BREAKING: @realmadriden sign 16-year-old forward Vinicius Junior from Flamengo for reported £38m fee

>BREAKING: @realmadriden sign 16-year-old forward Vinicius Junior from Flamengo for reported £38m fee.
>16
>16
>16

>its legit

what were you doing at 16 Sup Forums?

>gets braces to avoid suspicion because he's actually 24
smart

LOL

Nice laundering money you have there. No one here in Brazil ever heard of this guy until this year.

>just because he's black it means he lies about his age
Literally every single year we have a similar thread

He's shit lol

i greentext cause its a lot of money for a 16 yr old

he also isn't 16

DELÍCIA...

you say that based on what? he's physically a whimp, not fast, not strong, nor skillful, he's just a regular 16yo.

he can play with Ödegaard

Even the Tony Martial transfer is a better deal than this.

lots of le i have better eye for talents than professionals scouts in here

Because odegaard worked well.

>16
>already cucking brits

Nigs really are superior

Why Brits? He's going to Real Madrid

>Vinicius
WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIET

why do Brazilians love braces so much?

got-tier name, stay jealous Kevin

>mfw Ödegaard's recent goal was front page news in norwegian media

Because we like to keep our teeth clean and in line, vazelo.

he's gonna cuck Bale out of a starting spot

delícia-posting should be more popular, it's a great meme

neguebinha will be loaned out to vitesse and never be heard from again

kek

Nice money laudering

>a player born in the 2000s is getting bought for £40m for one of the biggest clubs in the world

what have you done with your life?

jerking off

>americans on Sup Forums constantly obsessed with britain and the pl
lel

>what were you doing at 16 Sup Forums?
your mum

>Born in 2001
>Born after Y2K

To show perfectly aligned teeth while picking a macaco's bone clean

#banter

Real thinks they bouth the new Neymar when in reality they probably bought the new Odegaard.

>Madrid's squad is already perfect
>spend the money on youth and buy the next Robinho
>let him have a good season at Madrid in 4 years before they sell him to PSG for 100 million

5D chess.

It's already popular

>le pacey nigger meme winger #2141

Playing Age of Empires 2.
I still do.

He's well worth it

>Odegaard
Oh yeah, what happened to this kid?

He's the top scorer in the Norwegian league m8

>implying pacey

stupid

you mean 20 because that guy is not 16

its a common problem

is sopa de Macaco any good?

heard it's poisonous

>Odegaard is 18
>there's already a new him

Need to learn to dab with Pogba 2bh

It's uma delícia, my friend

more like
>le dibrador meme attacking midfielder #4513

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>paying good money on player that only had 2 senior appearances
he will flop

loaned out to Herenveen, had an absolutely horrible time there. Scored one goal and it was front page news in Norway like the other guy said. I think his loan deal lasts for another season but RM can recall him if they want.

I wasnt being black that's for sure

What can BRs tell me about this lad

make it popular

Getting an education.

it's because they grow up poor as shit and can only get dental care when they start making money

fingering fat birds at the back of the bus

> Junior made his Flamengo debut this month

If he was playing regularly I could maybe, MAYBE understand this...but a recent debutant? What in the name of fuck?

>can't even cut it the dutch league
is odegaard finished?

>tf
>tt

>vitesse
That's not Chelsea, Piazon.

UMA DELÍCIA

laundering money you dickhead
florentino has some business here (not even kidding)
he's opening a franchise of sopa de macaco

>7 million euros per year

god I wish I was him

remember folks, his hero is robinho

>american education

robinho was goat, shut your fat mouth

this is my biggest concern, in the clips ive seen hes looked slower than i expected.

anyway good if he's the new goat, and fine if its just perez paying for some corruption somewhere.

He's 17 this summer.

Is the £38m a lump sum or are there a lot of clauses? Seems quite a bit more reasonable if it's the latter.

hes either gonna play like neymar or end up like odegaard.

Robinho was good until he moved to EPLEL

there's nothing remarkable about him at all, he couldn't even control the ball at his debut. biggest media scam I've ever seen.

This. I didn't even know who the fuck he was until the first rumors of the transfer started. And he's playing in the most media-covered club in the country.

as a halal customer that makes me sad.
i just watched his debut clip and the first touch was actually depressing.

i heard his other 10 minutes were better, but without the speed there's really no hope is there?

una delicia mano

I knew him, I actually live in the same city as him

bood fr u than my niga

He won't come until the summer of 2018.

i havent rtfa but probably a bunch of incentives, contingencies and add ons.
this is one shady pr stunt. kid will bust in europe anyway so none of this matters really.

>Leaving brazil at 17
>Fucking idiot, will undoubtably flop

coutinho was actually good though and people knew about him since he was 15.

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also vinicius isn't being an idiot for going, RM is for signing him.

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>I'm a NIGGER

lel

>i'm AMERICAN
lel

Because Brazil is a developing country as opposed to a decaying country

Brazillanon tell me how good him and him and Gabriel jesus at the same age who is better??

This to be desu

how is that possible? i was watching his youtube clips months ago.

coutinho isnt a flop

Under-17/20 tournaments.

Gabriel Jesus IMO, he's certainly going to be world class

>his career will be fucked
>he's not an idiot

Gabriel Jesus is legit. He could be a monster.

he was never going to be a great player anyways so who cares. might as well make mad bucks from the hype.

No one has a single clue senpai. He literally debut in professional last week, played like 20min so far. He was ok in the u17 tournament, nothing bad but nothing really exciting either.

We have tons of players debuting in their first team every year, you can't never know until you see him playing in the first team.