/f1/ - Formula One general - dibs edition

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>Season standings:
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5. Daniel Ricciardo 37 points

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Monaco GP and Indy 500 with Alonso this weekend

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First for Vic

who's the frogspawn

Hülkenberg will never get a podium

4th for VWL

Me and a co-worker was talking about Monaco today.
I thought they had FP on thursdays because they wanted the city open on fridays

But we saw the F2 race was on friday... so why do they FP on thursdays in Monaco?

tradition?

perhaps there's too much work to do to open the circuit for friday now.

The Royal family like to visit shops and cafes on Fridays

That was the excuse that started it anyway but I'm pretty sure it's a meme now just for the sake of "lul so special"

1 extra day of revenues for the city. Probably a 10% increase in hotel reservations, restaurant bookings etc.

Foreskindia have some sense at last

>always this flag
OBSESSED

never thought of that, good point

>that number kerning

I know the flaws but if Ferrari really wants to push the FDA thing they need to make drivers drive in real single seater races and since they don't have their own Toro Rosso they need to rely on other teams aka Haas and Haas might ask to take Grosjean to free a spot for a driver Ferrari wants

but I agree with Jacques on that one

>ywn marry her and raise qt frog babies

Nope gimi forever until he dies

speak for yourself Jarmo

Can Monaco start already, can't wait anymore.

>4444
>Hamilton starts dating Victoria
>they get along well and spend a lot of time together since she already tags along to every F1 race anyway
>they announce that Victoria is pregnant two months after Lewis wins his 5th world championship in 2018
>Jos beats him up for knocking up his daughter before marrying her, leaving him crippled for life

I can get behind this scenario

ferrari should really make alfa romeo f1 team asap

>alitalia
theyre ded m8

the stuff of nightmares

at least loowis will be universally slammed for dating a 17yo woman when he is 32.

They are just waiting for Force India to fail. Then they'll buy that, give them Ferrari engines and rebrand it Alfa Romeo.

Setting a team up from scratch is simply too big of a cost, especially when the aspiration of that team is to basically be a junior programme. My guess is they had their eyes on Manor and Sauber as well but probably deemed those two to not be worth the effort. Sauber is now distancing themselves from Ferrari as well despite being pretty close to them on an on-off basis for a good part of their existence as a team.

Also would it even really boost Alfa sales that much to have them be a blatant junior team with inexperienced drivers who may or may not do well? Also you can buy your way into the FDA anyway so its not like it's an entirely legitimate thing. Giovinazzi made it there because of a good GP2 season and because he's Italian and has Ferrari connections. I don't know if anyone else is there without paying a lot from it.

I wonder what Leclerc's backing is like? Sure he is talented but would he really be driving Prema and constantly in top teams for his entire career if he didn't have some sort of financial support?

Yeah they really should but if the point is to use them as a feeder you have
>would it even really boost Alfa sales that much to have them be a blatant junior team with inexperienced drivers who may or may not do well?

It's not like Toro Rosso has to sell their stuff, I mean Toro Rosso means Red Bull in italian, so it's not a problem for them having a winning brand.

>I wonder what Leclerc's backing is like?

He's from Monaco already so his family might be just rich

thats numberwang

What Merc do with Ocon if Ferrari buys foreskindia and turns them into Alfa would be interesting.

Would Merc want their two highest rated junior driving cars unaffiliated with Merc, and in stebby's case, their main rival's b-team

>slammed for dating a 17yo woman when he is 32.
:(

ARE JENSE

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b o t t a s !

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Are you ready for a repeat of last year excluding the Mercedes purchased pit fluke?

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>my time, my fucking time

Dubs says yes.

can't wait to see how he gets cuckolded this year!

Hulkenberg first podium this weekend by the way

XD

How will our boy SeBESTian Vettel do this weekend?

rollin for mah boy hulk

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lads where can I watch F1 in the east end of london?

ask your imam

interesting, I don't actually
just wanted to rustle your jimmies ;^)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Leclerc_(racing_driver)
>Leclerc was a childhood friend of Jules Bianchi

>16 October 1997 (age 19)
>3 August 1989
>childhood friend

>Mehmet makes Islam jokes
I live in the inner bit where it's all wanky artists and it's majority white

Memes aside, question to all yuros, aren't you afraid of something HAPPENING with all this muslim shit going on? Like you go for a walk and you might not come back home bc of a bomb or a truck of religion of peace?

