POO SHIT FART CUNT TWAT PRICK BITCH WANKER BASTARD KNOBHEAD PUSSY FAGGOT BELLEND WILLY POO bum :—-)

#poo #willy #bum

18 years old and just graduated high school, ask me anything

are 98
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how many girls you lay

is it tasty?

screaming, howling

/cum/ was shit and always will be shit. getting insulted by rorkes whenever I post here is infinitely better than commingling with you retards

much of it is lovely

think I fucked a rib yesterday in football practice
should I go to a doctor or let it heal naturally at home. don't want to do a ms dhu

Gurl powah and all that shite

0 but touched a vagina or two and got my cocky succed

*curls up in your bed*

my pronouns are poo/wee/wank

*poos through the willy on your bed*

/cum/ingling
>a vagina or two
how do you not know if it was one or two

animal abuse. poor cat.

not even at prom?

looks good twobh

*ties to bed with a rope crafted of socks tied together*
*cranks electric blanket underneath to max output*

delicia

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the pm trying his hand at a bit of banter lads

How is it abuse

3 actually
didn't go because I didn't have any friends left by the time I was a senior haha

*straps it to a concrete paving slab and lobs it into a beck*

hehe, try swimming moggy.

Meanie

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what country would you say really controls f1?

unhealthy and unhappy cat = abused cat

*solicits a belly rub*

filled with shame and regrets lads :(

Plenty of good choice, there's a bit of a strange flavour palette in some dishes than can take some getting used to on the flip side.

dont mind are mal but fucken hell he just has no charisma whatsoever. I reckon i'm less socially awkward than he is.

don't really know how to feel right now -.-"

fanny

Have you ever met an American? What was it like?

youtube.com/watch?v=JvF9pWayt2c

you're underage if this doesn't trigger nostalgia for you

It's a trap.

isn't F1 owned be an american advertising company now?

all right man well a qt virgin girl will be very pleased to marry another virgin like you some day
same

Thoughts on pints

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>Irish start a war of independence because they're Catholic and feel no one respects their religion
>get independence
>legalise gay marriage
>elect a gay PM

bizarre country

yeah he was weird and talked about cuckolding and slept with his shoes on and microwaved water xdddd

Doctor
Not worth fucking it up more

we only have chinese food here and i'm not brave enough to explore the menu. i only ever get general tso's chicken lel

sparked her out with one swift punch to the jugular

it was a little funny tbf

yeah something like that but i mean which country has the most presence in the sport

met one, albeit not the only one, while i was touring ireland
utterly mad woman who was going through a divorce. her parents were members of some cult in utah, or so the locals told me.
kept prowling round the hotel i was staying at despite not staying at it. was chatting with some lad at the bar pretty late and she wouldn't leave us alone

*punts it to the other side of the room*

met a few, some were alright, some were well annoying though, usually the girls

willy that doesn't reach six inches

where do you live?

*inserts a firework into its anus and lights it*

all of a sudden i remembering times when i was 16 and trying to become a normie and going out and stuff

and i did some regretful stuff. like grinding on girls in clubs unsolicited and who weren't happy about it. happened only 2 times, but i'm so full of shame that even happened.

easily germany

I don't leave my house much
And I keep to myself
I don't have many friends—
But I know who they are, and you're not one of them
I don't know what to say
If I don't feel completely safe
Just me, so fucked up

>tfw no luxury apartment in a london glass highrise

Irish nationalism is not about catholicism

new england

don't know how to arrange doctors appointments a-aha
hope it doesn't cost much

haha alri grandad

why germany

usually like $35 out of pocket at a gp

How fucking dull is her voice?

lovely

Yea loads one of good friends was a lass for New York, gone home for the summer now

Decent people all of them

probably a mormon
you guys should remember that you only meet shitty americans because the only ones who care to travel like that are snobby rich ones, especially spoiled females
hey man, remember that everyone has incredibly embarrassing moments in life. we're all on this planet for 80 years so of course by 20 years or so we've all had those moments.

She sounds like she's trying to put on a man voice.

good lad

You are cruel lads

not ideal
if I call tomorrow can I go in the same day?

>Irish start a war of independence to end British oppression
>End up killing more Irishmen in the following civil war than they lose in the war of independence

the so called mandem

Comfy as fuck

Mercedes has been dominant for like 5 years now
Red Bull is owned by an Austrian
Schumacher was german
Rosberg is half german

we'll be your friends in spite of your self loathing, and eels lyrics

Is this /fa/?

>Red Bull is owned by an Austrian

GET A FIRE GOING!

3 of them

>hey man, remember that everyone has incredibly embarrassing moments in life. we're all on this planet for 80 years so of course by 20 years or so we've all had those moments.

yeah it was mostly whilst on mdma. there was 3 cases actually i remember. in front of people i knew.