It feels so good to live in a place without muslims 2bh.

>Why this happens to me all the time?

How is it to live in London? I've been there on business and private trips and while it's not bad to visit it feels like it's abolute torture to live there. I mean it's the only really international city in Europe and that's nice but you are sourrounded by people and...city everywhere.


Also low.key rolling for Hulk podium.

hehe.

it's full of arabs, blacks and pretentious hipsters. the salt of the earth left years ago.

drop a nuke on it and i'm sure britain would be a better place...

so basically British Berlin. That's a bit disappointing but nothing of value was lost for me t b h.

maybe we need another world war.

we start a firestorm in berlin, you reduce london to rubble

deal?

not everyone lives in the city where most muslims and general shitvolk are
still not good enough for me to not look for places to leave the country for
we might be neighbors soon ;^)

>Warsaw and Moscow not entirely ruined by non-whites
but unfair tbqh
we wait until then

yeah I'll think about it. Just make sure these guys are saved (and Chris Harris if he lives there)

I'm Aussie, so idunno

Most people that aren't white here are black, at least in my area. But if I go a bit north, it's majority black, but if they're Muslims then they're pretty shit at it

It's a bit weird having so many people everywhere. And they all drink fucking Pale Ales, the cunts

Slavs aren't white, my friend :^)

Why do people feel the need to insult and kick Michael when he's down?

just found out.

I haven't been this pissed since the last European terrorist attack.

Red Bull drivers haven't had any luck whatsoever so far this season.

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They look like Jack Parow youtu.be/lRzFqW4Xh2k

hulkamania stealth roll

He looks like Ricciardo.

>by Alex Diaz
>Diaz
BREXIT NOW

/r/ing ricciardo isis picture with the finger

>scuderia

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why do indy cars look even gayer than F1 cars

Come here to escape this shit. At least this sick asshole is dead. How much of a coward cunt do you have to be to blow yourself up in a crowd of young girls?

he probably just misread the "72 virgins" line

>P2-3: THE BULLY: Friends and colleagues speak of Aussie Arena bomber's abusive manner.
>P4: Killer's troubled relationship with Dutch amphibian
>P5: "Botched tyre change pushed Australian race ace over the edge" says Brit team boss Horner
>6-7: "My fucking time" - the chilling matryrdom tape left behind by sick killer

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>Massa

KEKED
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he went to the wrong concert if he wanted to find virgins

>Come here to escape this shit
maybe stop going to concerts mainly visited by 12 year old girls? geez

>Massa
>Being c ucked

Massa does the cucking around here

Saw there was no /moto/ general, made one. First general ive made so please no rudeness

die and go to hell

We dont care about 2 wheels
Gas the bikes, race car now

gp2 general... gp2... arghhh

Its not a motoGP thread ya goof

dead thread, time to shitpost

australians please wake up

>Stroll rents a car

>page 4

No way Jose

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>tfw Mana is in Germany for the nurburgring 24hr

I'm not sure which I'm not worried about: terrorist attack or rape.

Jules confirmed for a pedo.

why not travel there to go and meet her
it's your best chance wagfag
plus you get to see an endurance race

>Fernando Alonso could leave Renault in 2018, after Renault said they cant give him a winning car
I don't even...
You know he doesn't drive for Renault, right?

But isn't the /moto/ thread the moto gp one?
Or did he fail terribly at making moto/sp/ort general?

they're trying
give them a chance

Working I'm afraid.

And I actually missed her when she came to the UK for a vacation so that is even worse.

he failed on all levels

MY

Pit Stop

Why couldn't it have happened to Hamilton or Vettel.

We would have at least gotten a hilarious team radio message. Ricky just went dead inside and stewed over it for a month.

Strategy

They didn't want to give Hamilton other reasons to complain about muh rigging and muh racism.
And Vettel would have killed himself out in St.Devote

any of you figs going to monaco like last year?